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Yamaha

did he slam the front brake mid turn?

...
why?

Now in wheelie position.
Skylift definitely worth it

Final thoughts before I buy it?

link to lift on amazon pls

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Valentines day r8 my oneitis

don't be memed into buying one, it will put you off biking forever

would let her peg me

I hate every single one of you
hope you have a nice day

would let her spit in my mouth

hey everybody its 686, i can help with any advice needed

found the mutilated penis :^)

'08-'12 > '89-'07

:^^^^^^^)

Local dealer is the only place that will change my tires and they're charging $700 for it...
I hate owning a metric bike here.

post bike

Time to learn

...still reks R1 (M) crankshafts and hasn't started a recall in yuropistan

why not do it yourself?
changing tires is not so hard, even if you know nothing about bikes
watch a tutorial on youtube and do it

how does he stand like that?

Maybe his butt hurts.

pure willpower

Are you guys being ironice because I find her gorgeous...

>random stock photo woman
>gorgeous
hm

Current standings

Yamaha > Honda > Kawasaki > > > > > > Suzuki

Second

Tbh I think this is 10/10 but yeah whatever makes you happy man

i love her feminine benis :^)

We ordered from Abba directly

These are my 10/10's

You are right. That cat is fucking cute.

so who here is mutilated and unmutilated? i just want to know what kind of equipment im dealing with.

Do air pods + rejetting really make all that much difference in power?

If it did, manufacturers would do it

Maybe in response. Not so much in power. Depends on bike
Not true. Emissions regulations prevent it

>tfw no garage

Will the Ninja 400 bring about a revival of the 400cc class?

Maybe. I wish someone would bring back a 500 single dual sport

Fuck all power usually, but depending on how cucked your bike's emissions regulations are, you can get way better throttle response and low-end.

are we just going to keep making beginner bikes bigger until we go full circle?

I'd buy a beginner liter bike

It's all based on retarded learner power laws. This one (with the ktm 390) fits the euro a2 and the australian lams, but couldnt with 5 more horses

>tfw no Kawasaki Ninja 125cc with 6 speed transmission

No they're still cucked out of all power

But muh displacement!

>when you can't find the will to get out of bed

Also motorcycles.

>tfw you can't find the will to lean past 20 degrees

>switch up a gear every 5km/h
exciting

Practice and confidence user.

Once you learn a road and you ride it regularly you'll get used to riding it fast, and then it'll be easier to get in the zone and push it a little each time.

i wasn't talking about myself lol

don't forget that all those bikes need an additional "performance/racing" variant to chose from

Cruiser rider looking to buy and ride first sports bike.

Any recommendations and tips?

fully-faired or naked?

Fully-faired.

Classic

I'd probably recommend the 600cc class if you're just getting into it like a Honda CBR600RR or Yamaha R6

Would it be cheaper to set up a New-ish ninja (post '12) for track use or an older 600 ('05ish)
I'm looking and they are around 3-4k, then certified gear for track (fireproof stuff, non shoe boots, etc.), then tires (sporty but not track slicks atm).
Then which is what has me wondering:
Gradual mods as I get more track experienced.
Say, changing shocks, parts delete, repairs, o-rings and gaskets breaking over time (higher tolerance on what engine), break system, etc.

Why would be changing the tire of a metric or an imperial unit bike be different?
>drain and leave in sun/heat up
>use leather or plastic covers and with some wrench push in and pull out tire of one side
>do the reverse
>go to gas station
>pump it with a bit of air to settle it
>take it to some mechanic and let him charge you 20-50 to balance them
you could balance them too but since you don't even change your tires yet...

fz-09

The 89-07 were the best ones in my opinion. Way easier to work on than the newer generation.

>buying a sports bike for the street

This tbqh

I am fucking terrified of gravity malfunctioning next time i go riding

Gravity is constant.
You make mistakes.

This.

Gravity doesn't give a fuck.

Shut up nerds, OPs image clearly shows gravity temporarily discontinuing.

