/palg/ - Paladins General

Ash shot you to death and you weren't healed. Also you missed a lot, which is impressive at that range.

First for the new loli champion!

Sometimes the game just forgets about hitboxes.

pedos out

He silenced you

Inara might be the most boring front line, but it does feel nice to give damage champs a good cucking every now and then.

All give them money when they add a cute loli.

>second game in a row that's crashed

I just want to play your game lo-rez, stop making it so difficult

looks like on your side lag

ruckus is cc-immune during his ult

you're retarded.

That's the good stuff

>2017
>hitting yourself with grumpy bomb STILL BREAKS YOUR OUT-OF-COMBAT HEALING REGEN

Why the fuck is this still allowed?

My webm. Ash is great desu.

it's a beta

It wasn't. The game just shits itself sometimes.

"sometimes"

#stopthehate

Reminder that unlike many people think, Paladins is actually a Battleborn ripoff instead of an Overwatch ripoff. Here's some BADASS proofs:
youtube.com/watch?v=yIsTBTVDf7U

Really makes you think.

>Thinking Paladins is a Battleborn ripoff
>When it's clearly a Master X Master ripoff

I want Evie to freeze my tongue during a french kiss and snap it off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck off nobody likes you

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why is battleborn so bad?

DAMN nigga you had that one just ready to go

shoo shoo

It's still an offensive ability, dummy.

yo man daz some FEMDOM shit rite there haha

Glad to have you back.

Kinessa and I are dating

paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/f/fc/Princess_VGS_Other_S.ogg

>cum on Kinessa's scope
>she gets mad
what the fuck?

MxM has a loli hero, Paladins doesn't, hirez BTFO!

I'm going to go to sleep and when I wake up the servers will be all better and my queue times will be under 2 minutes.
Good night, /palg/

>cum on mommy's stony navel
>she gets mad
I don't even.

>cum on fernando's face
>he gets mad
wow.......

This game is basically unplayable solely because of the playerbase.

It's not a bad game at all a nd it's pretty good but the playerbase makes having any sort of fun a rarity.

Good night, user. Pleasant dreams.

>cum on Skye's armpit
>she doesn't notice because the 9 other guys around her just unloaded on her face and hair

It's pretty decent but it jut made the mistake of going up against overwatch.

please don't bastardize the Jap terms more then they already are.

i'm sorry

the animations are just bad, even paladong is better

Good night user

>get a decent team
>turns out the game is a ton of fun

>cum on Maeve's flat chest
>she gets horny
Good girl.

And seeing as how I'm tired enough I replied to the wrong person that should my cue to fuck off too

you, sir, got my almonds going, please, stop breathing for 6 minutes.

Look. I already have spent $250. But do you think this might actually work? I really love paladins? Can I invest in hirez legitimately? Like through stocks or other shit. If niggas can throw down 30k on star citizen I sure as hell can try and get better servers.

hang on where's that running webm
found it

>Benedict, only good bb character
>clone of drogoz

yes I can canon birb x dragon

now post the webm where the player keeps scoping in and out

>not liking oscar mike
>not liked mushroom man

What is she doing to that invisible man?

alot of this is very nearly seizure inducing

>viktor's ult is literally the same as oscar mike's
Holy shit how did they get away with this?

I only like redneck bird

But user, no one likes redneck bird. Not even redneck bird. Especially not redneck bird.

all me

lies all he needs is cuddles from a tsundere dragon

>please don't bastardize the Jap terms more then they already are.

i'm gonna comit a crime

but you already exist

killing yourself it's illegal you know

I can't tell what is going in these video. It hurts my eyes.

thats not my sin

indeed, but what if i do it with a loli big boom?

>Commencement IV
>Wicked Don't Rest IV
>Requip II
>The Hunted I
>Justice Served I

I've gotten to be a pretty good shot in spite of Paladins' wonky hitboxes. Is this loadout gonna be fuckin bananas in OB57?

Deft hands Ying with the focus lens legendary is super fun, but I feel like an absolute shitter for picking deft hands.

Why did they think this is a good idea?

>deft hands
hehe

You won't be sliding 24/7 so why wicked 4?

With the change to Heroism, very likely.

It really joggs my noggins how every champion with a Stealth ability start its name with an 'S'
>Skye
>Sha Lin
>Seris
>Strix

ying has VERY deft hands, just ask zhin

I'd probably try and get requip iv. lex will be able to shit out 4 rounds every second with heroism, if you can land just one headshot you'll never have to reload or stop sliding

Hirez better step their loli game up, even OW got them beat to the punch.

>Spy
>Sombra

>You won't be sliding 24/7

There's no goddamn reason not to be sliding 24/7 with the new Heroism.

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>sam fisher
>solid snake

>he doesn't want 90% damage reduction, CC immunity, and a fat attack speed buff 24/7

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This thread got really weird.
It's a good thing our love is pure and unstained.

It'd be good if Lex can actually shoot backwards during his slide. There's no way you can abuse slide all the time if you can't get a good angle to shoot. Also headshots are still pretty inconsistent to get unless you're shooting the characters with big heads.

I played around with heroism but I found out I don't need slide all the time instead of just using it to escape skills and ultimates. Might as well just use death hastens to kill people faster and get some good chip damage on healthy targets outside of medium range.

Seriusly, what the fuck did I do to deserve this?
>be diamond 4
>get matched with other two gold and 1 plat
>last two picks of the team are maeve and androxus
>ask why the fuck did they choose flanks instead of a support or damange
>barik says he will flank
>does nothing but die miserably the whole match
>I end up standing alone vs 5 other players in the point for 20 min
>still lose even giving the best of me on that fucking point
IM TIRED OF FUCKING CARRYING ENTIRE TEAMS MATCH AFTER MATCH, WHY IS EVERYBODY SO FUCKING RETARDED

That's not fucking loli.

>stealth

>plays nando
>loses

what kind of tard actually accomplishes to lose with nando, you're playing legitimately the most broken champion i've ever seen on any game ever

My fave meme build with M is "to use that make ult follow you" and "ult doesn't break stealth" talents

Keep on being you, Yingposter.

You should not go to the point so early in these situations, killing their team by flanking gives you more chances of winning.

>no stabby waifu of many pentakills

at least our meme-spouting teenage magic witch is better than orendi