/twg/ - Total War General

Generic Dreadfu > Morathislut

I'm going to break my own rule and remind everyone not to respond to this.

>VC
>AI allows a quicker unit to charge ahead of its main force
>Concentrate everyone on the van unit and raise a unit zombies behind them to hold up the main force while the van gets mauled
>Later on raise zombies in the middle of their archers
>Raise zombies just before some charging cavalry hits the flanks to dampen the blow

Why are the VC so fun?

Vamp-chan>any elfshit

Reminder that incest mommy is best mommy

>Why are the VC so fun?
Because TWW is fun :D

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Why do Skaven have zero missile units armed with guns? Seems like a very odd bit of flavour to leave out.

Momcest is explicitly outlined as the worst sin in the Bible.

hmm, yes, very very VERY interesting, fellow, how shall I say, arch-fiend!

The bible is gay

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The Total Asscancer vid is actually a pretty good roundup of general info and shows a mix of Queek, Skrolk and Malekith quest battles, Lizardmen and high Elf siege maps, plus a "ruin" city map (or maybe it's essentially Skaven sieges). I had to jump around to a lot of different TW e-celebs to find all that.

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They're leaning on the Plague & Frankenstein side of the faction first.

source?

How the battling been going today?
Have you had a heroic victory to dedicate to the greatest general of all time?
If not why not?

FARIURE IS NOD A OPSHUN

what does arch's body language say?

youtube.com/watch?v=nn7as4eZgX4&t=662s

So it must be good.

Getting sick of that fuck Alberic refusing to confederate, lets see what I get

He's a good presenter, far better than pretty much every TW youtuber.

MANY GRUDGES WERE SETTLED

Hes very submissive to his daddy Sargon

L O L

He very right about "expendable units".
Orks, Skaven, and Beastmen (maybe VC too) should have 5 additional army slots per lord that can only be filled by shit tier units.

>threads die and are raised
>Nagash still not announced

Precisely.
>An lo, did the Aegyptians rest between their mothers' legs. And God looked away.

rollan

M..mods will fix

So I can go from Alberic bitching at me to the elector cunts bitching at me. Nice. Really can't wait to enslave the short sighted assholes as dark elves.

That's because he got more time to play it than anyone else. They even send him a copy so he could play at home.

Oh, he's yet another bug man pseud? What a surprise. When I think of the term "Swedish cuck", he is quite literally the embodiment of what comes to mind (I'm aware he isn't Swedish).

Premature Order CANCELLED

ROLLAN. just finished this in Very Hard. looking for a good one

There has to be a place these keep coming from.

WTF THROGG WE WERE FRIENDS

rerollan since my Empire playthrough is arleady almsot over.

He looks gay.

At least post the full page pleb.
Warhammer online comic.

>tranny witches

Honestly they're supposed to be extra fucking hot elves bitches, not 80s glam rock artists.

>join a 2v2 game
>fill my army with hellfire artillery just for a laff
>lose miserably but opponent still rages

is that considered bad etiquette in the total war community

Look fine to me tbqh

people do not like other players shitting on their super-meta armies with "cheese".

I find it weird when thirdworlders use native language curses. It sounds very forced, like when actors have to say "frakk" or "frell" or whatever for a TV show.

How do I win against Norsca shits as empire on very hard without using the broken auto-resolve? All of my ranged units do fuck all damage against them, especially the mammoths. I needed maybe 4 javelin raiders with norsca to easily take down a mammoth but 4 of free militia don't make even dent on it.

That model arouses me and I am not ashamed to admit it

Free militia is completely worthless, you need to use gunmen. Crossbowmen are worthless aswell.

>Malekith manspreading like hell

/our guy/

>leave Grimgor to us

I never understood this meme of encouraging people to use meat shield units in Warhammer, since it makes no sense to use up a slot for a shit meat shield unit over a good unit

>Honestly they're supposed to be extra fucking hot elves bitches, not 80s glam rock artists.

They've always looked like trannies

>figurines from 3rd ed or some shit like that
Literally who?

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Forgot pic related

Warhammer was built on 80s glam rock m8

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It's usable in multiplayer.

They're vestal virgins of an insane murder-cult which uses them as berserker shock troops. Looking pretty isn't anywhere in the job description, go fap to your chinese comics if you want that shit.

I think what's really upsetting me is how dead inside these look. I'd imagine witch elves are supposed to be dynamic and expressive and stuff.

Shamefur Dispray!

What issue of warhammer online?

the hero /twg/ needs but doesn't deserve

Remove anime

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It's dead.

Fuck can someone give me the source for that amazon comic i keep seeing posted?

Ze lady wills it.

4th and 5th editions was when WH reached its peak aesthethically. Back then, Wood Elf archers had orange cloaks with hoods, Witch Elves carried huge fucking machetes instead of daggers and Wardancers sported mohawks and carried machetes too instead of weak ass spears. The Fey Enchantress actually looked like a medieval lady instead of a generic Tolkien Galadriel. I mean, srsly, compare those Chorf lords with this modern shit right here...which looks better?

#oldchorfs4ever

Pretty fucking sure it is m8

>Hype Skaven beyond belief
>make them super generic

Good fucking job CA

Except its common for Dark elf females, Khainite worshippers (ie witch elves) and sorceresses in particular, to practice blood rituals to enhance their beauty and maintain eternal youth.

Those new chorfs look bitchin.
Old chorfs look like fucking Turkish midgets.

>LE RATS DON'T LE EXIST XDDD
>They move on the surface like everyone fucking else.

Source was posted last thread you blind fuck-fuck.

The AI in Rome 2 are so fucking stingy in diplomacy, why cant they see the benefits in having a non-aggression pact with a powerful neighbour when they're already at war with two other neighbours

>that can only be filled by shit tier units.
feel like people would be angry that you can't fill that space with more elite units

ayyy

Find their cities
second ones are far more imposing, whilst the previous were good in art but shit in all else

>super generic
Dwelling in ruins self-destructive faction who can expand really fast. How is that generic?

>shitty
????

e-hentai.org/g/1003329/b7b1d57dd6/

Just mod your savefile, only took me 2 nights to do
Huh well you're like a drone or something because they like pilot you and bees eat shit from the queen

Bring flagellants to pin them in line and then shit on them with Guns, Cannons and Lore of Metal.

Thanks kind user

Got a link for a guide?

The only thing self destructive about them is their copy pasted corruption mechanic, they're completely lacking in all other aspects of Skaven that makes self-destructive

They very clearly didn't give a shit about accurately or even interestingly portraying Skaven, as the writers even made more clear with their dialogue

>Just mod your savefile, only took me 2 nights to do
but I wasn't saying I wanted to do that? just that people might be upset that you can't fill that space with more elite units

Wow, that's some nice arguments you got there.

>that low res pic

You aren't even trying. Your waifu would be disappointed.

>197 armour
>30% Ward Save
Gelt is best lord.