/twg/ - Total War General

>Osterniggers

He's just some dim witted idiot who was cursed with whatever he's got. He thinks chaos looks and sounds cool but he doesn't really know what they do. He also tries to kill his enemies painlessly.

you're mom hammered my anvil, if you catch my intended meaning

Cold Ones aren't lizardmen. There's even different subspecies of them. They definately have jizz for Dark Elves to smother themselves in.

>our lord PEPE'KEK
why do you do this to me

I didn't know Isabella von Carnstein was specially good at hammering.

>Dump on a proud people's home
>Think you're hot shit now that you're on the throne and they'll just forget about

Fucking nope.

>How to formations?

ROIT, LIZZEN UP YA GIT

BY THE COMET

>strigoi ghoul king
>von Carstein
Hmm...

Holy shit furfags fuck off. Just go circlejerk with niels somewhere else.

>recurit necrarch lord via mods
>Alberta Von Carestein
Seriosuly names people

The death blob.

This damn it. Why can't greatswords get a buff like Honest Steel? Honest Steel is so much fucking better than what they get.

Halberdiers are the superior choice at this point, yeah.
>recruit Lahmian Countess via mod
>Leopold

>irrelevant cropped furry porn spam

Thanks fantasyfags.

It works quite well.

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>tfw lizards used to be my favorite but this fucking turbocancer is starting to make me dislike them
I'd rather sit through 40 posts of "It's now summer in Athel Loren" than this shit.

>not WAAAAGH!

Even so, histfags are still the worst

Niels autism is contagious. I told anons to stay away but they didn't listen.

>mfw patiently waiting to kidnap all the woman and children in the Empire and sell them to slavers.

>letting random anonymous shitter affect you
How shameful.

Even Karl Franz know that those kislevite mongrels are the fifth column

What's gonna come through the portal guys? My bet is either a Slaaneshi daemon coming to rape the elves or a great unclean one, I can't imagine them bringing in a bloodthirster because they seem to be steering from Khorne which is good.

Triple Acies obviously

She's so perfect.

Fuck you, Kislev is fucking great.

well Franz wasn't wrong
the perfidy of osterniggers is matched only by the marienjews

>he actually thinks they're gonna spawn a unique unit from the portal
cute, naive but cute

I might try to not pay attention, but if I'm fucking bombarded with this awful shit that was probably scammed by niels out of some poor idiot every time I come here eventually I won't be able to play lizardmen without it coming to mind and ruining it.

copy paste chaos warriors

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Why not? TWW had Saarthorel or whatever his stupid name is.

>Azhag will be able to travel to Nehekara in Warham II
>Nagash still not announced

It will be N'kari with a reskinned Lord of Change model.

>he doesn't know

Did you forget the bird?

It is now August, and the howls of dying slaves fill the bleak land of Naggaroth with a sweet cacophony. Very soon the Asur will experience such an atmosphere, for the Witch King is finalising his strategy for the coming campaign.

From all over the land come the lords and ladies of the Black Council, and it will be a permanant position for some. Ever eager to guide her son down the path she has divined, the great Hag Queen Morathi spends much time in council with her son. Though some sense conflict between them in the future, Morathi has promised her strongest pupils will join the legions of the Druchii.

In Har Ganeth the cavorting Brides of Khaine spill the blood of offerings to their God, whilst many a would be sacrifice is lost to the blades of the Executioners.
The Beastmasters of Clar Karond rouse their monstrous captives with many a laggard elf suffering in the process. All over Naggaroth the corsair fleets have been sent ahead to pillage and despoil the Black Council's choice of targets, a content glint could be seen in the Witch King's eyes, if anyone had the heart to look at them.

The time is now, the treasonous Asur will soon bow to the true Phoenix King whether they wish it or not. Domination by a best elf soon!

elfposts with original content every month is way better than most of what is posted around here

Why is this guy so weak

another Mordheim needs to happen

based

WINDS OF CHAMON!

That's why. That and because at least it's just one post every thread instead of a long chain of cropped furfag porn.

Is there a high elf variant? I bet summers in Ulthuan are very rad

Same there, furfags should burn in hell.

lmao
But they could have upped his stats or something

No idea haven't played beastmen before

"Will," user. "Furfags WILL burn in hell."

