Just bought my first car, help me name her

I still drive the E30 i bought as my first car and drive it daily.
If you know what to look for when buying and take a little bit of care for the car an e30 wont let you down

What's the name of the color?

cardinal you mong

I would normally be against naming a car but that thing will break down so much you need something to scream every time it lets you down. Looks in really good condition. I've always wanted one, hope you enjoy it

"im retarded and fell for Veeky Forums memes"

Name it Chad because of its superiority over every single other car. Notice how angry people are that your first car is best car. That's because they have to drive inferior Japanese shitboxes while you possess the God Machine. Gott segne.

cringe
based
eh you're alright

I always name my vehicles the same way. A food that's the same color as the car, then some mode of transportation that starts with the same letter as the food.

Maybe the Marshmallow Minesweeper?

Damn these guys are too poor for even a 30yo shitbox

But it is a very nice shitbox. I'm eyballin an e34 m5 for 15k

You only name a car if it's a silly little heap of junk that has more personality than performance.

>too poor for a car worth 2000 pounds

the absolute state of Veeky Forums

>silly little heap of junk
She might look pretty but she needs a lot of work to be good mechanically
>more personality than performance
Nigga we're talking about E30s

I'm talking like Geo Metro level of silly little shitbox here, your used BMW doesn't have that kind of personality or crappy charm.
It's just a used BMW and if you try and give it funny name people are just going to cringe at you.

Noted

Matilda is a nice name.

Brad

chump dumpster

Elliot Rodger

I named my E21 Audrey

Thought it sounded kinda German

Live in the northeast US?

This

Meet Etta

bright white piece of shite

that's a french name you brainlet

>name her
>her
I bet you imagine your car as some sort of anime girl
[spoiler]only minivans can be given female pronouns[/spoiler]

Badass Mother 4000 (Twice As Fast As Your Ass)

>Sandy
>Anne-Marie
Named my ‘94 Buick LeSabre Olivia

>first car
>thirty year old BMW
You should call it "absolute retard" so people know it's yours.

At least he didn't but the better looking but even older E21

Bought a 35 year old truck as my first daily, it's now 37 and I've put over 70,000 miles on it in that time.

>named her Lorraine in memory of a close friend

Blacky

fuck

Guys I went with Laurelai. It's German, it's sexy, and it rolls off the tongue.

that's not german.

what did he mean by this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorelei

Yes it is it's an alternate spelling of lorelei

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Cuisinart

Stormtrooper the Cupholderless

>stormtrooper

Do you by any chance have a home server named stormtrooper?

Blossom

Beamer McBeamerface

More pics of E21 please user, heres mine

How much OP? Fucking gorgeous

$8500, it was a lot but I think it was worth it given they will all be worth $50k in 10 years

What's the mileage like? It's in incredible condition so I think $8.5k was fine, especially since it's an is model. Jelly as fuck man.

400,000
Talked down from $10k, which is great since it leaves me more money for a bodykit, air ride, and bigger wheels

fuck. good bait

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