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> News
- The Classic Squiffer (Point Sensor, Ink Armor) has been released!
- New Splatfest - Which superpower would you rather have: Flight or Invisibility? (September 1st/2nd)

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy (embed)
> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
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> S2 New weapon stats
- imgur.com/a/NFzgv

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

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> Wiki
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> User Stats
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> View Nintendo switch online services on your PC
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> List of FC:
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> Splatoon 1 Artbook
- archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon

He did it

twitch/endgametv1
Inkstorm+ tournament, top 8.

MARIE!

Sex with Marie!

CALLIE!

I'm here for woomy

What would the US NotMiiverseā„¢ plaza be like if there were real humans moderating it?

IS THE PERFECT RAPEBAIT!

How much Run Speed is too much for a Splatling build? Because I'm quite liking the triple main Run Speed right now.

WOOMY!

who /too much SR/ here

that woomies got boobies

NO! Callie is for caring and loving and maybe some hand holding.

Woomy abuse is a real issue. Do you hurt or berate woomies for losing a battle or deranking.

what the fuck, user

Employee of the fucking month right here.

>main rapid blaster
>tower control is my lowest rank
I DONT UNDERSTAND

wow, that almost looks profitable when you're up that high

REMINDER TO REPORT ALL TRANNY AND FURFAG POSTS

Is Salmon Run still up? I was gonna go home and play several rounds with that weapon set up, the best it's been in a long while.

I dicked around in the training room last night, hopefully this is useful.

The dapple dualies, at the absolute max range they can reach shooting directly forward, have slightly less killing power than an Aerospray. The Aerospray is still in it's effective range, meaning it will land faster, more consistent hits.

I wonder if it maxes out

>all this spray and pray side swipe aim in this tournament?
Are we sure they're not stick players?

Still up for like 4 hours

It's sad that about 15 posts per day have to be reported because of this

>in the real world, you get paid time and a half for overtime
>in Mr Grizz world, you get paid half salary for overtime
UNION WHEN

It's the most optimal way to paint.

Callie isn't around when you rescue her because she's at home taking care of her eggs.

CALLIE IS NOT FOR PHYSICAL CONTACT OF ANY KIND. NOT EVEN HELPING HER BRUSH HER TEETH!

woops

I guess you have a point. Good pets deserve love and affection.

>A+ in splat zones
>didn't hit the ok line
>3 cracks

I'm not gonna make it /ink/...

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The Dapple Dualie damage drop-off is laughable bad, it becomes a four hit K.O. from above when just outside of effective range.

I forgot to mention, the dapple becomes a 5 hit KO at that range

take the squiffer, go into test mode, and just tap R really quickly while going sideways and see how fast you ink

Me too

>trislosher in S+ goes 0/8

Thanks for nothing Cristian

Do any anons want to play Salmon Run?

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It's sad that of all the inklings in my plaza only 15 of them have made posts that need to be reported. Why can't we have more posts like this? Ones worth freshing over reporting

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Fuck, forgot the pic

I want to gently caress her cheek while she smiles up at me.

>B+, 3 cracks, 1 game to rank up
>enemy team has a shiny Tri Slosher
WHAT DO YOU DO?

they're doing that in firefights though

Maxilla too wide, giving her an unnatural mouth
No hair thickness, making her look bald
Unnecessary details
Lazily drawn suction cup

Because people are too busy reporting instead of generating better OC

Sox with Porl!

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>Four tentakeks

Post happy woomies!

Goodness, user, that's really cute

Because then that would mean people would have to put effort into their posts, and that's not what trannies and furries like to do it seems.

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I killed my first Flyfish today, on my own and in one go without a special. I threw one bomb into one of its bins, let my ink recover for a second and managed to throw another into the other bin while everyone else was off killing other bosses.

Felt so damn good, I'm gonna have to try and do this more often. I think I got lucky with barely any salmonids about and my tank was full when I got ready to throw.

gross teeth

>Not aiming the sub, just instantly throwing
Wew lad.

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I'm up for some salmon run before it ends, I really like the weapon choices with 3 of them not guzzling your ink reserves to empty after firing for 2 seconds

Original for reference, good job user.

THIS x100

too many people bitching, but if you faggots actually produced BETTER QUALITY POSTS then yous would get the yeahs and end up in the plaza more than the stupid political bullshit.

but because you're Veeky Forums and you just want to complain and remain anonymous this won't happen so enjoy the furries and trannies you deserve them.

Same. I want to pat her on the head and tell her she's a good girl while she sucks me off.

Marina and Pearl are very good friends.

So what exactly determines if my drawing will appear in the square?

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I guess I'll just buy a decent stylus and try posting some art then. I'm guessing it will be shit as well though, but at least it will be "art".

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It doesn't even matter at this point. I haven't even seen daily callie no matter how many times I've reported. Even if half of the general were full of good artists, it would still get flooded by low effort meme posts.

But this is about video games. Most people play video games here. Have fun being a secondary I guess and complaining about fags on the hacker knwon as Veeky Forums.

>you deserve them
No one deserves them, I deserve a stylus though. Then I could draw top quality memes for people to Fresh!

Dapples feel like they had their nozzle velocity fiddled with, like Sploosh and Mini Splatling.

I'll set up a room
7716-0091-4716

How does this make you feel?

Good. You're drawing squids.

Bad. You're contributing to the argument.

hungry

Callie is an ugly squid, and dumb too

squids eat other squids all the time

Triggered.

>If you don't spend dozens or hundreds of hours learning to draw youre just whining because you want to whine
???

wishing splat2 had good dialogue between pearl and marina

Sent, starting up the game now

Get off the internet, Pearl.

Tim didn't do it

He doesn't do it!

>tim

Tim confirmed as washed up

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>;^)

Still 2 spots left, if anyone wants in
Otherwise I'll just search randoms

Because Callie is for cute. I also want to tie her tentacle-hair up for her in the morning while she brushes her teeth.

Marie is the retard cheat.

Not really.

>A photographer took pictures before and after telling a woomy she's fresh

Wonder if Callie's massive tentacles are a byproduct of her high squid diet

Should I feed my woomy squids? Massive tentacles are my fetish

>Losing on Splat Zones
>twice
I don't believe it.

Two left hands

1 left now

o bb

Callie deserves to be pampered and treated, and never ever bullied!

You also need to massage and stretch her tentacles regularly to promote blood flow and regrowth