Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

>Jaina can fly now

try not living in fucking australia

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>No webm of that image

You were in the last thread and posted the same image you fucking faggot.

>SEAfags getting uppity again
Be glad you're allowed to play the game at all. The best thing to be said about you is that you're contained unlike hues and potatoslavs, but that's about all there is.

DAILY REMINDER THAT 27.07.2017 WILL BE FOREVER REMEMBERED AS A DARK DAY IN ORCISH HISTORY.

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Blizzard really fucked up with Garrosh's representation in Heroes of the Storm. His abilities and role do not fit his character fantasy in any way. His kit should have been for another character.

Yes, he is fun to play. But he should have been a bruiser, like Artanis, but with burst and less focus on defense and with an ability to force 1v1.

>what Blizzard devs did
Hey guys we plan to release Garrosh somewhere in summer 2017
Fast forward summer 2017
Alright guys just attach some existing kit to Garrosh and release him. And dont forget to make a legendary skin + bike with a bunch of tints

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sorry kids, american servers. maybe i can actually find a game in league

nope, dumbass, i posted an unranked waiting screen last time.

Do one with Kel'Thuzad, his literally Jaina 2.0.

They're saving that bursty kit for his dad. Who was better than his son ever was. In every way.

>his dad
What next, Garrosh grandmother?

Yes Kel'Thuzad's kit is quite shit he will be a Jaina with shorter cooldowns lol. But I don't care for this character. Never wanted him in HotS

Any information about Kel's skills or when are they gonna release his spotlight? I don't want to watch the tournaments.

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She'll get a levrl 20 talent that lets her wake up DP after the tank is destroyed.

>assassin
Laaaame
Thought he could make a pretty interesting support.

>He never saw OP's post

toxic masculinity

>Kel'Thuzad
>Support
There would be fucking RIOTS

>tfw placed at silver 1

man I am bad at this game

as long as you seek to improve yourself...

we finally have a better jaina

It's cool, I placed silver and placed diamond a season later with no ranked games played after placements, it's just luck
ignore he just wants to stomp your shit, don't bother with ranked unless you've hit Plat1-Dia3 in placements, it's not worth it.

why didn't varian use parry
why didn't johanna use iron skin

JUNKRAT'S TRAIT IS GOING TO BE THE ABILITY TO SELECT A POINT OR CHARACTER AND AUTOATTACK IT WHILE MOVING, SIMILAR TO THE "ATTACK AREA" ABILITY SIEGE MINIONS IN WARCRAFT 3 GOT

HIS FINALLY HERE! FUCK THE NONBELIEVER!

it'll be a hero specific mount for her that "justifies" the 3'600 Doritos

KT's R2 and Nova's R2 are the same ability.

>that Sonya skin
I HAVE to have it

this is the only right choice tbqh

75% spellpower makes it have more oomph though.

What is this even from?

I like the brown one

Grommash Hellscream? The Slayer of Mannoroth? Who overcame the demon's taint? Garrosh's grandad, the original Hellscream and wielder of Gorehowl would be cool, sure. But there are better characters to add.

>defend this babs
COMPLETE
GLOBAL

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>Wanting just one out of the last like six characters to do damage

Damage dealing is the most fun role in this game, enough tanks and supports for a while now Blizz.

>ignore (Me)
why, all I'm saying is that, at the very least, he's not blaming his team for his rank, and seems to know he's not actually a grand master stuck in silver

??? It's literally precision strike but smaller, and has less damage until he finishes his quest but Nova gets 2 charges so it's still more damage. Jk, you take rewind, but still.

>tfw Arthus is the hidden fifth hero on KTs team in the vedio.
>The brawl event will be courption based with each team getting a spy that's actually on the other team.

>"We want the Invoker Sunstrike audience."

>can only hit heroes
A global Chromie W that deals less damage and doesn't do shit to minions.

It's a fusion of Chromie W and Precision Strike, except worse than either. It IS better after quest completion and he can set it up by himself, but I think it's a bit lazy.

I like em small

Which is also why I want a femgoblin character in here

This nigga will be the first evil support.

Nova only gets two charges at level 20

Konosuba, there's a succubus brothel in the level 1 adventurer town and they only absorb a tiny bit of energy from people to sustain themselves, and their services are fairly cheap. They're also all shape changing beauties.

if I knew it would be meme'd so hard i probably wouldn't have posted it

in second row, 5 & 10, 3rd row, 3 4 5 6, 4th row, 1 3 4 9, 5th row, 2 3 5 9

Nova's shit
You pick her it always drags the team down.

>[YouTube] Welcome to Heroes of the Storm (embed) (embed)
impressive

You're kidding right? Assassins in this game are way too fucking easy to play compared to Tanks and Healers. Supports in this game actually decide wether your team wins or not. Most of them are really well designed, making them incredibly fun to play.

