Why cars are better than women

>cheaper long term
>don’t argue with you
>their vaginas don’t stink
>don’t cry when you beat them
>don’t make little cars come out when you accidentally cum inside them
>they don’t get jealous if you drive other cars
>make better noises
>more sexually attractive

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I remember watching Christine, and that girl Arnie was dating said, "ARE YOU REALLY GONNA CHOOSE A CAR OVER ME?" and thinking, I've heard of women taking a man's car a million fucking times, and never the other way around.

why can't my car hug me when I cry.

>>their vaginas don’t stink
where on the car is the vagina?

every time you get in your car its hugging you, user.

One day I hope to find a girl who finds my shitbox endearing

>he doesn’t know where his car’s vagina is

I usually don't say this but you need to kys

>don’t cry when you beat them
>beating your car
What kind of horrible person are you?

>what is panel beating

my skyline is my gf replacement
it will never wake up one day and randomly decide it doesnt want to be with me anymore, and when it breaks, i can fix it.

>they don’t get jealous if you drive other cars
Not so sure about this. My Jag like to throw a hissy fit and break if I drive my truck for a few days.

awww It's ok user, I'll be your valentine

faggot

Just remember
Someone can steal your car just as easily as your girl.

You forgot to mention that they're LOYAL, unlike the womminz.

kidnap your car*
Fixed that for you

They only breakdown for a reason.

>>cheaper long term
You're either driving cheap cars or dating instagram sluts. Either way, stop that.
>>don’t argue with you
You're not driving hard enough then.
>>their vaginas don’t stink
See above.
>>don’t cry when you beat them
See above.
>>don’t make little cars come out when you accidentally cum inside them
This isn't a good thing. I want me some FUCKING HOTWHEELS GOD DAMNIT
>>they don’t get jealous if you drive other cars
Say that next time I'm stuck driving my daily for 2 weeks, try to start up my fun car, and the battery is dead.
>>make better noises
Perfect downshifts are all I need to climax, I'll give you that.
>>more sexually attractive
I want nothing more than a Pontiac Aztek to sit on my face.

Get bucket seats

she will always love you

Man I had forgotten that pic

>I want nothing more than a Pontiac Aztek to sit on my face.
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>cheaper long term
debatable
>don’t argue with you
some transmissions do
>their vaginas don’t stink
their fluids do
>don’t cry when you beat them
you've never heard a fan belt whine after you beat your car?
>don’t make little cars come out when you accidentally cum inside them
>accidentally
>they don’t get jealous if you drive other cars
you don't know that
>make better noises
I concede
>more sexually attractive
really makes me think

>look how the roastie shrieks when she's detected: "I've been found out".

>gf and I both like a certain kind of vehicle and each want one in the future
>put it off to save up for a house together
>she leaves and takes half my money
>spent the other half within the next week on that same vehicle
>literally bought and am building up my vehicle as a fuck you to her

>Cheaper long term
Maybe find a woman with actual aspirations and a job
>Don't argue with you
My tires squeal in protest around every corner so
>Their vaginas don't stink
Pussy doesn't stink when the woman has proper hygeine
>Doesn't make little cars come out when you accidentally cum inside
So you don't want your own children? I want to populate the world with my offspring.
>Don't get jealous when you drive other cars
My GF doesn't mind at all when I drive other cars
>Make better noises
You obviously never heard a girl moan in pleasure during sex. The high pitched squeaks because it kinda hurts are the best noises in the world.
>More sexually attractive
No, just no.

just look at this homo

>he thinks generic girl moaning sounds is better than this
youtube.com/watch?v=diQ39O8HIFA?t=3m55s

Yeah, it is, but it's only better when she's moaning about you and not the black bull you picked up for her so I guess you wouldn't really know would you?

>cheaper long term
+1
>don’t argue with you
isn't that what breaking down is?
>their vaginas don’t stink
wouldn't that be the gas tank? and doesn't it stink?
>don’t cry when you beat them
-1
>don’t make little cars come out when you accidentally cum inside them
you are just not the right species
>they don’t get jealous if you drive other cars
see: breaking down
>make better noises
+1
>more sexually attractive
-1

RESULT:
thots are better than cars

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