Is the GTI a soyboy car?

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No it's a boomermobile.

Why would it be a soyboy car? What does the soyboy meme have to do with cars at all, anyways?

I like the GTI but yes it kind of is to some degree.

it's the i can't afford the golf-r car

the real soyboys out here

I think it's time to retire soyboy

> soft lines
> plaid "quirky" seats
>looks like a minivan

>soft lines
Welcome to every car built in the past 12 years
>plaid "quirky" seats
Who the fuck cares?
>looks like a minivan
No, it looks like a hatchback. I get that you're trying to troll but maybe stop that?

nah its ight

>not a V8
If that didn't make it obvious that this car is for scrawny limp wrist faggots then your are probably a soy boy too

>elite lsd
>elite dsg
>316hp/381tq
>engineered in shift farts
>hatch
>seats 5
>elite steering
>elite suspension
>elite amenities (includes road safety pack, elite temperature interior lighting, foldable back-up cam to protect from ice/water/debris, etc...)
>23k usd

While we're talking about golfs, is the most recent gen any good? I have a friend who is looking at a 2012 base model auto. I know that some of VWs can become unreliable money pits.

> dsg
> not getting the manual transmission like a real man

you truly are a soyboy

>dsg

Caring about wether it is or not is fucking dumb. Just get something you actually want.

> just b urself! XD
t. soyboy

Any car you like is a soyboy car.

That's not what he said

My brother is a soyboy and he drives a ford F150

I can't believe I'm saying this but I miss when we just said "numale"

A soyboy wouldn't buy a performance orientated car, they probably wouldn't even have a car at all since they live in an urban apartment. So no

Every car is a soyboy car
Only weak sissyboys need powered wheels to get them around
Be a real man and use your legs that god gave you

the only car that is not gay is a hellcat

no clarkson go away

and lay off the booze and hit the gym while youre at it

Don't know about Golf's but stay away from the jetta. Selling mine on tuesday, in the last 3 months: New alternator, window fell into door, exhaust separating from manifold, and the last straw was either a faulty coil pack or the head gasket, I can't actually open it to see because the fucking made in Mexico screws are rusted totally solid after just 7 years.

They don't even sell the door in America.

>ferd
It's to be expected

It's not gay, it's European.

>All these butthurt GTI drivers

Cringe. Y'all act like elite fags, yet you don't realize how pathetic you are.

You forgot to mention the speaker that plays fake engine noises

>Y'all

its a girls car, mostly driven by girls.
It breaks down a lot, offers nothing over other hot hatches other than badge, so yeah it is a soyboy car.

name ONE car under $30k that is as practical and fun as the GTI

(protip: you can't)

$30k and you can't drift it. The definition of cucked.

I have a 2011 gti. Bought it with around 60k on it. Absolute POS. Very fun to drive but has needed a few major repairs that I find inexcusable before 100k.

V8s are the equivalent of soyboys wearing multiple layers of clothing when it's hot out to hide how twig-like they are.

>l-look how tough i am

A real man drives a v6. They get the job done and that's all that matters, goddamnit.

mk6 definitely has a lot of problems.

Not as pronounced in other generations tho.

This has got to be bait, lol

is that a fucking kraft american single slice of cheese plastic over the chevy logo?

You've never bought an expensive item covered in sheets of plastic before?

yeah i have, but that one looks especially..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................cheesy

soyboys who are happy with 200 something hp and "hot hatch" looks

>200 hp isn't acceptable for a vehicle that size
Busriders leave forever

Yes
>I want a sporty car but I'm too afraid of anything other than a FWD cuckmobile

Lol @ low hp cucks

Don't get me wrong I love higher horsepower cars but for a daily driver that's still fun that's perfect.

No such thing as a soyboy car. Only the driver can be a soyboy

I don't think anyone who looks like the left side posts on Veeky Forums.
It's all the right side calling the right side soyboys.

I feel like retarded memewords should only be given a certain amount of time to live.
Soyboy is quickly approaching that limit.

>tfw you drive a Polo GTI and skipped soyboy and went straight to HRT

I laugh at Gold GTI owners, get an R if you don’t wanna looks like a faggot

This greentext confused me. Are you on HRT?
Post boipussi?

t. soyboy

No my bp is only for daddy

A soyboy car would be a basic diesel golf.