Thank you blizz for making fun of all those dreadlord theory faggots.

>level 20 talent that lets you DP hammer.
Hopefully she gets Dp'ed by sonya and johanna

I'm playing QM and every single match they get a balanced team + Butcher and mine gets 2 supports and 3 squishies

I expected some summons from him. He doesnt seem like a master necromancer at all. More like a semi-Jaina. Lets hope that the talents will fix that

Why did they give them those horrible sideburns?

basically the gist of the succubrothel is, you go in women parade around in skimpy shit. you're given a sheet - you write down the most lurid hyper-detailed sexual fantasy you'd like to experience. for a little bit of money and some of your energy (they are succubi after all) a succubutt drops by your house that evening and casts a spell where you experience the fantasy you wrote down earlier. this solves the problem of succubutts getting killed by crusading paladorks and they still get their energy and money letting them live nice lives in humanland it skirts illegality because they're not actually performing the acts (though they might if they were asked).

his frum scutlan

He's a dreadlord, not a galaxy prettyboy. Why wouldn't he look like ass?

>Some weeb shit uses something from old school D&D

Well that's news to me.

Are you fucking kidding me there are 28 assassins already in the game with Kel it will be 29. Compared to 12 supports and 18 tanks. To say we don't have enough dps is stupid.

I got team with 3 mages twice in the row
It was painful

He looks plenty more intimidating without them.

Finally got my 500 gold after 9 Quick Matches on Stukov! And that's with the stimpack that I bought for real money. Thanks Blizz :D

- Fellow Veeky Forums broanon

>Level 20 talent: Call of the Necropolis
>Summons two Nerubian Guardians to fight for you for x sec
it would probably be dumpster-tier but it would nevertheless be cool to have

So we got some teaser bullshit. When are the real announcements?

>tries nova for first time (qm)
>super thin skillshot
>average slow
>stealth and decoy that only works on noobs
>worst waveclear in the game until explosive rounds
>choices of heroics: shitty pyroblast divided by 3 or decent aoe damage, both with obnoxious long cooldowns

Now I understand the hate. Chromie and Jaina does everything she can but better.

>Disgusting alien freak
>Being a downside
begone, plebian

His chains totally doesn't look like that Zac's new reworked Q :^)

And that crack looks like shittier Nova orbital

What do you consider an announcement?

Tichondrius doesn't have them.

I WANT TO FUCK THAT DREADJAINA

Don't take explosive rounds. Pinning shot range, double pinning shot, one in the chamber. Pinning auto snipe auto pinning auto decoy auto they're dead. Or decoy auto pinning auto... Etc, if you're a pussy.

She isn't meant to clear waves or do anything useful. She's meant to frag and make the enemy scared to do anything but stay grouped (when played well. Normally she just doesn't do anything and doesn't roam enough and your team just fights 4v5)

Meant for

So you think he looks weaker with them? Perfect. Works just as he schemed.

Something about Nova despite being literally on top of someone can still snipe. It really helps to slow them first then snipe so you don't fuck it up.

What a fucking awful cinematic.

You should watch the show, it's fucking hilarious. Guy dies in real life from a heart attack over thinking he was going to heroically intervene and save a beautiful girl from getting hit by a vehicle. Turns out it was a slow moving tractor that wouldn't have hit her anyways, he just weebed out too damn hard and everyone he knew laughed at him at his funeral.

So he's having a conversation with a goddess who says he can go to a new world because she feels bad for him, and he can take one thing of his choice with him - and she holds out all these sheets of things like le ebic endgame sword, access to special classes, ridiculous sums of money or the like.... He says fuck all that I'm taking you.

Then it turns out they're both retardedly fucking incompetent and they end up meeting a psychotic mage who refuses to cast any spell except for the one that drains *all* of her MP.

And then they run into a crusader who is actually a giant masochist that can take basically anything beating on her.... and despite her ungodly strength stat she never lands a damn hit.

It's a giant comedy of misadventures and it's entirely worth your time.

When kt is coming, what the maps are, planned reworks, showing off the actual new skins, etc etc etc. More than an animated short set on a map we already have.

>2017
>one in the chamber
other people can hit snipes user

>get a match where we win in 13 minutes with all our forts intact
>get a match where we lose in 15 minutes with all enemy forts intact
rinse and repeat
getting pretty tired of this shitty match making

They said all of those details are coming on wednesday.

meant to say can still miss snipe

But then you realize there is already a dreadlord in HotS so they won't release any others

They've been talking about Tyrael, Leoric, Raynor and Sgt.Hammer for a while now, they might get a rework soon.

apart from picking sylvanas what did I do wrong?

>Tritacarne

what the fuck

it means meat grinder

>character I actually like is being added to the game
>remember it's just a shitty DOTA clone and I'd have to buy him

fuck

so this happened, thoughts?

And we have even less specialist characters