/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

it's a chinese trap so both I guess

WHO PLAYS FONG LAI ON VG

ask for a permaban and tell the admins to never remove it
if you actually end up trying to ban evade that you probably need some real help

brb shitposting in the thread

How to get vox bf?

I quit 2 months ago, you can too

>I quit 2 months ago, you can too

But you came back, you can never truly leave

>there still isn't a trader only uplink item
briefcase full of 6x (random antag item) when

I do! Now fuck off

>Briefcase full of briefcase full of bees

First one to tell me who that girl is gets to stay on my plane.

I can't stay away from the thread. Shitposting is harder to quit than spessmanning.

>trader antag item that actually encourages trading
bretty gud idea desu

Hi shiggy!

I'm no one memorable

this triggers the kernikov

>anne hirro is gone
ok

>Needs to get his life together, self-requested.
F
F
F
;_;7

>anne hiro is gone
>frank white is back
bazinga

Anne "The Man" is gone
Frank "Jason Statham in Crank" White is back
Doug "Free Hugs" North will never exist

a dark time for VG

who is the cutest trap

who is the cutest futa

who is the cutest female (female)

Nick "sans the dick" Weller

Kiri "there's no minge" Singh

Ailsa "your personal property" Dochartaigh

(you)________, ____(you)___ and _______(you)____

*you sit down at the bar and ask for a drink, as the bartender is pouring it he turns to you and says*
>Where are you from skipper?

Have you heard of the high elves?

Or more realistically:
*you are a bartender sitting at a bar, and some one comes up to you and says*
>Can I have some whiskey
*he then proceeds to run away*

What do you do?

Nasty little creatures.

;:v he is distracted, go into the backroom

I'm from Hippie Station. I was kicked out for being a "pedophile" can you believe this shit? I'm actually not allowed to be here either, because Centcom hates my fucking guts. Well, I'm off to Evergreen, wish me luck!

Go back to sitting around waiting for a bay refugee to come by.
Assistants, horrible little creatures.

>no Patrick Bateman
>no Samwell Benitez
You forgot the waifu kings of Veeky Forums.

Can someone post THAT LOG again? Thank you in advance.

M A D R I G A L

>kings
They're not kings, they're simply featherless chickens.

you missed some top tier nonhumans

>did not add the heart and kiss mark

why even ask for what to add faggot

you asked for a heart and kiss mark?
where?

pastebin.com/WuxM1dF5

No, the one with the borers.

pastebin.com/KZF5kCxF

>when you need to get your life back together but you'd just play other vidya if you got the bannu

>that ERT

Vampire is either:
Vampire gets ashed with 0-500 blood, basically extended
Vampire rapes the station anally, turning into a mixture of morgue and thrall-fest

Are you having fun? :^)

>568 views
where's my medal for digging this up

>he has fun playing other vidyas
I envy you

the everywhere place
[scalp him]

>admin sends ERT with fancy ass time gear and pulse rifles
>ERT gets outplayed by fucking E-Guns
>admin gets mad and loads shuttle with bears
>bears get fucking slaughtered
>admin spawns MORE bears
>they too get slaughtered

Fucking vamps

>no Papu Abir
>no Gee Joey, how come your mom lets your have TWO rpgs?

>traitor is murderbone or antagstended
>ling is succbone or lingstended
>cult is convertfest or cultstended
>revs is shit but at least ends fast
the list goes on, there is no fun gamemode. besides dorf

you forgot

>vampire bombs or singuloses 10 minutes in

>le thrall everyone using ATMs face
truly vampire is the most complex of gamemodes

whats the most free win job for any antag role and why is it cmo

Let's get it to 1000 views and use it to get Rashaja unbanned! I can't think of a better reward

only reason that vamp made it was because of rejuv, and mobs cant do anything about that seeing as you have to behead vampires so that they stop rejuvving.

>someone being suspicious
>search em
>memed on and thralled
>proceed to secure jecties and 150u chloral for vamp buddy
>grab someone in maint for them to succ
>THEY LEAVE THEIR RADIO ON AS THEY SUCC EM
>THIS HAPPENS TWICE
>still not outed somehow despite being namecalled as thrall twice
>proceed to murder sec
>finally killed when more ert crawled out of the wood after we killed 3 of them in the bridge

>there is no fun gamemode
but that's wrong
E X T E N D E D

Truth.

>still not outed
I think we all knew you were thralled, we just never caught you

The only psuedoextended that's actually shit is vampstended. The rest cause enough shit to call a shuttle call most of the time.

how to make the perfect WFU that will be the top of the stocks?

For that, you would need insider trading...

after the first 2 assistant called me out while stuttering i still walked into brig, grew carrots for my eyes, refilled on supplies and such without being stopped by the detective and another officer

gutter pride stationwide

>the only time you've ever been mentioned in thread is a cameo in the borer log

ya did good.

It is hard, I just want to leave but.... Something is holding me back.

At the time I kind of rolled my eyes and put up with it since at least they competently made lots of borers every round so I got to play borer, never imagined there'd be a regularly posted pastebin

Greytide, campus wide!

Is that what Sapporo Station will be like?

yes

Jean

C-o-r-r-e-c-t!
tfw haven't seen her play lately

I've been playing League more; want to get to Gold 5 in Flex in addition to Solo/Duo for those tasty tasty bonus end-of-season rewards

>league
nvm
worst waifu

Ewwwwewwwwwwwwwwwewwwwwwww

>sec
>listening to radio
>ever
If you need sec to know something, commit a crime then tell them while getting arrested.

fuck you, Sion and Panth are fun

You could just PDA them, though.

me too!

Panth gang represent

Fair cop.

>get permaed as trader
>they don't take my clawboots

I Do this so I can watch you try to escape over cameras and then execute you when the shutters go down

>not the speediest boy

ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>not permanent

>People on the discord metaclub are upset about Voxboots and trying to get them, and Vox trader armor nerfed

What did they mean by this?

I hate discord faggots but I also hate vox so I don't really care