Its this steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=870099448

Lizardmen fortifications look kind of neat.

Do you think he's coming for me?

>in lore Ostermark was literally part of Kislev more than once in the past 1000 years

So Nordlanders are mixed with Norscans and Ostermarkers are mixed with Kislevites

If someone writes it sure, doesn't look as if those elves have any fans though.

>turn 100+
>still using swordsmen instead of greatswords and halberds
MOMMY I HATE THIS

This is pretty offensive user. I went out of my way to utilize a variety of material, including Dwarf Slayers, Skaven, Sigmarite priests, Druchii, and finally Lizardmen. To dismiss that as "furfag spam" is quite hurtful and demeaning tbqh senpai. However the mods have spoken and I shall relent.

Pic not related

Norscans spend far more time jerking off in the snow than they did before because petty inter-faction wars, why would they make it harder? Not only that, but while AI may not be able to deal with Norscan units but you as a superior vnderstander of faith, steel and gunpowder can wipe any force of theirs off the map.

>/40
mod?

Kislevites are mixes of Norscan, Beastmen and Slavs.

An absolute form of reskin.

You can't mod army limits, have to edit it with tools
Nope, slavs and mongols which didn't fall to chaos

The thing you guys need to realize is that by making a Slaaneshi greater daemon part of TWW2's costs and a lord of change part of TWW1's costs this means TWW3 will save money (relatively) in the charlemagne market of modeling things since 2 of 4 types of greater daemon will already be modeled.

Also another thing- the reason TWW2 and TWW3 are both 60 dollars is that the Combined Campaign- which has a different map from the individual campaigns- is factored into the cost.

quality of the respective elf races can be determined by the quality of their It is now... posts, with high elves being so shitty they are a no-show

But I want a Great Unclean One, not a peeping tom of secrets. But because of Sarthoreal I do actually expect there to be N'Kari, or some unnamed greater daemon. Then the other two in WH3.

Would anyone here be willing to play tww with a semi-noob? I've pretty much just played campaign so far but with tww2 coming out soon I'd like to get into multiplayer and get better at battlefield commands.

My steam is steamcommunity.com/id/stormcloud23

I'm gonna go for a jog but I'll be online and ready to play when I get back in an hour or so, and after that I'll be playing for most of the rest of the day.

I thought I had her in my hands, but no she fled on a boat with the rest of her army off somehwere. The Enchantress shall be mounted on many minotaur horns when we find her
anyone know save compatible mods that let you build siege engines more quickly?

Time to fix that myself soon then! If the worst elves got one then the Asus can't be left behind

>you now realize that "it's now autumn in Athel Loren" posts outnumber the "it's now summer in Athel Loren" posts

How do you mount someone on many horns?

Piece by piece

>An absolute form of reskin.
wait what? that style of maps was in WArhammer 1?

>Skaven reveal
>Dark Elves reveal

Guess that's it for another month and a half? Fug

So how is the combined map going to function? Is Warhammer II going to be 60 gb and have all the resources twI had for the factions, but just locked unless you have both games or will the combined map draw resources from both game folders? Is that even possible? I dont know alot about programming im a chef.

We just don't know.
I'm guessing CA can't figure it out either.

We dont know yet

DO you flip burgers?

>So how is the combined map going to function?

Badly would be my guess.

How the fuck do you even engage anything like that

combined map will all be in a folder with warhammer 2
they reuse greenskins norsca, dwarves, empire and VC stuff, but I don't think steam games can talk to each other unless DoW so probably a redownload

Inb4 autists spam the "leaked" map again.

Foot of Gork maybe

I would add you, but i'm from eastern europe, so i'm not sure about connection

B-b-b-but inbreed general sa so! IT MUST BE TRUE!!!

>bloodthirster will just be a reskinned minotaur

Just took Marienburg as Empire, should I go conquer Estalia for kicks?

The top is the obvious and conventional but the bottom might be more effective depending on the exact composition of the armies. Like if you have superb archers but shitty melee you might decimate their melee units that way and then hit their archers with your melee

You don't have to have WH1 downloaded to play them in WH2, you just have to own the game/dlcs

Wish me luck on ambushing this ambush force