Cars owned exclusively by assholes

RAMs

I have a Mini which is sortof a BMW, but those dicks never indicate and always tailgate

Nah, even VWs and even Skodas drive like complete dicks on the Autobahn these days. Salesmen racing to customers or racing home in company car Passat wagons or Octavia wagons. 20-somethings who just got their first proper job and immediately bought a Golf GTI. They're no better than Audi drivers.

>They're no better than Audi drivers
they're literally Audi drivers that didn't get swindled as hard lmao

dubs of truth.
those GTI drivers with their sticker bomb fenders and angled JP Performance snapbacks are the worst

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tuner bros are the worst

jd is the asshole in this situation

The only people that ride them in my experience were Chinese men with rayban sunglasses.

Maserati owners are the pinnacle of "I don't know anything about cars but I know the badge" badgefaggotry.

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any car with a traverse engine

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Complete faggots

Lifted trucks

lesbians mostly drive that and the forrester

>Mercedes GLS
>Let's buy an overpriced, big, outdated ''''SUV'''' that's actually a Minivan, but that doesn't matter because it has a 3 pointed star on the bumpers

Said every Arab and Turk ever

why is that obviously a mini van? yeah it's outdated but new one is coming

>muh lesbians meme

As a Challenger owner, I can confirm my assholery.

Wife owns a RAM, also an asshole.

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Assholes that sign your paycheck unfortunately.
T. my boss has one

It's not a meme if it's true.

White Toyota hilux with bullbar and spotlights.

seat leon and vw golf, cunts all of them

I have yet to see a Passat B5 or Audi A3/4 driver that doesn't deserve to be dragged to the side of the road and shot

Toyota Prado without fail.
Usually I don't profile people by their car choice but, I have met many Prado drivers and all of them are assholes. Why the fuck does a luxury LandCruiser exist anyway, it's like surf shops selling ripped jeans.

U mad bro?

I had one get on my tail in the middle lane of a 3 lane highway and then take the next exit and flip me off whilst not looking at me.

Any non electric vehicle. Keep polluting Mother Earth with your emissions you asshats.

Ah the S-class of the third world. Here in Jamaica, this is top notch automobile

Anything with a German badge that is relatively new

Literally nothing worse than BMW drivers. Most noticeably in low-mid trim sedans.

lesbians (not the hot ones) and liberals

every single audi.
Porsche, BMW and vw suv's

What does the anons think of Opel Corsa drivers?
Also I'm a stinky poor fag that will probably buy another one after my 2000 1.4i 16V Strada is written off.

>massive rims
>tiny brakes
How to spot a leasefag or a babby's first """"""""luxury"""""""" car

dad has it.
Hows it feel driving a big worthless car you will never take REAL offroad and that drives EXACTLY like a first gen prius on the road?

You are pmuch a worthless normie.

you can buy nicer cars for the price.
But you're propably from uk so you get raped by insurance because you fags are so cucked you believe brexit will save you.
In which case ford puma is the fwd worlds best kept secret.

What do the hot ones drive then

;^)

>Opel Corsa drivers
either a complete poorfag who only bought it because it was cheaper than a bus pass
or someone without any self respect who has given up on life

Any suggestions on an affordable car with good gas mileage, that has a better image than the Corsa series?
That is a great car on paper, but I'm from The Netherlands and the car is very uncommon here.
Any other tips?
Also thank you for the help.

e36/46 diesels are quite good and dirt cheap especially as wagons
buying any fwd car as an "enthusiast" is the ultimate soypill

That is the least cost effective price that you could have possibly posted in the 2nd hand catagory of cars.
Being poor is better than being poor with a money furnance for a car.

>I'm plowing down the autobahn in the left lane
>Glance in a mirror, this must be a dream
>Suited-up faggot in company Skoda flashes highs at me
>I drive with a poker face, screamed up my turbo
>Downshift to the 3rd, pedal down the floor and rev-up
>Would rather die than yield, right lane is for grandpas and TIRs
>Slow down because I can smell petrol in the air

also

>Parking at Tesco, just after snow
>See some lamer skidding in Golf
>Pull up closer, pull on the handbrake
>Show him how we rotate 'round here
>I am Drift King on this Autodancing
>See a guard running to me from his booth, check-engine lits up
>Go into a slide on a turn, fly into the store's main entrance
>Fucking classy wreck, came to stop near the cashier's desks

The thread is about assholes, not hairdressers.

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Other than the kind of people who drive it, what is wrong with the Outback itself?

One of the nicest and most humble engineers I ever met owned 6 Porsches.

A lot of Porsche guys are like the boomer Vette dudes. They just want a cool car.

all SUV owners deserve to be gassed. the vehicle's existence is at the apex of disgusting american consumerism. land rovers ~pre 1990 are OK though.

this

>live in city
>buy, i mean lease fuck hueg pickup to show superiority
>have small dick

*tailgates you in a 30*

Me wild, mostly

>e36
>money furnace
unless you're being a retard and paying a BMW dealership mechanic's labor rate
they are dirt cheap to maintain
>no costly failures, except rust which you can check before buying
>huge aftermarket for accessory parts that fail (cooling system etc) and consumables
>old and common enough that they are plentiful on junkyards for body parts and so on

Toyota FJ Cruiser. Always driven by some tailgating, pull-into-the-street-without-looking cunts. I even had one of these tailgate me when I was driving a 16' Box truck that was old as the hills with shitty brakes.