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Heh, all the dindu niggers are sulking

so all the horde guilds effectively imploded leaving people in shitty splinter guilds or on the alliance side surprising exactly nobody. good job

So how long are alliance BG's and how long are horde BG's on average?

This thread is a shit-post OP for the second thread in a row. Migrate to the real thread and cut this thread war autism out you fucking trannies.

Madti, I...

>you could have hundreds of shadowmelded elves surrounding you and you would never know

How does this make you feel?

i'm spooked!

Man, STV wasn't nearly as bad as people said for me. Other than 60s camping nesingwary i didn't have a ton of issues.
But alterac mountains is crawling with chink skeleton 60s. Fucking fuck.
Also one of you awful fucking faggots ran away from a 2v2 we could have easily won. I don't even understand why you would do that. I'm healing you, that doesn't mean you run, it means you target the other dude and fucking press your goddamn queer buttons you retarded gaywad.

>But alterac mountains is crawling with chink skeleton 60s. Fucking fuck.
because people queue for AV there, the 50-60 battleground, and they are bored waiting for it to start

im positive thats a both faction thing

redpill me on Automute's relationships

objective class assessment

warrior
>masochistic
>claws their way to 60 only to perform on par with rogues
>natural-born orbiters

rogue
>autistic
>warriors that don't suck pre-60 and can pick their own fights
>no idea where true loyalties lie
>unwanted by dungeon groups most of the time due to high amount

mage
>serves only to provide rations and decurse
>gold farmer extraordinaire

warlock
>fear curse dot fear curse dot
>easy leveling experience
>i really hope you're not alliance

paladin
>ret is viable u guise
>multiple abilities at their disposal
>failed hybrid
>choker to me me me

priest
>nothing much to say about them
>i really hope you're not shadow pre-ZG

hunter
>mouthbreathers
>trivial leveling experience past level 10
>easily capable of taking down targets several levels above them and elites
>only brought to raids for tranq shot and meme strats

druid
>containment class for the mentally ill
>hybrid that's mediocre at every role
>low competition for loot because who willingly plays druid lmao
>like just end your life already lmao

shaman
>windfury memes
>totems
>who cares

>rogue
>unwanted to dungeons
never experienced this

>>gold farmer extraordinaire
they nerfed clearcasting by making the proc % stay the same regardless of the amount of mobs, so this is now incorrect

i'm sure the chinks were thrilled

>leaving out tanking from the warrior section
i guess it plays like a completely different class than a fury warrior which is indeed basically a rogue but pls include it

also it's obvious you don't play horde because feral druids, especially tauren bear druids with the extra 5% health, are extremely good tanks and always nice, as well as you knowing absolutely nothing about shamans

overall 5/10 best i can do

rogues aren't unwanted, you need 1 physical dps whether thats a hunter a rogue a feral druid or a dps warrior

rogues do best dps among those so they are fine to take

only downside is that like half of them are fucking degenerates that leave groups once they get their loot

rogue prio, cucked

>finishing the last 30minutes of a dungeon when theres nothing in it for me
Sorry mate but I am not a cuck

wazzup

Is this a meme or is horde completely chinks?

fuck you im never taking a rogue in my group ever again

>Pickpocketing level 5-6 mobs
>30-90s each
Somehow I have a feeling I can make a lot of raw money from this and that I will have no issue getting my mounts

both sides are 90% chinks

its true alliance have faster queues though absolutely

t. play both factions

wut

>warlock
>i really hope you're not alliance
How so? I just made a human warlock and I'm curious

>30-90s
w-what

>dindus make OP couple posts early to make a normal OP with the guild in it
>instantly deleted
>MoH make OP 20 posts early to make a shit-post OP
>stays up

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>choker to me me me
>low competition for loot because who willingly plays druid lmao
>who cares

this is 100% the hybrid classes

I'd ballpark horde having up to 25% more chinks than alliance

Fuck

How does anyone have faith in private servers lasting off the support of chink players? Not trynna cuck but if Ima play a time sink, I wanna know it wont b dead in a year

How's this for rogue lvling?
Worth investing in some faster stealth rates so that openers won't cost me more time than just walking up to a mob?
How is survivability?

you what mate?

>druid
>containment class for the mentally ill
>hybrid that's mediocre at every role
>low competition for loot because who willingly plays druid lmao
>like just end your life already lmao

i didnt play this early in wow and just wanted an all rounder, i didnt know it would suck at everything

i just want to grind r13 for epics now

think about it like this:

if the server dies, how will the gold sellers make money?

this is their incentive for keeping it alive

What's are the funnest classes in the game to level?

not worth it at all, finish combat first and after that you're still best off going for imp s&d

hunter
shaman
druid

>shaman
lol

Thats the spirit!
Horde or alliance?

Openers are a waste of time
play that spec if you really enjoy stealth

It wasnt the trannies. I posted the last 2 threads
t. Handro

I can just imagine the dindu discord right nowProbably this mad lmaoooo

>opposite faction rogue pops out to help you kill a named mob
>freak out and kill rogue instead because you see an enemy rogue
Goddamnit I feel bad, i had to tryhard really seriously to even kill the rogue too because i suck, and he was just trying to help out.
I deserve everything that is coming to me.

>wotf
>tremor totem

Who do you think the janitors are, friend?

