Dota 2 General - /d2g/

*blocks your path* edition

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Previous:

same here
you're supposed to grow out of video games by your mid 20s anyway

When are you supposed to grow out of living?

Wrong previous, whoops:

early 30s

One day we get the last thread and I will be the one laughing.

once you get put in a home

A year after the last general you will miss it.
You will yearn for the NA vs EU posters.
You will yearn for the forced50 posters.
You will miss it all, user.

does anyone have any idea how many d2gs there have been

like how many threads
i'm curious how we stack up against KS who has been keeping count

>HOLY SHIT PATCH
>It's a Tiny hotfix

I
WANT
TO
FUCK
A
WINTER
WYVERN

>this is the only good cosplay to come out of TI7
dota's dead lads

>likes a girl that play dota
>mfw she never reply me because she's playing so much dota

I hate dota..

I want to kiss and hug singsing dotards

Bulldog is a jew confirmed

Why aren't you higher mmr than her so she invites you for games?

>implying

>Henrik Ahnberg
>Ahnberg
>berg
You think?

fireden finds 4069 results when you search for "d2g" in OPs

Is SingSing dare I say it... /ourguy/?

he's the most /reddit'sguy/ there is

OCEAN MAN Take me by the hand lead me to the land that you understand OCEAN MAN The voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip OCEAN MAN The crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land

analaide?

:ocean: OCEAN MAN :ocean: :heart_eyes: Take me by the hand :wave: lead me to the land that you understand :raised_hands: :ocean: OCEAN MAN :ocean: :heart_eyes: The voyage :rocket: :alien: to the corner of the :earth_americas: globe is a real trip :ok_hand: :100: :ocean: OCEAN MAN :ocean: :joy_cat: The crust of a tan man :man_with_turban: imbibed by the sand :scream: Soaking up the :sweat_drops: thirst of the land :100: :fire:

adelaide

アデレード?

adelaide

my tummy hurts dotards

*rubs your belly*

How fat is adelaide poster?
Asking for a friend.

we may never know, uther
i intend to play video games forever

I missed all the shitposting that came with the double hero thing, are we LoL now or what?

Dubs or first 9 or 0 decides next hero I play

IO

Techies

Why is this retarded weebshit not banned? He's been avatarfagging for a fucking year or something

Maybe he's a janitor

you will play Kaldr
and you will enjoy it despite his unwarranted ultimate nerf

if we were LoL we would have waited for new heroes for three days, not three months

TERROR
BLADE

Naga Siren

Techies

Techies

Play Dota with her you fucking retard

Techies

bane

I wonder if there will be any announcements at Gamescom

MASON STREAMING

>patch
>gyro is still garbage
Mmm...why?

That pic must be years old, he's much fatter nowadays

Riki.

is that a menorah?
/ourjew/?

>this naked alchemist

>that guy who commentates on epic memestreams like we give a fuck

chen

>tfw went down from 4.7k to 4.3k and still going
Why does it feel like i cant seem to win at all, every game has to have at least one anchor dragging the team down

I really don't get PPD. Everyone was already saying that he's a shitter that got carried to fame by his team and that if he came back it would be proven he's a shitter.
He actually comes back and not only that but in a huge piece of shit stack.
Does he maybe expect to win something? Or is he just willing to be exposed as a lucky shitter?

Is Sniper the ultimate fucking cancer now? HOO HOO HEE HEE 1000 ATTACK RANGE LOL

hurricane pike was a mistake

according to who?
video games havent been around long enough to assess their long term impact on health
any social related aspects are individualistic in nature and harder to quantify

Before ppd eg was a huge piece of shit stack

-25 everytime i'm against huska

what do

Pick axe

TERROR
BLADE

Hey dotards, can you please post THAT webm? You know the one

>33% winrate at TI7
>no buffs
Forgotten hero

I don't get it

just shit on him early on
trilane him or something like that, lvl1-2 he fucking sucks

>Wake up
>Patch

sand king only had a 34.78% WR at TI
do you believe he needs buffs as well?

i think it's because it's silencer that's on the other line so dragon knight literally doesn't know who's calling

what stack?

menorahs are 7 pointed

WanteD

i play mid

ward his jg thanks

fear is the real shitter coming back, that trashcan never accomplished anything in dota until PPD came along

how to 3 star lads

>i play mid
TERROR
BLADE

Yes, if his winrate is that shit

how long have you been sleeping

The last d2g will just be the start of the dota 3 beta and d3g will be born

what do you expect when LuLba is your mid

If EG fails people are going to blame him instead of cr1t since he's drafting now
He could've had a comfy job traveling the world and getting paid for babysitting a bunch of 20 year olds

so you really think PPD is going to win something without sumail and universe in his prime?

I don't see it happening

Is it true that ana is adelaide?

See you next patch

>ana is a singsing fanboy

Nah

does ana suffer from a mental disability?

terrorblade

what the fuck? Is Fear comming back? Replacing whom? Arteezy, cr1t?

zai is going to PPD stack

Don't pick terror, he's a trash mid.
Pick PA.
Two early points in blur, focus on dragging the wave under your tower for farm. Wait till 6 then start harassing him with crit. Huskar isn't really a hero you 1v1, he's very dangerous. Also while his spears do physical damage it's the burning that really kills you, which is magic. Bkb helps.
Dragon knight is also a good pick because he's so tanky he can just shrug off the damage.
If you go for an unorthodox mid....maybe chaos knight...maybe but it's...I mean it's risky but if it works out huskar gets dumpstered by illusions.
Or you can have your team gank him repeatedly

>adelaide is not even australian
explain this dotards

>be bulba
>hear about the fnatic line up couple days before its public announcement
>make a comment on reddit using a new account with the fnatic line up and a bunch of made up teams
>fnatic line up announced
>people start to believe your comment is true
>send message to grant while he's streaming asking about how this random "unknown" dude on reddit got all the teams right
>people believe your troll post even further

just saying, you all got lulbaed

next time don't make fun of him

>Don't pick terror, he's a trash mid.
not against physical heroes or physical-heavy lineups
plus unless the huskar he's going up against has a dedicated earth spirit/slardar he's going to easily trash him through all stages of the game thanks to meta + illusions

Terrorblade is always the answer

>the best part of the cosplay is just some thot's ass
acquire taste lad

Solo queue is a 98% coin flip and around 2% influence of spamming those broken heroes with 55% win rates that would give you the slight edge of winning at all brackets lf mmr. Prove me wrong dotards.

It's honestly somewhat amusing and it's sort of an inside joke at this point
I honestly doubt its even the real adelaide half the time

new model for CM when?

when a hard carry has THREE ULTIMATES of course it's always the answer