Thoughts

>not being cripplingly depressed 24/7

I like (only) the colour

Out of all the shills on Veeky Forums, the "Opel Astra" guy is by far the saddest of all.

How hard did you fail at life to end up shilling for a F U C K I N G overweight, rubbish and shitty Opel (GM)?

and prayers

>shilling 3k civics is better

All me btw

t. regretful focus st/golf gti owner

I have one

Wish I could buy one
t. burger

As an owner, provide your thoughts/experience with it

Loos nice desu

bit on the feminine side

how so

It looks like when people pet their dog's head a bit too hard and it pulls the face skin back a bit giving it weird Asian eyes and slicked back ears.

>what are aerodynamics

underrated

>small windows, thin headlights, that spoiler
>aerodynamics
Funny.

planning to upgrade the exhaust, it doesn't sound that pleasant.
It's dangerously stable and the grip is retardedly good.
I don't like the quality of the interior,some plastics started making noises.
The sound system is great, if you drop the backseat it's like a fast minivan for them huge tires

sounds breddy good

what sort of exhaust?

youtube.com/watch?v=4RGMmWw7I-E

something like this maybe

Looks nice, wish a OPC existed here, I could def see myself buying one.

Apparently the new gen of Astra will be collaborated with Peugeot.
Interesting to see if Opel can make Peugeot's electronics not suck.

>new gen of Astra will be collaborated with Peugeot.

I'm pretty sure everything Opel from now on will be based on what PSA has.

get a megane instead?

>I'm pretty sure everything Opel from now on will be based on what PSA has.
Yeah, probably.
It seems like a fairly strange moment in time for Opel to sell to PSA though, their new cars seem quite fantastic in comparison to their dead spell in the early 2000's.

I know Ampera's are sold on a waiting line here.
And the 4x4 was fairly popular as well.
Seems strange to me, but I guess collaboration is the name of the game now-a-days.
Soon we will have one company named "CARS".

don't want a broken spine desu

>don't want a broken car
ftfy desu desu sempai.

I stopped caring about car brands for a long time now. All they do is play their little jewish game of globalism. They dont give two shits about the customer. Like you said, soon there will be one company named cars and it all will look the same
>gotta streamline the production process, bro
>its all about efficiency, bro

Give me my windows back you niggers! Find a better solution for side impact protection, dont make me sit in a tank, you uninnovative kikes.
Just make the sides stronger and thicker. But who am i kidding, that would actually cost money and some effort, and who would actually want that.

How much cheaper it is than this?

Soft lines.

Verano Turbo is the closest you'll get, it's an Astra sedan with the same 270hp turbo 4.

higher is worse right?

astras have the worst handling of all the hot hatches. particularly the steering feel is terrible. it's really bad.
and handling is the key ingredient of a good hot hatch.

[citation needed]

I think you mean thots as they are the primary demographic

Is this still the best hot hatch?

Until the new one that is

>5 doors

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