Auriel - dumb shit bitch, voiced by nigger, refuses to help IMPERIVS Brightwing - pretty nice helpful animal Cassia - literally SJW Chromie - cute but actually a dragon so disgusting D.Va - gook bitch SJW superhero gamer girl fantasy Jaina - piece of shit super traitor bitch, helps kill her own father, ignores Scourge in Stratholme, fucks with dragons Johanna - extremely disgusting woman trying to be a man, SJW hairstyle Kerrigan - piece of shit super traitor bitch who thinks her revenge should matter Li Li - nice girl I would drink her tea and say thanks li li Li-Ming - fucking disgusting gook shit bitch thinks too highly of herself + mega slut Lt. Morales - nice woman I guess but seems like she is overweight on her portrait, should take care of her health Lunara - disgusting shit bitch degenerate supertrash also thinks she is the best, cause she is the literal who daughter of Cenarius Lucio - gay nigger tranny DJ Nova - super disgusting race mixing piece of shit, all she does is fart and get fucked Sgt. Hammer - same as Lt. Morales Sonya - would suck her cock Sylvanas - the worst bitch ever disgusting pile of shit thinks her unlife should matter Tracer - most subhuman char ever, lesbian pile of shit, disgusting body, haircut and personality Tyrande - down's syndrome piece of shit, 10k+ yrs old but is super fucking dumb bimbo, nigger accent Valeera - super shit slut fucked by orcs, disgusting personality Valla - ok I guess but shit voice, should talk less this fucking bitch Zagara - nice pleasant mother but really disgusting alien freak Zarya - same as Johanna
Hudson Lewis
kel'thuzad is fun leoric is top fun now Jesus Christ jaina got the skin she had in the trailer
Grayson Brown
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Christopher Flores
6th For hanamura returns
Joseph Cooper
>Nigga types out a long-winded rant because I do bad in a game >Response with: >"k"
Henry Young
There's also version without the helmet supposedly
Ian Roberts
And take the time to look for a funny image ;-D, type it out, solve the retarded captcha & share it anonymously on le epic 4chanz xD
Lucas Thompson
Yeah ofc. 6 different tints + 6 without helmet + 6 with a sword instead of axe + 6 with a sword instead of axe and without helmet
>24 new sonya legendary skins
Grayson Wright
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Jason Morales
Unironically it is. Stay mad jelly.
Dominic Long
Did Chromie really need a rework? She was already fun as fuck without being alll that strong.
Also, Kel has a lot of windup. I'm gonna be hot garbage with him.
Without new voicelines, this was a waste of time. And I can't imagine they made new voicelines for such a similar skin.
At least she's not the default so cute Jaina is still in the game.
Jaxon Hernandez
I completed my fist 10 ranked games (win 7 lose 3) and i end placed Silver 5. How I do it?
Henry Gomez
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Leo Nelson
Futa Dreadlord Jaina x Futa Death Knight Sonya
Liam Collins
batch notes where
Nathaniel Brooks
the work and love blizzard puts into this game is INSANE
Cooper Nelson
This guy's next right? It'd only make sense for fire to follow KT's ice.
Logan Butler
Hope so. More SC warriors could be fun. Maybe burn reduces enemies AAs?
I'm sorry, man. But according to Blizz's internal metrics, you are the top of the bell curve.
Average as fuck.
Dylan Long
>He aktshually believes that his super mario 64 sonic fire can melt boneman's lich ice. Sweet child do not let yourself stray from the darkness. Reminder to let Probius get spell power pylons. With Li Li's milk, er tea, he'll be unstoppable.
Hunter Walker
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Robert Clark
Wait is that a white hair? I hope that's not a bad sign..
Luke Gray
>movement speed increase during Spooky Hand now on lvl 7
Jayden Nelson
I think wanted they to make Chromie more interesting. In her current state she's just nuking from far away without much counterplay. Either you stomp her team or you just lose to the poke which isn't necessarily problematic but not very interesting to play against / with.
William Sullivan
Oh hey, that's the name used during the leak.