>Gravity is constant.
Explain black holes and the accelerating universe then. Check mate.

Do you ride your motorcycle into space outside earths CONSTANT gravity.
No?
Stfu or ride into a black hold.

My phat valentines day date.

I see you like the heavy bitches
Jk
I like your bike

It is finally not freezing but now it is raining every day ree

Same. May go ride dirtbike to appease motorcycle gods

>tfw broke up with my qt ninja 300 riding gf last week
>bike also died last week and I have to take the bus
>tfw just sitting here extremely depressed remembering all the fun adventures we've had over the past 3 years and getting into riding together

I'm going to kill myself

>letting a woman determine your self worth
Wew
Fix your bike and move on

Did you break up with her because you resent her for having a functional bike?

i broke up with her because shes asian and i want white kids

it was suppose to be a fling, but damn i fell in love with her. She's amazing in every way, but I don't want to bring anymore confused weak hapa children into the world

Youre a piece of shit

That was the right thing to do, user. Ignore weeb retard responses. 1488.

Am I really? This issue has permeated every inch of me and over the past couple years it's come out in my actions. I was a huge asshole to her and a huge source of pain for her and I couldn't tell her why. This was for the best because I don't deserve her, frankly.

Nice trolling dude, very new age.

Honestly you were in the right.
Veeky Forums will shit on you because waifu's but fuck gooks.

You have some serious insecurity issues
I hope you realize this. And youre right
You dont deserve her.

Wear rain gear. I go out in anything but ice if I need to.

We met before I got rich, she's cute but like a 6.5/10. I'm only 25 and I want a big family with beautiful blonde children and a fucking knockout wife. I don't think I'll ever find someone to share what I had with her, though... This troubles me deeply

>LARP the thread
Don't worry, he's full of shit.

I dumped my ex last year for cheating. Fucking alcoholic bitch.

na mate your full of shit innit

>I don't think I'll ever find someone to share what I had with her
Nah you will. It just often seems like that when you break up.

are there any other 400/450 dualsports than the DRZ?

Depends on what your state laws are. I had a street legal WR450f for a while

>trolling

I'm not racist dude, I dislike the chinese and the brown asians in general but she was born here and is american by all means. It's just the genetics thing. A significant motivator in my life is to have a big beautiful family and I have never ever seen a fucking big beautiful happy hapa family.

Of course I do, I make 600k a year and still post on this fucking mongolian arts and crafts community board

Why is this so hard to grasp?

Really though? We got really fucking weird. We played like children our entire relationship, and shared everything with eachother. I found myself putting off dumping her because I genuinely enjoyed waking up next to her every morning and searching for our next adventure together.

I hope there is someone else out there for me. I hope I'm a better man by then too.

That just tells me how shitty of a person you are to have a girlfriend like that. You seem like a huge shitbag as well

>Of course I do, I make 600k a year and still post on this fucking mongolian arts and crafts community board
Lmao
>Why is this so hard to grasp?
LARP that's why. Either you didn't give a shit about her, or she doesn't exist. I'd understand breaking up because she didn't want kids, I would. But like most people on here you'll never post proof of any claims you make when someone challenges them.

Better yet, let's change the topic.

Post bike.

Versys 650?
Hows it offroad?

I do give a shit about her. That's why I broke up with her. I've been trying to outrun this culture this faggot website has embedded in my bones for our entire relationship and I lost.

>I make 600k a year
send monies pls

With decent tires it'll handle hardpack well. It's not an Africa Twin though, and I only use it for commuting and touring. I have access to dual sports and enduros if I want to actually go offroad.

Look dude either post bike or get the fuck out of the thread. This isn't a blog or facebook, it's a bike thread, post bike.

Was thinking i should have bought one over my FZ07.
But idk. Didnt ride one when i had the chance.

You really are as weak as people here make you out to be. Don't you have the confidence in your genetic structure to override any weakness?

also I want a ninja400 too :(

It's unfair to compare the versys to the fz07 and z650. They'll lose every time without question. It's a better built, slightly more expensive adventure/touring bike.