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Has anyone had a spooky experience while driving?

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>Out driving late at night exploring the outskirts of town
>Make a turn, and not 100 feet down the road there is a fog so heavy I can barely see past the end of my hood
>No fog anywhere else we've been that night
>See movement off in the distance, probably just grass but still spooky
>Suddenly, see glowing eyes through the fog
Now keep in mind that I am driving with friends and we're all hyping each other about spooky crap
>Freak out and drive by fast
>Look out the window as I go by
>Scared by a bunch of stupid trash pandas

>relaxing late night cruise
>get text message
>"babe, we need to talk"

Oh shit

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road.
he turn to his girl and say:
"baby, i love you very much"
"what is it honey?"
"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get some more fuel."
"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen."
"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door

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was driving through some hills out north of San Fran, and it was foggy as hell. Dude was tailgaing me hardcore for like 5 minutes, and then just passed and sped by into the fog. 20 minutes later, saw the dude parked on the side of the road. passed him and he started tailing me again, and finally fucked off for good once we got into a small beach town. Was pretty spook, made me wish I had my shotgun in my rack instead of the bed of the truck.

>dat spook
2spooky

wat

A couple of months ago I was driving from the south to the north of Spain with a friend, just following google maps. It was about 11pm, pitch black except for my high beams.
In the distance we see hundreds of flashing red lights, no fucking idea what they were. Pulled off into some unlit dirt roads with spooky abandoned sheds and government-like fencing, a bit of high ground in a sea of unevenly blinking red lights.
>poopy butthole
noped out of there real quick, pulled up to the nearest station and found out we were in the middle of a wind farm.
For a moment though, in the pitch black, I was totally convinced the lights were some kinda alien formation.

>It's about 1am
>Leaving my friends house, high as a fucking kite
>I hop into my car
>Start to drive away
>Have to make a turn onto the main road
>Midway through the turn something catches my eye
>It's a person standing on the other side of the road
>It's too dark to see them, it's only a silhouette
>But everything around them was light up
>They are just standing completely still
>This is a country road so I didn't expect any pedestrians
>Have a fucking heart attack
>I just sped off into the distance, called my friend up to tell him

>be me
>driving through the countryside with gf
>stop for gas at the smallest gas station I’ve ever seen
>the gas station is the only building we’ve seen for miles
>go inside
>clerk looks like he has AIDS
>buy some redbull and go back out to the car
>there’s a note on the windshield
>the only person that was there besides us was the attendant and he never moved while we were there
>the note reads “you’re mother will die in her sleep if you don’t reply to this post”

You, sir, are garbage.

ah you dirty fucker

o wow

Just in case

Nigger

I went through a ""roadblock"" at like 2am out in the middle of the Arizona desert. It was some guy in the dark, with some shitbox and those little cones that are like 8 inches tall. He had a flashlight and was trying to get me to stop. Yeah nope.

fuck I love this pasta so goddamn much

I cry eryteim

>they stop at on at a side of road
Is this the Chechen version or something?

One night man is riding tractor down dirt road. Young woman stands on side of road, calls out for ride home. Is very cold in Soviet winter. Man takes off coat and puts it on cold fender of tractor. Girl is also cold. Man gives her sack of turnip for to wear. Girl is much thankful for ride home.
Next morning man realize it is day for buying turnip at market, and girl still has sack. He goes to her house. No girl is there, only father. He says daughter died in salt mines exactly ten years ago night before. Man returns to tractor, turnip sack is on seat.
Soviet honesty is strong, even death not stop repayment of debts!

Have told this before and it’s not too bad but oh well

>live out in the country
>have a 5 speed ‘79 Corolla
>sitting up at midnight bored, decide to practice hill starts
>hop in the Corolla and head down a single lane road that no one ever goes on
>surrounded by woods, no street lights
>doing pretty well
>then comes this steep ass hill I forgot about
>stall it and roll back down to flat ground
>turn the key in the ignition
>*click*
>fuck
>sit there in the middle of no where in complete darkness thinking about wtf I’m gonna do
>oh shit it’s manual
>push start it and get back home
>open the hood and see the original 40 yr old alternator
>wtf

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cmon man

Then who was phone?

damnit

fuck you

>driving high
kill yourself, you're risking other people's lives with your retarded bullshit.

>b-but I haven't hurt anyone yet!
fuck you, if you risk your own life that's fine but this is just plain retardation.

If you've seen this webm with sound it becomes significantly less scary.

no mummy pls lib

gay

So can only manuals be pushstarted, or?

this shit right here my mans

>man door hand hook car door

Bitch ass

lmao driving high is one of lifes greatest pleasures and if you cant enjoy you either have a shitty car or ur a soyboy who cant handle some br's

>friends car got grenanded by jiffy lube so I drive him around occasionally
>I’m brining him to see the Mayweather v Pacquiao fight at another friends house
>really old roads that meander through some run down farms, full moon but it’s pretty cloudy
>finally drop friend off at other friend’s
>back out of super long driveway and go back the way I came
>take a corner and the clouds break enough that I see a ~60 year old woman standing on top of a boulder staring in my direction
>slowly roll by because I can’t believe I’m seeing this
>she isn’t making a sound but she’s looking at me
>go “AHHHHHH” like an obnoxious cunt and drive home

