What would you do in this situation Veeky Forums?

What would you do in this situation Veeky Forums?

Shoot the Nigger Cop, let the Coyotes eat his corpse and make a burnout while yelling death to Jews.

Oh yeah and also Sage /pol faggot!

Hands on the hood and spread em

chimp out

T H I S

AM I BEING DETAINED?

Never ask that question btw. That’s how they’ll fuck you up.

AM I FREE TO GO?

"Am I being detained?"
"Yes."

EXCUSE ME BUT I AM NOT DRIVING, I AM A TRAVELER

I DO NOT CONSENT TO THIS UNLAWFUL STOP

Give him my license and registration?

Arrest him for possession of weed. It was in plain view.

I like you

Call the police to come arrest this man who is obviously impersonating a police officer.

i take another picture because i'm clearly the cameraman here

fuuuuuuck oooooffff

offer him my boi pucci and brace for impact.

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And if he doesn't want it?

give him sum succ

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>what would you do
All of these, Tbh

Nope

Quickly steal the pigs gun and bust a cap in his ass

Shoot the shit and drive off with my warning. Small town life has its benefits.

>pulling over
>for a dindu cop

lol that'll be the day

So you would rather create a police chase than pull over?
You're the nigger here.

He wouldn't dare chase me, I'm white. He knows the level of privilege I would exercise over him, and that it would be a waste of his time to even attempt to cite me.

This. Don't act like the very people you hate.

What car is this? I can't identify it.

>implying my 65hp British leyland shitbox can do over 70mph

Jokes on you cop

BL? Bitch that's a Fiat 124.

>implying my 65hp fiat shitbox can do over 70mph

Jokes on you cop

>taps meter
It says here that you were a speedin' and the radar don't lie.

I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS

give him a good succ

>borg

Be fucking nice, take your ticket & shut the fuck up unless he joke's with you & even then shut the fuck up as anything you say can be user against you to commit a search & no sudden movements.