I'd argue tremor is way less of an issue but wotf really is annoying. You learn to deal around it but it's difficult to understate how good of a racial it is vs locks.

our discord is 99% public

discord.gg/pQt3u53

>say the word nigger during a dungeon run on voice chat with someone when i was mad
>think about it days later

i need to get off the internet i'm not even racist i had a black best friend growing up

I can just imagine the other 1% of the dindu discord right now

>say nigger in guild voice chat
>some guy complains to gm
>gm says shut the fuck up nigger

Should probably kill yourself nigger.

This, is a fucking niggercuck and should get gassed.

>i had a black best friend growing up
let me guess, your mom liked him alot? LMAO

I unironically think MoH has a janitor in their guild. There's really no other explanation for the fact that every OP that isn't in their favor gets deleted.

WoTF mostly. But because everyone knows about it on this server there's a severe shortage of alliance locks even though they're a great raiding class.

Good thing I'm more into pve than pvp then

Daily reminder that is the #1 community without any cliques!

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>Sniffhow as an officer
>no clique
Sure.

We Wuz Dindus is as you'd expect from the shit meme name a bunch of 16 year olds. This is unironically what they're talking about they have the mental capacity of an edgy high school student

see Dindus is worse than MoH in every way except for discord culture and even then it's bad, people using discord all day instead of guild chat

I'm all for shit-posting but that's really not true at all. People barely post in the discord compared to guild chat. I've noticed it a lot personally as I'm racking up rested experience right now.

>this jealous of a female being better than you at a video game

Is anyone in a decent leveling/social/whatever guild alliance side?
Paladin, would love people to run groups with.

Mandate of Heaven!

mandate of heaven

I doubt they have enough people actually leveling to make that a thing that would be worth it for me. I get enough memes from world chat.

how much gold do you think it would cost to get someone to do SM for me

Everyone is really friendly and will help you though...

How friendly...

Very!

If you're being serious then I could whisper one of them but i'm not looking for help or boosting, just need people to play with.
The last two random leveling guilds I joined were nice enough but everyone was 10+ levels lower so it was basically just an invite to a chat channel.

Do it! There's a lot of shitposting about us but it's important to keep in mind that it is just shitposting.

this.
don't believe any of the negative posts about the guild, we're really nice!

Alright, the both of you (or the one of you) acting like huge fag(s) convinced me not to. Thank you anyhow tho, sheesh.

yeah honestly i keep hopping around the leveling guilds, i can't find a single one that has a decent amount of people over lvl 30

Can I join just to level and unironically orbit the cute traps?

there are no cute ones but yeah

>Sniffhow and Puddi flirting in discord
Is this the end of another Horde guild?a

absolutely based
join neo-DoN now, the only guild without any cliques!

Loiez (mentally ill tranny orbiter)
Squido (handicapped autist)
Goondrinkerr (fucking cunt)
Cheevo (retard who deleted his character)
Mcbeef (another tranny orbiter)
Prepdabull (barrymanalow)
Sniffhow (tranny with a foot fetish)
Protomaan (cringey comic maker)
Bonhuntier (poorfag gypsie)
Broraka (powerhungry teen)
Semitrix (typical faggot)
Diaperslurp (kek)
Lerkingpoo (a fucking normie, diesnt know what Veeky Forums is)
This is the clique, we have been over this.
These people are leading your splintered guild

>join dindu nigger guild 2.0
>2 weeks later
>FUCKING ZUG IS A PIECE OF SHIT HE KEEPS TRYING TO DETHRONE THE GM/DELETED HIS CHARACTER WHEN HE DIDNT GET ANY LOOT/HAD YET ANOTHER MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND NOW WE HAVE TO START A NEW GUILD
>THIS TIME WE MEAN IT GUYS
> IS NOW RECRUITING! IT'LL WORK THIS TIME GUYS WE PROMISE! BTW FUCK MANDATE THEY DONT EVEN PLAY THE GAME LOL!
No one wants to join your shit guild

Breaking new ground every day

sementricks is klimpen and prepdabull is barrymanalow.

>server has been out for 6 months
>guys we are the new horde guild join us we are the better alternative and we will raid t. Handro
>we have 10000 members online at all times we'll be the best just join us this time it will work, no drama, no trannies, no bullshit, no cliques
>2-3 months go by
>only 4-5 60's
>the 2 unstable guys in charge snap
>handro fuck offs stops shilling because he realises how dead the guild is until get gets called out and blown the fuck out by the remaining members
>the other unstable guy is left in charge of the shitshow
>2 of their half a dozen 60's are MoH raiders
>still no where close to raiding
>server has been out for 8 months
>please join us we'll be better no drama no bullshit look how many players we have online

Fuck there so fucking perfect bros... I would murder just to be that wolf. It's not fair wtf...

Ok saved for future clique reminders

based puddi/sniffhow is going to lead the dindus against the tranny clique!

We WILL PREVAIL against the trans

>loeiz (zugzuggler)
>went dwarf priest only for the instant raid spot
>reaches 60, get's benched because he has litterally no prebis
>quits the guild, deletes character
>everyone laughs
>gets his character restored, joins normie guild
~a few moments later~
>asks to come back
>manlet says only if he sends a pic of his dick
>actually sends manlet a dick pic, get's shared on #nsfw
>everyone laughs even louder
LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH

actually he got 'benched' because he didn't have MC attunement................

loeiz...

Why hasn't this namefag tranny been purged yet? Dare I say she's... clique?