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> News
- The Classic Squiffer (Point Sensor, Ink Armor) has been released!
- New Splatfest - Which superpower would you rather have: Flight or Invisibility? (September 1st/2nd)

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy (embed)
> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- imgur.com/a/NFzgv

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

> Resources
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> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> User Stats
- splatoon.nintendo.net/

> View Nintendo switch online services on your PC
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> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
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> List of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

> Splatoon 1 Artbook
- archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon

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Stop with the degenerate shit /ink/

Sex with no squids!

I want them to add a dual weild octo brush.
It should have very low range but a pretty much one hit kill with the attack animation being crazy dual wield swipes.
When you hold the fire button and run you should run like in an anime where they drag their dual wield swords along the ground.

>drag brushes behind yourself
I don't think that's how it works.

Did you really need to wait for the new thread to post this garbage?

Sonic vs Knuckles
Pancakes vs Waffles
Baseball vs Basketball
Batman vs Superman

I was thinking that charge hold would let Splatlings escape ambushes easier, as right now if you need to put distance you have to sacrifice your charge and wind it up again, while Chargers can both escape while storing their charge and can drop a Splat Bomb to ward off pursuers. Splatlings don't even have that option, and if someone gets close with anything you're screwed.

When your team's hopes and dreams are all lying with you and you pull through.

4 hit would be pushing it too far but I think a 3 hit would be fine if it had a fast enough fire rate. One hit would either be OP or useless depending on how accurate it needed to be, it's range, rate of fire, mobility, turfing power and ink efficiency

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sorry to hear dude,i just ranked up to S.hope to see you around

>Inkling girls wear bras they clearly don't need

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p-pervert-user! s-stop staring at my undergarments!

Today was a good day for Splatoon

They're fashionable and prevent chaffing.

You keep posting this, I'm guessing you don't have a sister. Young girls wearing bras they don't need is a common thing, and have you ever heard of a training bra? I doubt my airheaded sister would be able to tell me why she insisted on wearing a bra while she was still a washboard, but I would guess it's a maturity thing. But then she also always sleeps in a bra now, so maybe she's just dumb. But if she's dumb, then all young girls are just dumb. ...come to think of it, there may be some traction to that theory.

Inkling girls are FLAT!

purple purple purple san weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Playing a spaghetti so you can fuck woomies in the back alley!

>playing rainmaker on Strigeon Shipyard
>got the rainmaker
>team mate tells me to climb the block that it's on the left side, near the center of the map, and from there jump over to the leftmost side
>try to do the jump 3-4 time, but fail
>give up and go the other way
>team mate gets killed while waiting for me
I'm sorry ;_;

give me your shoes bich

Based on this pic my team mate wanted me to go the purple way, but I gave up and went with the blue one
I don't know why I couldn't make that fucking jump

I've never posted this before.

Why are you wearing boxers when you clearly have nothing to hide either?

It is like at the maximum range of your jump distance, so you need excellent timing.

>I doubt my airheaded sister would be able to tell me why she insisted on wearing a bra while she was still a washboard
She knows her oniichan is a pervert who keeps mental notes on the state of her chest.

I have a bad habit of doing blue every time

That makes sense. Still it was surreal how nobody on the opposing team tried to stop me for a long time while I tried to jump time after time.

Dude stop perving on your sister ballbusting user

"bras they clearly don't need" pulls a few results on the archive, but fair enough. I guess you're just an imitation of the real thing.

If by "keeps mental notes" you mean "bullied her over being an ironing board into her teens" then sure.

is there something like this for the other maps? a-asking for my scrub friend, I totally don't need it eheh

>People on Inkblot can jump from the center tower to the opponents' lower assault platform beneath the garlic sculpture
>And from there can jump from a block onto the garlic sculpture itself
>And from there jump straight to the opponents' lower spawn area, avoiding taking that wall and running up that long, uninkable ramp

Looks like it's going to be another regular day for /ink/ eh

Post more tales of your sister's developing chest.

I'm levelling them hopefully I get a pure. If I do I'll be happy to share

Swim speed or run speed for splattershot? Both?

Firstly that's clearly a vest or a sports bra, secondly as a grill we wear bras even when flat so we don't have our nipples poking through our clothes. Boobs can also be painful when they are growing and the bras can help alleviate that. Finally no one would wear that shirt without a vest underneath unless they didn't mind people seeing their boobs.

Isn't it great? Post Woomies.

Swim speed is virtually useless. Run speed, but it's still not great.

Why be such a goddamn asshole oniichan? That's why you'll never get to see them now that they've grown out.

>as a grill
post woomies

If I connect my User ID to a Japanese Nintendo account and I have access to the JP eShop, am I playing on Japanese servers?

