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The nose knows edition
>New Star Guardian bundle to cost 95k RP

OT: eyosongive.us

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>fall for the orb meme
>w/e re-roll skins
kek

I love Lissandra! AMA!

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>Be so mad that you reply to someone 7 times make an image and pretend to not be that person that did all that

LMAO@you'relyfe

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>effortlessly climb a fresh lvl 30 account with no ranked history to diamond V in 60 games with 80% wr
>as soon as i land there, games become completely one-sided, become hardstuck

everything up to the diamond mark i can 1v5 games but at d5-d4 it suddenly becomes a fucking torture, wtf it's like quickly going uphill, then smashing your head into an invisible mountain

Best couple!
Yurifags will have to pass on this one

So Urgot is just stupidly undertuned right now right? Q may as well not exist.

Jinx is cuddly and cute

I've spend over 500 bucks trying to get Soulstealer Vayne

Ahri! She's a cutie and I like her lots.

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>playing Janna

>Pick Soraka
>Enemy picks Blitz to counter me I guess
>Misses every hook

Shi _ _ y Di _ _ y

Star Guardian Soraka
The tightest and hardest of all the Star Guardians.

I already have hextech annie and I have 9 gemstones currently, deciding if I want vayne or waiting for the pax sivir skin

>support main

>I'm so good guys look at me
>isn't actually good and is another hardstuck D5 shitter
The soul crushing realization that you're shit is funny to watch

>top laner picks a bruiser instead of a free win tank
>support picks thresh instead of a free win ardent cuck
>jungler picks lee

>Officer Jinx
>Vandal Vi
>Cat Burglar Caitlyn

Why do I want this so bad now?

meant for

>Playing soraka
>Enemy picks blitz because fuck you for playing soraka
>Dodge ever hook
>Adc can't dodge for shit and get's hooked
>Have to burn summoner to save him
>Repeat 20 seconds later but without summoners.
My life is pain.

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>Picking champions that are fun to play instead of cancerous meta shit
How dare they

Do people still follow LoL's competitive scene? After the trainwreck that was SKT gaining 2 WCs I thought everyone would just stop

It's terrible, at least Riot must be frustrated as fuck kek

anyone have the Malphite edit of this guy on the Oprah show?

>t. bitter g4 cuck

>contemplating to spend RP on the orb meme or using it for the star guardian skins
what do boys, I'm sure its gonna rob me for those delicious SG skins since they will have loading screen borders, so you know you gonna have to spend like 100$ on this shit

what's a free win tank?
also janna requires skill because her e is completely useless if your reflexes are bad

>This guy on the oprah show

You know this site is 18+ right?

Nah, I used to but it's become ridiculously predictable and stale. No new blood just old hacks like Doublelift being kept around because they're big names and SKT inevitably stomping their way to another championship win.

Thank God that Blitz can be outplayed as Soraka by staying behind minions .I am more worried about Leona next patch. She will be my personal ban for sure. That 875 range death zone around her is a hell to play aganist.

they're gonna win again right? kek this is a fucking joke

>tfw Jinx will never cuddle your dick with her pussy

what the fuck

weirdo.

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how do I get back the drive to play ranked

it's all I did for like the last 3 weeks and any desire to play is totally gone

i'm not gonna force myself to play because i wont be trying and will likely lose

Is Zeke's good on ANYONE? Taric maybe?
>Taric's passive doesn't reduce his ult cooldown
Nope still shit

if this were any other meta I'd understand, but we're in deep cancerous shit nowadays, it's a guaranteed lose

>enemy picks blitz
>pick shaco support
>let him hook me and proceed to ult the knock up and exh/ignite his carry and destroy both of them

>knowing this
why even live, user, why?

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Soon™

Wait Zeke's Herald is still in the game?

>janna requires skill

They're on their third Zeke's item now, it's been remade twice.

The fact you didn't even know this is kind of my point.

>shaco support
I remember the last time I came across that.
He feed hard

Now it's called Zeke's Convergence, and I think it's good on Rakan.
They changed the effects and they look pretty cool now but yea, kinda off meta item.

>Be Silver
>Half my teams still insist on picking all assassin teamcomps with Riven top and Zed mid
>They wonder why we start losing when the other team starts grouping when we have no initiation, no CC and no way to get through their tank line and actually assassinate their squishies

it can be a toss up, also sometimes the adc doesn't know how to play off of him, I had a game where I caught ali between 3 boxes and the adc was just farming instead of taking the free kill

>teammates don't meta pick
>don't even care, that's fine
>but they don't even funpick they just shitpick

nice. udyr jungle vs their sej and lux support into blitzcrank

There are more Janna defenders on vg than on reddit, it's pretty sad.

