/twg/ - Total War General

Steel Faith Overhaul Edition.

New World Map:
totalwar.com/blog/eye-vortex-campaign-map/

Total War: WARHAMMER 2 – Skaven In-Engine Trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=k8EQ1KNkpmw [Open]

Norsca - Launch Trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=6vhEhC40BNw [Open]

Total War: WARHAMMER 2 – Dark Elves In-Engine Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=zB6FaGBz0Lo [Open]

Total War Saga Announcement Blog
totalwar.com/blog/a-total-war-saga-announce-blog/

Roster Reveal:
totalwar.com/blog/lizardmen-army-roster/
totalwar.com/blog/high-elf-army-roster/
totalwar.com/blog/dark-elf-army-roster/
totalwar.com/blog/skaven-army-roster/

>FAQs and General Info
pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN
twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2191-Total-War-WARHAMMER-Modifications

Last thread:

Other urls found in this thread:

thekoalition.com/2017/total-war-warhammer-2-interview-hands-on-time-with-the-skaven
youtube.com/watch?v=JiyEP02KNZw
youtube.com/watch?v=yaY-SYPDFdE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

First for pike and shot.

>Embed Embed Open Embed
combined with the t. Radious edition, I hope this thread is filled soon.

LOVE ETERNAL!

So far I haven't found a way around it. Shadow quality is scaled depending on scene complexity, but it seems really sensitive and drops from nice shadows to ugly shadows at the drop of a hate.

Archaon, just moments before getting rekt by copious amounts of halberds, striking a pose for the last time. You can also see Karl on clean up duty and Gelt just flying his merry way around.

reposting interview with info about the mechanics from the new races

thekoalition.com/2017/total-war-warhammer-2-interview-hands-on-time-with-the-skaven

>He doesn't appreciate some [Open]'s

Pleb.

And so, the chain rout begins and the battle is won. Well, not until I get rid of those hellcannons and one more unit of Chaos Spawn, but that's about it.

Today is the day!

QUEEN

OF

DAHKNESS

>make a thread when the old one is only on page 6
>dedicate the OP to the same thing even though it turned half of the previous thread into shitposting
>too fucking stupid to even copy links

This underage redditor is out of control.

Vlad just looks so fucking happy to be included.

> Vampire Coast
> Pirates of Sartosa
> Pirates of the South Seas
> naval bombardments
> Sartosan emblem is from a sail design on the Swordfysh
youtube.com/watch?v=JiyEP02KNZw

I see. Thanks, user.

>Not appreciating a long-time /twg/ tradition of multiple [embeds]

Newfag please go.

uhhh no it isnt

>ywn be a young maiden in the south of Ulthuan scarcely into her 3rd century
>ywn spend your days in your ancient shining city mastering the pinnacle of the apart of music with your harp and voice
>ywn compose a heart rending song of work and morning for your brother who marched off to war
>ywn craft a love sonnet fit to seduce a god for the dashing captain that brought his helmet home
>ywn be congratulated by the elder head of your family for bringing these two houses together on your wedding day
>ywn sigh in happiness as you wander your husband's estates, memorizing it's halls and gardens as you memorized the ones of your childhood home
>ywn wrinkle your nose in disgust as the sewers of the city back up for the first time in millennia

Best Empire reskins?

>ywn shriek in fear as horrifying rat creatures burst up from every grate and tunnel, burning and killing as they floor onto the white marble streets
>ywn run for you life from the shuttering swarm only to find yourself surrounded
>ywn writhe, kick, and scream as their claws grasp at you, fighting until everything goes black with an impact to the back of your skull
>ywn wake up at the bottom of a fetid pit, your beautiful dress a shredded ruin, doing less for your modesty then if you were naked
>ywn look around in terror at the mass of rats surrounding you as they come closer
>ywn feel tears rolling down your face and pleas for mercy flow out your lips
>ywn have the limbs desperately covering your shame yanked away with a chittering laugh
>ywn have a filthy reeking rat cock thrust against your face again and again until you scream, and then shoved into your open mouth and down your throat
>ywn gag and choke on its awful flavor, the worst thing you've ever experienced right up until the other skaven shove their rat-cocks into your pussy and add
>ywn find yourself hoping for death as the taste of oily rat semen floods your mouth and a matching warmth blooms in your belly
>ywn think of your gentle husband as a new group of rats climb atop you
>ywn gradually lose every part of your mind over months except for that image as endless waves of rats batter you with horror and, worse, slowly growing pleasure
>ywn finally, willingly, let go of that image as you shudder in orgasm for the first time
>ywn lie at the very bottom of a reeking pit, a dumb mindbroken smile on your face, as your hands roam over your hugely pregnant belly, savoring the feeling of the teeming writhing life growing inside you, even as the next set of rats climbs atop you

