>driving around the backroads in my shitbox >doing about 60 >some roastie with her face stuck in her iphone keeps creeping up on me in her shitbox Dodge Caravan then backing off and repeating ad nauseum >fuck it >no one else around >shitbox i'm currently driving is worth $500 tops and is falling apart, need a new car >check rearview mirror, make sure she's not paying attention >her face is buried in the phone, perfect >downshift into 1st gear (took a lot of force) >brace for impact >release clutch >car feels like it hit a brick wall >watch my speed drop from 60mph to 30mph >wind gets knocked out of me when the dodge collapses my trunk, airbags go off and everything >only a couple bruises, small cut on arm, neck hurts >without skipping a beat, grab phone, get out of car, walk up to her Caravan >shes dazed, but makes eye contact, blood pouring down her face >tell her "You are so fucked" >muster up an alarmed tone >call 911, explain what happened and where >sit on the side of the road till the cops come, thinking about what I'm gonna do with all the money >she can't record me or take pictures because her phone was smashed between her face and the airbag >cops arrive >she tries to tell them I suddenly stopped in front of her and that my brake lights didn't work (lol manual transmission ftw) >tell the officer that she was tailgating me and I had to hit the brakes "because of a deer in the road" >officer takes my side, she should have been following at a safe distance >get carted off to the hospital for whiplash >she gets a ticket for no seatbelt, texting and driving, tailgating, and causing an accident >her insurance gives me $3,500 >smug at my accomplishment of taking a tailgating retard off the road, making traffic a tiny bit better, and potentially saving another person's life by stopping her myself >currently looking at a new shitbox to buy
So what should I get Veeky Forums? Any suggestions? Something that is rwd, is stick shift, has decent horsepower, and is under $3.5k
Isaiah Morgan
>things that never happened
David Johnson
>everything that happens in the world must be well within my tiny specific set of parameters or it didn't happen
Adrian Gutierrez
Get a 3k civic
Leo Brooks
Seen this pasta before.
Matthew Powell
I considered it for a little while, I just want something rwd and with a little more power.
Kevin Gonzalez
Let's see the police report or pictures of the damage user? I'm very interested to see the accident...
Jaxon Roberts
That would me it actually happened.
Would be neat though
Isaac Johnson
Get a miata then pull the same stunt
Cooper Morris
He just admitted to fraud, why on earth would he post any identifying documents?
She may have been tailgating him, but she was right about the brake lights so she was at least paying attention then.
This same trick would cause even normal people to crash into you, real dick move man.
What if she was seriously injured and had kids? How can you hurt another human being and call that a win?
OP is sick, I don’t like tailgaters but someone willing to do this is worse than a tailgater.....
Brandon Rodriguez
If this isn't bait and your real reaction to this pasta then you need to kill yourself
Brody Davis
Lol what a fag. You're probably OP.
Carter Reed
You have to be 18 to post here.
Evan Watson
Texting drivers deserve to have no vehicles that can go above 45mph.
Kevin Kelly
yes
Ryan Brown
Get a p71
Nathan Gomez
your lucky she didn't have a dash cam.
go on your local craigslist. set max price and browse you pleb
Wyatt Taylor
kek
don't know if this is pasta but gave me a good laugh
thanks OP
William Fisher
My man!
Jaxson Taylor
>Gets 3.5k >Ask what to get 3k Civic newfag.
Gabriel Taylor
Buy another 500 dollar shitbox. Invest profit in shill coins
Isaiah Bell
...
Gabriel Davis
>>downshift into 1st gear (took a lot of force) This is how I could tell your story was made up. Nobody ever fucking does this going your speed. Not only is it not necessary, I don't even think it's possible at the speed you were going, or if it was, you'd break your car right there.
Adam Bennett
>buy another $500 shitbox >remove another roastie, collect another $3,500 >repeat until you can afford desired car
If you don't do this you're literally leaving money on the ground.
Lucas Cruz
e36 compact
Jackson Morris
>be op >driving in my shitbox at 60 mph >woman behind me is following me too closely for my tastes >devise perfect plan >clutch in >neutral >move shifter into first >transmission explodes "it's fine" i tell myself >dump the clutch >tachometer needle flies out of gauge cluster "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" >pistons, rods, and bearings begin flying out of the engine bay tearing holes through the car "I've done it! She will not be able to avoid hitting my car." >my shitbox begins to decelerate at 4 mph per second >woman slows down, confused >pull over and call my mommy
WTF Veeky Forums I don't have a car now and my mom is really mad at me. What do I do?
Luis Mitchell
Pics of you being a scumbag?
Jose Smith
Become a trap and become an e-slut.
Brody Nelson
he probably did break his transmission but then he was smashed into and got insurance and didnt care because it was a $500 car
Parker Torres
>imagine being this much of a morally superior faggot How do you live with yourself?