You sho is angry

I admit the new Star Guardians are growing on me. I think Soraka and Ahri are both great. Still angry they decided to cave to Redditors who wanted a meme SG skin for a male character though. It's Magical GIRL anime, fuck off with redditors who think it's so funny giving Ezreal female themed skins because "lol he gay"

Look at my literally perfect Janna rework

I play Soraka instead. At least she has clear weaknesses so I feel fair.

The money I would shovel out without hesitation would be shameful

I didn't come here for this mood killer...

Yeah I hate playing against Leona for that reason.
Her E is quite obnoxious.

If it was a Tuxedo Mask skin, it would make sense. But he's wearing an outfit with the theme of Star Guardians.

>tfw no irl sona gf

You sure are angry

Why don't you go outside fatty

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I too go on r/2busty2hide

>feeding on shaco support
how? he has one of the most elusive kits in the game

You know that Tuxedo Mask exists and SG Ezreal is based loosely on him?

Guys how do I play Yasuo?
I don't want to be a toxic feeding retard Yasuo.

See

it's just one janna baddie bursting into autism

Do not play him. There are more reliable melee hypercarries out there (Jax, Fiora).

IMO Ezreal isn't though. Tuxedo Mask isn't part of the Sailor Scouts, he's basically an independent actor who aligns with them. He has a different costume as well, and doesn't explicitly take orders from Usagi or any of the Scouts. He's basically a lone wolf. SG Ezreal doesn't seem to have any of that going for him.

>implying i don't have metareddit of just about every sub dedicated to cowtits

SOON

Yasuo is one of those champions where you need to balance on a knifes edge in terms of aggression. Too much and you just feed, too little and you don't hit your IE + Shiv powerspike early enough and slide into irrelevancy. You need to find the sweetspot where you can trade in lane and not get zoned but also don't give up kills, and unfortunately that is going to take a lot of games where you just flat out lose lane and die a lot. All the feeding Yasuo's you see havn't found the balance and when they get behind they become useless because they literally only know how to play the champion when they snowball off bad opponents

Because SG skins are their own thing and in this universe male character is much more connected to female heroines. Not to mention Riot wants to preserve the aesthetic of the skinline so Ez has similar outfit to SG girls.

>I lost

But I didn't lose? What are you talking about?

Learn your matchups, you're gonna feed a lot at first but then you'll be the cancer (who also feeds a lot now and then). Don't bother with the fancy tricks like bayblading until you manage a 60% wr

Also don't listen to the other retard, jax is not a hypercarry.

[sweating intensifies]

>RIP
>when they just revert previous buffs

Censer will still be strong as a rush item. Janna's WR will drop max by 2% and every other enchanter will be even less affected by that nerf.

How?
Just fucking how?
I understand being in silver if you dont really take the game seriously, but 7500+ games in silver???

oh boy

>SCREAM LOUDER, I WANT SWAIN TO HEAR IT
Is Urgot the most metal champ now?

Ezreal has literally nothing to do with any of the other Star Guardians. He's literally only in there because it's a reddit meme

just ignore ribbon babbies

Don't tell them that

They are too stupid to realize that themselves then they are in bronze where they belong

He's clearly speaking about the riven player, since he's talking about the logical repercussions of the Riven player's statement

>entire subreddit full of irl Sonas

Was almost perfect.

There's a lot of good stuff there

Why does she look like tour guide barbie?

>attempting to use an ability without enough resources, while it's on cooldown, or at too long a range will cause your champion to take 5 damage be ministunned for 0.2 seconds

Why is Soraka so fun?

>good lategame scaling
>lanebully potential
>heals for days
>synergizes well with items
>multiple viable builds
>good with nearly every ADC
>global presence
>enemy tilt factor

>yasuo players literally kill themselves

I wonder if it was against bots?

udyr becomes (more) unplayable

xth for CLIMBing!
even when its HARD!
even if you FALL back down!
there is always HOPE!

How does this account for abilities with cast buffering?

Diamond V is the famous elo hell where most people don't give a shit anymore because they made it to diamond.

this
I thought plat 5 was a shithole but d5 is something else

>Shadow and Fortune
>Lucian learns Senna is with Thresh
>it'll be a billion years before Lucian finally gets to the shadow isles