If you find a solution... today, tomorrow, weeks from now... whenver... please share it! Godspeed.

I wonder what's going through the mind of those halberdiers. Before they joined the army had never gone 50 miles outside their home. Now they are killing the Lord of the End Times, a being blessed by all 4 chaos gods. And they can't even read

>reddit rats
>Ulthuan
Try the Dwarf holds, mortal.

ez desu

siggy isn't as a good of a duelist as I thought he'd be

Vanilla

>ywn find out where this user lives and beat him over the head with a golf stick until he can longer post this pasta again

>Start as Emperor Sigmar
>Seccesionist are overpowered and doomstack early

...

Just confederate the whole Empire in turn one, Sigmar.

"Duellist" doesn't mean "better at duels," it means "worse at everything else."

>Start as Emperor Old One
>Hans Zintler is literally inside Altdorf

>About to get raped by skaven
>First the skaven can't get it up because you don't match their standards of beauty
>You're not even sure why the fuck is he trying
>You try to not breathe through your nose the entire time, but it's no help and you puke over him
>It reminds him of home
>You realize 5 minutes after that he actually put it in
>Well, relatively "in". As "in" as 2 inches of rat dick can get
>The skaven then gets killed by another skaven, who wonders why the fuck did he even try raping you, but whatever he got to stab someone so it's all good
>They then proceed to feed you to a rat ogre

FTFY

>Start as Archaon
>Destroy the entire fantasy universe

Disgusting rats.
Based Lizardbros is where its at

based

Isn't it funny how all the good warhammer games of late are fantasy and and the shit ones are 40k? GW really shouldn't have killed fantasy

>start as Nagash
>level 1 Mannfred comes to you in the first turns of the campaign and puts you down

If they had just waited a few months for TW:Warhammer to blow up, I doubt they would have killed it

It's a shame too, since this will likely be the last Warhammer Fantasy video game before its all AoS bullshit

Get Apollo's imperial series. Only one with custom assets, and real color.

*click*

Lizards are not your bros. They want to kill you. The only plus is that they won't fuck your soul for eternity in doing so.

What the fuck am I supposed to do against a wulfric doomstack as Empire? He brought 5 fucking mammoths, a giant, and pretty much everything else is skinwolves. The mammoths can just run through a formation of halberdiers, what the fuck

WELCOME TO LUSTRIA, GENTLEMEN

SUPREME PATRIARCH

does anyone know of a compilation of the random event texts from total war warhammer? I'm trying to show my friend some of the funny ones (like most of the orc stuff or the "grudge too far") but I can't find any images of them on google

What's AoS like? I only know about fantasy and 40k

It is garbage.

>playing as dwarfs in WH2
>invade Lustria
>it ain't me starts playing

Lizardbros have no mad science. Invalid argument.

>Skaven
>Actually taking a Karak without jumping on the occasion given by massive earthquake, Orks WAAAAAGH, catastrophic event, Dwarf fucking themselve on their own or a mix of everything above

Skaven litteraly work on scenarium; they are too incompetent to do anything without bias from the scenarist.

Fantasy except all of the good characters are killed off (or irredeemably changed) and replaced with space marines (even the non-human races) and instead of an inhabited world it's a bunch of random plane bullshit.

Imagine if fantasy ditched most of the old characters and the tongue-in-cheek writing, and instead was filled with space marines and special snowflake names that can be trademarked.
That's AoS.