>fire at will!
>splatted will

Who's enjoying saving amiibo loadouts more than they thought they would.
It's very convenient.

seeing what boobs

10/10 post

post squids so i can draw 1 or 2

laughed more than I should have

Hey, sibling relationships are complicated, man. She deserved it. I still carried her to bed and tucked her in when she'd pass out on the couch, and I've threatened my fair share of her asshole boyfriends. Nobody's allowed to bully her but me.

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Even when flat chested when a girl enters her teens you can't let people see your nipples or breasts, those woomies might be flat but they're also 16 years old. They're not going to walk around with their nipples on display.
Also if that is a sports bra then it'd squishing down any boobs to make it easier to move around, sports bras can make a C cup look like an A cup. I wear them to fit into clothes with a bust size too small for me.

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Maybe in anime land but christ almighty, seems to me like you're as repressed and depraved as the rest of us

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But squids have no nipples.

Bump

What wrong with swim speed? According to nandroid.xilab.org/blog/?p=648 it's pretty much the same as S1

Prove it

Seems to me like you don't have a sister and thus have no idea what you're talking about. Please do not project your gross incest fantasies onto me, thanks.

>I wear them to fit into clothes with a bust size too small for me.
fashion is weird

Can you get cool squid poses without an amiibo? If so, how?

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Yet you weren't nice enough to keep her for yourself. She's gone now to be held down and bullied sexually by other men.
>16 years old
14 unless from the first game
>nipples on display
I don't think squids have those, but maybe they found some old human porn and shape-shifted them with the rest of their form.

did somebody say post squids

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Looks like shit senpai

I'll post a couple of screenshots I took recently

I learned my lesson when a boy told me my shirt popped open in sixth form and I didn't notice. It was really embarrassing.
I'm very slim but also quite busty so most clothes for slim people aren't made to accommodate my bust size, and most clothes that are made to accommodate my bust size are very unflattering on me as they're made for larger women.
TLDR: Of course a sixteen year old is going to wear a vest/bra under a revealing top even if she's flat.

Everyone knows this game is set two years later, and Marie says you remind her of agent 3 'but a couple years older'
The inklings in this game are 16

i-i thought they were cute

>We get playable Octolings but they're limited to certain times
>Can't change their clothing
>Can't pick their weapons (game picks from a couple for you like Salmon Run)
>No exp or money for your squid
>Only rewards are similar to the Salmon Run gacha but with Splatnet-esque clothing with different abilities and maybe drink tickets
>Also locked behind amiibo somehow
I feel like if we do ever get Octos it'll be weirdly neutered like that for no other reason than to shut fans up for a bit. I could see it being a decent choice for people who don't want to worry about load outs or picking the right weapon at least.

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They're 14. Nothing to support the claim that these are the very same inklings from the first game and thus 2 years older.

As for Marie's dialogue, it's not conclusive on its face, but get back to me when you've got her actual JP dialogue and we'll talk.

The devs said it was set two years later, but you're not still the same group from the first game. I have no idea where you're getting the older than agent 3 line.

Marie says agent 4 looks two years older than agent 3, who was 14 in Splat 1. So either she means agent 3 now and agent 4 is 18, or agent 3 two years ago and agent 4 is 16.

And Splat 1's Sunken Scrolls showed both humanoid evolution of the Inklings and a space probe they sent out with a golden record indicating humanoid Inklings. They don't have a choice in their shapeshifting, they naturally grow into kid forms.

Reminder to report all trans posts in the square!

Only because it'd make them mad

Kids shouldn't be exposed to deviant fetishes in general.

eye color?

Got a screencap? I've never seen this two years older dialogue before. EU only or something?
>Splat 1's Sunken Scrolls showed both humanoid evolution of the Inklings and a space probe they sent out with a golden record indicating humanoid Inklings
Is that what that shit is about?

Being Trans isnt a fetish user! Its an actual diagnosable disorder that people need help and support with!

However Splatoon 2 is NOT the place for it! So keep reporting! Seeing them bitch on twitter about it like the Furries did will always be fun

Can you choose your splatfest side yet

run speed*

I report for that and spreading mental illnesses.

brown, here's an older one for comparison

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I feel silly that we just sort of stayed in this standoff for several seconds.

Love that style, my spaghetti was wearing the same thing with a different shirt for a while. Those gloves work a lot better, I think. Great taste in weapons too!

Sure, whatever, as long as you just get the things written,

This woomy is fresh as heck

boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/186404313/#18641555

I messed up the glasses sorry

Aside from not being mammals, this proves they're smoooth.

Her armpits don't look like they're fresh

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