/bdog/ The MMORPG Black Desert

>What is BDO?
Black Desert Online is an Korean MMORPG developed by Pearl Abyss. It features non-tab targeted action combat, zerg pvp, infinite grinding and a sudo-sandbox experience.

>Latest NA/EU Patch Notes
community.blackdesertonline.com/index.php?forums/patch-notes.5/

>Latest KR News
invenglobal.com/game/Black Desert

>/BDOG/ Discord
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>Useful Links, Guides, Guilds & Info
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>NewFAQs
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Previous thread:

Just bought it for full price but it's ok. Thanks though I'll keep it in mind for the other copy.
Ok! He usually plays the big hulky races and I remember there's like a "son, dad, and his wizard grandpa" """"race"""" in this game.
I tried valk last time I played. Here's to hoping it's not a complete shitstain like the bloom was.

First pic for the DK's!

Dice

Blackula please go

Blub blub.

Kill
Your
Self

Me on the left

me in the middle

I'm the tubby fish

HI

Is that Cream Craig?

>when you miss your shot and have to wait a day to refill
real life can be grindy sometimes

BL big mak

Hi

Hi there!

who is this retarded looking dk? yuck

are necks supposed to bend like this?

Try it in real life.
If you can, then yes they do :)

ok i will do that

Nigga thats a boy
You got the eyes of a dead fish so the blub blub is appropriate, bitch look like she steals chromosomes for a living
You managed to make an ugly emma stone
you somehow made emma stone look ugly
thats an impressive task my friend.

>Nigga thats a boy
Nigga boys are cute.

Nigga post boy peepee
This boys peepee

>Jagbo
>Vogler
>Peachy
>Straumm
>Drow

these sardines good at erp? are they all just thirsty attention whores?

The logs I've seen of Vogler and Jagbo didn't even have proper punctuation so I doubt their writing is good. I assume it's the same for the rest of Sardine

Drow doesn't erp

I'm just a thirsty attention whore, yes.

I wouldn't really call a quick snippet of whispers logs but who really knows.

>Jagbo
Terrible
>Vogler
Terrible
>Peachy
Don't know, so ugly you couldn't pay me to ERP with it
>Straumm
Aussie so probably terrible
>Drow
Doesn't ERP, only jacks off to toons

at least Drow admits it, thank you Drow

>Straumm
>Sardine
Straumm is in another guild

Why don't you message them and find out? Except drow, they don't erp.

>messaging creepy attention whores for erp
what would go wrong?

Well it will either be awful, or you'll find out they are nothing like the thread says, who knows. If you do you're braver than I.

And dummmer

HI team!

Here's a fresh tip from an MMOpro
Never EVER whisper anyone from sardine. It's a shit guild full of retards who can't write, redditors, and idiots that can barely form a sentence to save their life.
Nobody in that guild is redeemable or worth talking to.

Jewish nose...

wow you sound like a REAL PRO

MMOpro

Someone got turned down for ERP

Who hurt you?

Angry sardines

You're right, at least about Peachy. I love her tamer so much, she looks so cute! The best tamer with the fattest ass! Probably the cutest tamer in this thread other than the IC one! Hehe

Jagbo is pretty good too! Her character is CUTE. I wish I could spend more time with her in game. She is really nice to me and everyone else.

Come to think about it, Vogler is also really cool. In fact I love all of their ERP! All three of them.

When is this swimsuit being added to bdo?
Tamers only

Calling me a sardine do you even play this game?

Oof
erp wasn't good enough to get in?
That's sad their standards are really low...Feel kind of bad for you now

nobody likes a suck-up

Hi peachy

No it was me, Nyanpi. I'm just a big fan of peachy

but we've never done anything more than talk...

I never talked to Kanye West but I'm still a huge fan.

>Sardine going this low to cover themselves up

Touche nyanpi, come back to NA again soon.

Why tf are you fan of Kanye west???

tfw no bdo playing dom gf (female)

bbc
duh

Vjera might be a cool black friend, you know not like the ghetto type.

Those don't exist

I'm a sardine?
huh...
i guess i'm a sardine now.

I wanna fuck you in your tiny mouth and make you choke.

...

Totally wrong...
Everyone knows that one black kid
>That black kid who is from a upper-middle class family and his mom always dropped him off to school in their polished black Escalade
>That black kid who barely has any other black friends
>His hair cut is always in stages from small afro to large afro that he always claims hes about to get cut
>Owns every fucking Nintendo game
>Says hes bad at super smash bros but then picks fox and ends up 1v3ing everyone the whole sleep-over
>Either wearing a plaid shirt, turtle neck sweater, or a hoodie
>has glasses
>Never games the night before the test
>never shares his favorite animes but if someone mentions an anime he's watched then he will laugh and judge you even though hes seen it first
>race, politics, and discrimination seem to not even exist around this kid... he's just another kid

u wish fag

t. gay

What in the Fuck, you guys made a Veeky Forums thread and didn't invite the mother fucking Gitaroo man Champion?

Slayer of bears and the great Mojo King Bee?

Kek

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

Appreciation is thought to be rift with dissonance on the cognitive level hardly talking about the Saturn title.

remove ben-k

these are the guys that get bullied by the gheto black guys.

Shāmò wúliáo bùyào qù nà'er.

Quit denying me into IC I know you're not full, reeeee

can i join IC? will i be popular?

Moz in belly button

Roll ze dice!

no airhead

how generic, wouldnt be surprised if this was a preset

Don't talk shit about my future gf

how about I roll you in bed?

>thinking a preset hasn't been passed around like a peace pipe
lmao enjoy your sloppy 52nds

Can I fap to you ing?

My future gf is pure

Pure unoriginal boring slut

;__;

N-no..

How brown is too brown?

>stuttering
I'm going to enjoy breaking you with my futa cock

All Brown is too brown
Pale white is the only option

Too bad you're only allowed to erp with vogler now. you used to be okay straum...

I've never erped with Vogler.

...

Embrace the choco-elf

Explain this then

Vogler was at the Velia arena
got him to fight another warrior
Vogler lost so i went of and just traded.

Hmm

Please? We can be very discreet about it. You don't even have to say anything.

Straumm and Vogler

Sitting in a tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First comes love

Then comes marriage.

Then comes baby! In the baby carriage,

Sucking his thumb,

Wetting his pants,

Doing the hula, hula dance!

...

someone's gpu is dying

I am not straum but I can fuck them if they want

Can i name the child Sprite so i can quench Voglers thirst?

You can't quench the unquenchable