/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

>making fun off
No, it's probably the same people

*whips u*
I know you'll make good use of this speed boost user

*glomps you*
Should have saved that money so you could one day move out of Jew York and stop being a parasite to your parents

>there are newfags STILL giving viva attention

I just another tf2g in a pub, ama.

who was it?

tf2r.com/klyfne0.html

hi oph
it was dckm in the pub
I didn't wanna leave but source crashed on me
please don't call me a fag

*airblasts u*
Its over, fool. I've won.
*reserve shooters u*

*pulls out dead ringer*
hehe.. didnt think that would happen, huh!!
*runs away to health and ammo pack*

i love you guys :3
*hugs u tightly*

is this someone from the trash thread erping again to play an epic trick on us

It was Just_ Chilling

it wasnt just him it was also anonymous

*unzips leder jeans*
Lik way u see ;)))??

New demoman grenade launcher
Grenades have 50% increased knockback
Grenades have 100% increased explosion radius
+50% clip size
Grenades can be primed to explode sooner
-100% damage dealt
-No random crits
-Grenade fuse time increased by 2 seconds

*runs at you with backburner*
*flicks mouse everywhere*
*kills you with crits*

*taunts with full mmmph*
welcome to the end of your life friend

hey guys uncle dane here

disspender gououng up

good day all mr paladin here there are no crutches in tf2 let's go backstab some afk children

heyyy errybody star here what is GOING on today we're gonna be taking a look at the loose cannon, DOUBLE DONKIN DEMO DUDE

i fucking hate you all

reminder that if you dont have at least 2200 elo at your local mge server you are a shittee

>shittee
????

hey everybody jerma here with another team fortress 2 gaaaameplay commentary

hey guys, welcome to eb games

jerma vs star, jerma vs ster, evribodi wants to see this happen

-shitposts loudly-

jerma vs star is the best ingame tf2 content that will ever exist

-shitposts quietly-

>endgineer keeps dropping his dispenser down in random places to "be spy bait" and "block their path"
>when you could really use a dispenser near the front line it's never there because it's fucking destroyed or the enemies themselves have started avoiding it and using the dispenser itself as bait

>nobody found the raffle link
guess i get a free hat then

wow good for you :)

I'm never moving outta New York

>Willingly living in one of the cities with the highest living costs in the country
>While working a minimum wage job
This is why poorfags will always be poor, they don't know how to live within their means.

blessed amirite

>playing classic snipah
>holding left room alone
>see an ubered heavy come in
>he takes notice of me and aims for me
>take cover behind the pipes
>juke him until the uber fades
>noscope him the moment he peeks
Classic+Camper is the best way to delete heavies

We got a good price on rent. I got it good with my $300 a month for my room

Everyone here is too much of a dum dum Xan, enjoy it
t. not morwanegg

>egg
Oh.

I saw the raffle link, but I'm not some poor sack of shit who NEEDS a craft hat

I don't need it either, but it's fun to enter, plus tf2g crafts are special and you can't put a price on them

>Not having an entire loadout made of /tf2g/ crafts
l o l

>choose ctf
>click fin a match
>put into an already over match
>don't get to see the end game screen to see what map was voted, so I just assume another koth map is coming up
>put into 2fort
fucking

/tf2g/ can't craft Unusuals

no i didnt choose ctf son of a bitch I chose koth

shirts can't be unusual IDIOT

when your loadout is tf2g crafted but also very stylish

>He proudly wears two items crafted by two degenerates: A pedo and a tranny

Lmao

better than buying unusuals off scraptf frequenting furfags

...

You broked it, no entry link.

I didn't buy my Unusuals off scrap.tf, so I wouldn't know that feeling at all

Must feel bad for people that do. Brb, checking my Histories

Princess Celestia's Muzzle Loader

>tfw only 2 tf2g crafts
:(

kurt cobain's 12 gauge plan

this

fucking kurt cobain shit

kurt cobain's suicide gun

>tfw kurt cobain bullshit has won twice in a row for weapon renames

This was the one I was most worried about since it's degenerate bait tier

Alas, it's clean and beautiful. No degeneracy here

Cum guzzler

>Yelier
That's top tier degeneracy, he created forcedmemeboy.

just fuck my shit up

Time to get my shit out of the way

>clean and beautiful
>has been through marketplace.tf as well as multiple people over the course of four years
>shitty paint

Kurt Cobain's Medicine Cabinet

@Daisy
Put all the radio buttons on the right side when making a raffle.

kaa9klc

erp for 2 ref, add me

kurt cobain's pill overdose

kurt cobain's prescription

kurtk kobiaem nigegr bomb

Kurt Cobain's Crutch

3
3 (THREE) TIMES

Ok, well how about this one?

it never fucking fails

>forgets his picture

Heck, forgot the file

stop.

They stopped like 10 mins ago, dumb fuck. Way to mention the thing you hate again

>Telling them to stop long after they've actually stopped
What did he mean by this?

kurt cobain's extra-sharp pencil

Who are some epic tf2gs I can ask for crafts from?

I just want a videogames craft

a videogames craft is all I ask for

>Begging
That's now how it works, dude.

don't go for the hat trick

Kobain Family Axe

>"Ask for crafts"
>Begging

There's a difference between "Hey, can I give you these 2 hats and you can craft them together and trade it back?" and "Yo, use two of your hats and craft them and give them to me after", you dumb fuck

kurt cobain's heavy metal guitar