Yeah right.
I WISH soy actually worked like that.

>Diesel anything
>Soyboy

This pic belongs on /tttt/ where it can’t hurt me :c

The grass is always greener

get some dicc then and go anorexic, instant soy

My testicles are just too powerful.
No amount of lifestyle change can make me feminine. Maybe I could just go full chad instead.

This fucking thread, so many repressed trans driving GTIs when they coulda got ffs and see instead

I don't even drive a VW. I'm just here to shitpost

2 door - no
4 door - a bit

Okay but did you manage to get Suporn?

Nigger I'm a man. I just like cute things and think maybe it would be nice to be cute.

Okay well just to be clear traps are gay so stay away from that slope senpai

It's obviously gay but I don't give a fuck

Based

It isn't a hybrid or an EV, so obviously not.

if it's not a 40 year old V8 rwd manual car it's a soyboy car according to this place.

Here is a short, accurate explanation of the Golf family tree, from the Golf 3 to the Golf 7.
>Golf 3: Might aswell sell it as an commercial vehicle. Sturdy and workhorse af, but there is literally no creature comfort in there.
>Golf 4: Abit less of van with windows, this car was incredibly sturdy and well-built, but slow af in all trims and engines (even the R32).
>Golf 5:Abit more posh, but significantly worse build quality compared to the Golf 4. The very first TSI engines appear on the Golf, but it's a general fail.
>Golf 6: A heavily facelifted Golf 5, it essentially adresses the build quality issues of the Golf 5. The 1.6 TDI proves itself to be an disaster of an engine.
>Golf 7: An all new Golf, plagued with problems. The petrol TSI engines are bad, the TDI engines are bad, heavy electronics issues, window seals issues, infotainment issues. A trainwreck of a car.

The best Golf to buy atm is the Mk VI Golf with either the 2.0 TDI engine or the 1.4 TSI 122 bhp engine.

The worst engine however is the 1.2 TSI 105 bhp engine, with many engines being dead at less than 30k km.

>>Golf 7: An all new Golf, plagued with problems. The petrol TSI engines are bad, the TDI engines are bad, heavy electronics issues, window seals issues, infotainment issues. A trainwreck of a car.
you forgot
>extremely unfun to drive, the cars electronics and pedal layout and driving feel is as enjoyable as german humor

e36 M3 or e46 if you are american and only got the cucked e36
spend the remaining $10-15k on mods
>but those are old cars
stop being a soyboy

there is no trait more soyboyish than being afraid a vehicle may make u look like a soyboy..

other than downtalking a soyboy because of the vehicle they drive.. hows that penis envy working out for ya..

>I have a friend who is looking at a 2012 base model auto
>2012 DSG
Dry clutches. Avoid like the fucking plague.

Numales degenerated beyond the numale status.
"Soyboy" fits better.

You can buy an e92 M3 with 50kmi for $30k here. 400hp in something that doesn’t turn like a boat.

And as soon as something breaks (which it fucking will) you have to bay shit loads for parts because ///M tax.

ftw drive swift and proud

yes but for the $15k difference you can boost your e36 and be much faster in a straight line
or preferably get top class suspension, wheels, brakes, seats and weight reduction
and not only be quicker around corners but have way more fun doing it

i have a metro.. beater with a heater af.. the new sonics ext is good but performance is as non existent as alicia silverstone..

the dsg is a better transmission and can handle more power stock

Regular golf best golf

Also the stick top is a golf ball. Very quirky!

t. soyboy

Yeah I have had a ton of VWs. SLC Corrado, 83 Gti, a ton of MKII's. This is the newest I have owned and it is terrible. Right off the bat I had to do a rear main seal, no im losing oil and coolant I think the oil is the valve cover gasket it is very slow. The anti freeze idk. I was waiting to find a clean 04 R32 and got impatient and bought this. What a mistake.

Any car advertised as "sporty" is not a soyboy car. Soyboys loathe anything that represents a masculine hobby. They would much rather buy a brand new Prius or are shills for Tesla

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Yes.
Chad gets the R32.

No but you're a soyboy because you feel the need to ask

tfw no beater geo