>tfw such a tissue-soft little boy boy that raiding and making war in the historical games makes me feel bad

Everything but the rework of the rules is garbage

GW assumed people wanted pseudo-space marines instead of floppy hats so they destroyed the setting

>WHOS GONNA WALK YOU THROUGH THE DARK SIDE OF THE MORNING?
I have plans, gimme a bit after it finally drops

who /goofy formations/ here?

And they have absolutely no presence in Ulthuan whatsoever at any point in time, shawty.

Why would you be like this

>Imagine if fantasy ditched the tongue-in-cheek writing

If only.

BASED nielsposter

They litteraly can't; Ulthuan float, they can't dig up to it.

>not digging up through the ocean
Man, the rats sure are dumb.

> EveryDayUntilyouAdmitIt

But user, I admit it, and I still prefer Warhammer Orcs.

Warhammer Orcs are the most fun, that's for sure

>tfw so hardcore I only enjoy battles if at least half my men die

If I make a military alliance with a faction already at war, am I automatically pulled into those wars? Or is it only future wars they start

All 3 elf friends want to military alliance with me but all 3 of them are at war with the Greenskins, whom I'm currently not

They are men of the Empire not bloody Bretonnians. Unless they are from some shitty backwater IE the entirety of Stirland they can probably read.

this imagine proves why warhammer orcs are always the best

who needs depths when you'll have your brutal violent orcs that we love

Name my band.

No TES orcs?
They have the _deepest_ lore

His Imperial thiccness, remover of stuck up knife ears, Grom the Paunch when boys?

Future wars

There's a WFRP RPG coming iirc, probably from some shit-tier nobody just like 95% of the devs GW gave licences to. Maybe we'll get a Vermintide sequel.

Buns and Roses.

Ariel and the Cum Garglers

>You can upgrade artillery pieces on the Black Ark for even more powerful fire power on the Battlefield.
thekoalition.com/2017/total-war-warhammer-2-interview-hands-on-time-with-the-skaven

People actually thought they wouldn't do the Black Arks justice.

Depends on whether they're going to add game 1 factions as dlc in game 2, because if so he's a pretty obvious pick for a waaagh on ulthuan.

Warhammer orcs are written as fantasy creatures while warcraft orcs are written as green humans.

>Horde-boats with Shogun 2 style naval bombardment
It's gonna be a wild ride

because it absolutely ruins cavalry.

im worreid about black arks

if they get to float around the water all the time, how do you kill it? do dark elves get a permanent base? theres currently no ship to ship battles right now at all, or even seiging from ships mechanic

Post faction/race themes
> Norsca
> youtube.com/watch?v=yaY-SYPDFdE

>dark elves have more interesting campaign mechanics than skaven

>they will never take turns bullying you for having a big human cock and take turns sitting on your face.

>Beaten by a local prince in a fucked up Empire ruled by a greedy cunt.

I hope there's some sort of actual battle map for black arks
Its big enough to count as a full fledged battlefield, not just some naval thing right?

fingers crossed ...
CA are on their last legs
If Warhammer 2 sells less than 1 million in the first 24 hours
They are OUT ... of business ...

Maybe. Probably not hard to do.

>there's a battle map for attacking black arks
>it's the same siege map as everything else

>Noble tradition of muh equality
>Some vague bullshit to incorporate Daggerfall

meh

WFB orcs exist to be killed by named characters with complex motivations and compelling character arcs

All good characters can at some point be reduced to "x humans" because for a reader to empathize with them they need to be anthropomorphized in some way or another.

Better than nothing 2bh

>tfw orc lore so deep, turns out they're actually elves

Post must have mods

CA said 4 LLs for each race right?

Who are the others going to be? I guess Thanquol is probably a safe bet for skaven.

Better smoke.

Vlad's fucking nose

As a tremendous fan of Warhammer Total War, I regret what it has done to this general. Furry porn and mod viral marketing have tainted it. /twg/ is dead. Long live this shuffling corpse that remains.

Isn't belegar tagged as a duelist? And he's rape incarnate aswell as vengeance incarnate

>You can only auto resolve it like all boat battles

Any good mods for Isabella?

Ikit Claw for Clan Skryre so they can add all those missing weapon teams and such.

I love how mystic TES lore is. Too bad the games are so materialistic by comparison.