Pic related was my death trap at the time

>Be driving at night
> Cruising down the road like 60-65
>Just barely see silhouette of a man on the side of the road, he's too far away to be lit up by my headlights, but I can see the top half of his body against the background of street lights
>Just as my headlights are about to hit him, I see the silhouette dart out into the road in front of me
>Slam on my brakes
>My headlights reach where he should have been
>Nobody there


I looked around, there was nobody there on either side of the road. It was odd because I had this happen right after I hung out with my esp friend and saw my first shadow person with her, afterwards started seeing them more often.

it's either
>"i'm leaving u"
>or "im pragnent"

Not a greentext
But the original spo/o/py story.
1942 performance of a 1941 Radio Play staring Orson Welles
youtube.com/watch?v=8eZ1sImDFwE

That was funny

You got me

Heck off

Fuck

>driving at night
>forest
>sudedenly bright light flash for a second
>no bad weather
>no other cars nearby
>no thunder

felt obucted.

>germany
>driving countryside after midnight
>two guys with machine guns and army suits walking by the road in the middle of nowhere

seems legit.

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Fuck u

What the flip

Fuck you

nigger

Here's your "you", you twat.

Damn

i swear to god

you're mixing up driving high and driving drunk

No u

I should have predicted it

>I had this happen right after I hung out with my esp friend and saw my first shadow person with her, afterwards started seeing them more often.

>with gf out in mountains
>just finished fucking
>cuddling
>suddenly here fast walking to the car
>hear door handle being jiggled
>jump into driver seat
>yell at gf to toss me keys while shouting WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>hit alarm button in panic trying to fumble with keys
>start up car and drive the fuck out of there in my boxers and socks
>couldn't see a thing because of foggy windows
>blasting defroster hoping I don't hit a ditch
>gf shouts GOOD THING YOU LOCKED THE CAR
>scrambling to make it out
>kick it on my shitty chrysler 200 going 50mph
>drive home half naked while we talk about what the fuck we just experienced
>couldn't be a person fucking with us for shits and giggles
>isolated offroading spot at 2am in the freezing cold
>no other cars especially since it was a weekday and the spot is relatively isolated
>couldn't be an animal since only animals out there were rabbits, bats, and owls
>didn't see any headlights in the valley or coming in since it was 2am and we were relatively near the entrance
>never go there again night

It's probably been the most terrified I've ever been in recent times. No other offroaders in the area since we were on top of the mountain and I didn't see a single car when I went to take a piss. We were lying down so to the outside it would have looked like the car was empty. But that doesn't make sense because we were fucking pretty hard and loud so it wasn't anyone doing an checking up since they would have friendly knocked. I genuinely think whoever tried to open the door intended anything but good, since a few months prior I remember seeing a lone figure carrying a shovel wearing completely normal clothing. We were out offroading piled into my cherokee, and all of a sudden someone says, "Hey who's that", and like a horror movie we saw someone jump into the bushes carrying a shovel and we got the fuck out of there.

fuck you

fuck

niger

Fucking 3spooky. Get yourself a gun. Seriously. If for some reason you can't afford or access one, make one yourself. Thank fuck you were smart enough to lock the window. You're lucky he didn't have one himself, or something to smash the window with. Otherwise, you and your GF would be fodder for some tiny-pricked knife-fondling Jeffery Dahmer motherfucker to get his jollies off to.

Can you please show me your corolla pics?

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excellent

what was it?

chain letter

You could theoretically push start an auto but it's alot harder because the gearbox first of all needs to be in gear, and you need to exceed the torque converter stall speed. You would need to reach 25-40 kph or so

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Bump for more spooky stories. Haven't actually read these screen grabs before.

It's a bear, mate.
Those fellas have amazing dexterity with their hands, and can fit their paws through door handle slits.

>Fooling around with some friends on a rural dirt road in the summer
>Driving a lifted Ford F150 truck, not very fast, but that's fine
>It's getting dark, and we decide it's a good time to head back to my friend's place
>Do a 3 point turn to return back to friend's place
>Suddenly a friend in the back yells "GO! GO! GO!"
>Panicked, I kick the gas and nearly spin out
>Ask "what the fuck? What's going on"
>Friend says "there's a guy with a knife coming at us"
>Look in mirror and see some guy running back into the forrest
I think it was just some weirdo who thought we were going to try and fuck with his camp. Still, it was pretty scary.

driving high just makes you drive slower more than anything

If by bear you mean tweaker carrying a knife then yeah it was probably a bear

>Be me
>17 yo stoner
>going to cemetery to smoke weed at night
>locally known as being "haunted"
>drive comp orange v6 mustang, sold now
>get out and start walking to smoke
>I know my friends closed their doors and I locked it, I always lock my car
>walk around, smoke, car always in view
>Head back
>passenger door wide open
>wtf.flac
>Have a oujia board in trunk
>Gtfo out of there
I don't really believe in shit like this it was still wierd though, I am 100% positive it was locked, and didn't see or hear anyone open it.

>take gf out to dinner
>get back and walk up her driveway
>hear a noise coming from inside her car
>sounds like a person or animal inside
>finger my gun a little bit in case i need to purge an angry hobo
>get closer to the car
>realize the noise is different door locks actuating
>nobody is touching the keys
>it keeps doing this for like 30 more seconds
>interior lights come on by themselves
>nobody inside
>noises stop, light turns off, all the doors are locked
>never happened again