/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

a bullet to the head is /usually/ painless.

The Dickplomacy with polygamy bugfix has some more womanly armors from Perisno, IIUC, so that or Perisno.

I'm posting dancing Stalin until we get a good Slavic mod.

>get first village
>need shitload of money for upgrades
>buy furs from Vaegyr villages and sell it triple the price to Rhodoks and do the same the other way with oil
>gig is going pretty well
>stupid sanjar khan declares war on Vaegirs when I'm just about to enter Rivacheg

fucking mongols war with swadian is not even going well why the fuck attack your neighbors

>bothering with village upgrades

When installing SWC I just drop the warband compatibility patch into my SWC module folder, right? seems straight forward, figured I should double check so I do it right the first time though.

if I build a school the next generation will know better than to declare war on people when they're selling you luxury merchandise for three spits and a pence

>rodinks
try it

Taleworld's gamescom streaming

when?

Telltale's not going to gamescom though, they canceled their "Mountain Blade: Story mode Season 1 Episode 1 Chapter 1"

Sucks too, i was looking forward to buy the same movie 4 times

Someone who isn't and idiot?

pls

Is there a mod that let's me execute lord?

>idiot
speak 4 yerself

What did he mean by this?

That Calradia is not enough. M&B 3 will be set in the greatest country, screencap this.

Mount & Blade 3: Serbia???

But Brytenwalda already exists

But North and South already exists

Fucking Christ it took me forever to try and figure out how to rip XCOM shit

owo whats this

new footage when?

when you record it

That's it I'm not buying this shitty game.

fuck off frog

We can expect the community to demand a napoleonic wars dlc for bannerlord as well right?

krauts not allowed

t. Louis Fartsniff de Analluv

t. Gunter "Loser of both world wars" Ovendürf

>tfw watching the germans and the french act like chimps for more than a millenia

DO

t. been getting ass fucked by Teutonics since 1870

Sure, oh and thanks for l'Alsace et la Lorraine by the way.

>get steamrolled by germanics
>"h-help me allies honhonhon"
>haha france beat u haha

Because of Belgium, we made the mistake of trusting them but they're incompetent.

Any of my fellow AmeriBros get to see the eclipse? It's lightening back up here, was pretty neat though.

it's aight.

saw it on tv because my local library ran out of glasses. c-span is acting like it's a historic event

I am posting Archaon the Everchosen, Vessel of Chaos, Three-eyed King, Supreme Champion of the Chaos Gods, Herald of the Apocalypse, Kingslayer and the Lord of the End Times

until we get a good Warhammer Fantasy mod

ctt needs more armor choices tbqh

when does bannerlord 2 release? i'm new and i googled but i keep seeing different answers.

>c-span is acting like it's a historic event
i mean, it is kinda an historic event. it's not like one happens here every week. But the fags balling their eyes out and dedicating their whole lives to this are fucking retarded

>bannerlord 2

>Warhammer Fantasy
Play warsword retard.
>inb4 blah blah shitty blah blah

11/11/11

i said GOOD warhammer fantasy mod

Make one yourself then cuck, warsword isn't that bad.

Islamic calendar?

i mean the new warband, i heard this year but another site said maybe 2018?

haha me too thanks

>warsword isn't that bad

are we gonna play on a server

No, just 2111

he's right, it isn't bad

>Warsword is le bad XD

IT

>i rate warsword

Hey that's me

what are you even trying to say you fucking idiot, have you even played warsword, it's a good mod if you're a fan of the setting

>it's a good mod if you're a fan of the setting
that's what it comes down to basically
being willing to play a buggy unfinished mod because of warhammer autism

>it's a good mod if you're a fan of the setting
that doesn't change the fact that is a pretty shit mod even with dank ass warhammer paint job

>a buggy unfinished mod
Just about every mod is buggy and unfinished. The only thing that really stands out in Warsword that's bad are the scenes in Skaven towns

then make yourself a warhammer mod, you have the assets, you have the time, stop bitching

Due to asset reuse most later fantasy mods tend to have Xena Warrior Princess style armor.

Warwolf probably has the sluttiest

Will Fyodor ever make a mod for Bannerlord?

Truly a man of the future

Warsword left a pretty strong impression on me

Any ideas why my troops and I still have the default red and black instead of my heraldry on their shields/armor?

Playing custom troop trees.

Yer a shaman, ya zoggin git. Yer gonna be seein weird shit

>The guy that published Dickplo and things for dickplo on Moddb is the guy who's here working on Rising Sun, so unless evidence that he's NOT dickploanon is brought forth, i'll keep on.

Dickplo was taken down by the original creator forever ago and then this guy reuploaded it for a while before it was taken down. That is not dickploanon.

Make sure they're using shields and armor that shows heraldry

That's how a true noble man act, fuck warband's "lords".

Add some new armours then.

Pic is from warwolf?

I'm not quite that much of a fuckup, they are definitely meant to be showing my banner on the heraldric mails/tabards and shields. It's stuck on the quartered red and black instead

but thats hard, if someone made ctt for floris or something, id suck them off

Starve somewhere else nibba

>but thats hard,
Jesus son it's not tha-
> floris
Oh, that explains everything

Take screenshots

>Floris

This guy was working on it apparently,
I dunno how far he got.

>Take screenshots

Thanks, but I sorted it but using the cheatmenu to reset the banner. I think the custom troop trees mod messed it up, I've been playing with the customisation a lot.

>I think the custom troop trees mod messed it up

I can't imagine how it could have messed up banners showing on heraldic items. Has anybody else experienced this?

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. general wouldn't take me.

WHEN IS THE NEW WARBAND COMING OUT SOME1 GIVE ME A ROUGH ESTIMATE PLEASE

That's because you're the cyka who keeps spamming bandit radio blyat

This is a depressing guitar only zone

>tfw Bannerlord and new S.T.A.L.K.E.R never ever

Find a new general to shitpost on.
Tomorrow for sure
Stalker mod TOTALLY NOT STALE AND FRESH copypasta when?

>bump into group of bandits
>see this
wyd?

Fuck you buddy, Steel Pedal Guitar is a perfectly fine instrument to play in the Zone.
Profound sadness.
I will squat here as I have for many moons, go fuck yourself.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Just dont starvepost anymore, it was never fun.
I swear to god if you dont stop Im going to violently rape you!

SURE WOULD BE A SHAME IF I KEPT POSTING THEN.