Gabriel Lee
Unironically keep posting this, dude, the butthurt in the last thread was legendary.
Angel Bennett
>yfw we get hellbat instead of firebat
James Miller
Does this go from, say Gold 5 to Gold 1, or the other way around?
Levi Smith
I was enjoying stomping but I guess it does suck for the enemy team. Every good game of Chromie feels like I'm clairvoyant (even though all I'm doing is getting lucky blind shots).
All I know is if they make her more reliant on hitting, I'm gonna need more vision options.
That joke is gonna make no sense with her new skin.
Gabriel Myers
Isn't Silver like second place in sports? You did really good man.
Jayden Foster
I dunno, the only 'iconic' firebats are Gui Montag - aka a book burner that would upset sjw's and liberals - and Franko Tildon... a reformed mass-murderer and pyromaniac.
Personally I think it's a bit darker in tone than what blizz would like to actually do. And personally I like the SC1 firebat more than the sc2 firebat.
Easton Ward
Would actually be a cool skin or level 20 talent to make mounted speed even faster.
Wyatt Carter
I'd be okay with that.
Mason Hall
>filename Yesyesyes I love loincloth futas
Benjamin Nguyen
No thank you. I would rather have a sc2 firebat (with sc1 firebat skin) that's just a giant tanky bruiser that shits fire all over the place.
Maybe he could have a horrify effect if he creates enough fire in an area.
Gavin Evans
>"Fire washes the skin off the bone and the sin off the soul. It cleans away the dirt. And my momma didn't raise herself no dirty boy."
>mass-murdered >pyromaniac >ultra-religious redneck >finally a tank for a full terran team
BEYOND HYPE
Justin Morales
Futalord Jaina skin dance
clips twitch tv/RepleteTubularBoarSeemsGood
Cameron Moore
Cool
Colton Russell
>>finally a tank for a full terran team Sgt. Hammer?
Elijah Davis
woahohoho, you funny guy : ^)
Jacob Walker
i'm not just some flash in the pants, you know
Kevin Gonzalez
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Brayden Hughes
There is still no Jaina futa art...
Liam Rodriguez
>When you realize you probably should've dismantled the Horde
Wrong.
Cameron Rogers
your thoughts?
Connor Bennett
Glacial Spike better be the right pick for Kel! It looks so fucking fun.
Josiah Thomas
>Stopped playing HotS when the summer skins were available so I could focus on a summer class >failed it anyway Now I have to wait an entire year for best skin.
Jeremiah Collins
>Taking twin blades btw
Cooper Murphy
You might want to avoid emphasizing video games in your long term plans for a while, man.
I know that feel. I don't have a surfboard and my last three semesters of collage was delayed like three years.
>someone gets paid for modeling, mapping, and lighting Tychus bulge. And you are here.
Julian Diaz
Its also worth noting that Tildon is a momma's boy. I suspect that this is a product of his resocialization.
In sc universe, resocialization isn't exactly perfected, they almost never eliminate "bad" urges entirely, what they attempt to do is instead minimize them or try to channel them in more productive manners and bind them to more positive memories... then they put the resoc'd criminal in a penal legion and hope the problem sorts itself out. It's also not very permanent as any moderately competent psionic is capable of undoing the resocialization process given time (much less for very powerful psionics... like say, protoss or common recruits into the ghost program). In the dark templar trilogy, a guy who has gained psionic powers from a preserver mind-seed ends up getting captured by a group of penal legion marines; and he undoes the resocialization on the biggest, meanest former cannibal in the group - who is so greatful to have "himself" back, that he kills the other marines, sets the guy free and proceeds to go about hunting and eating the commanding officer. (iirc it's been a while since I've read the books). This is also part of why ghosts are so feared, because they can turn a cohesive unit of hardened marines back into feral humanoids who'd like nothing more than to rape and eat their commanding officer or the person they were supposed to be protecting. FORTUNATELY the UED doesn't have this problem so much as they're a more professional military.
With tildon it seems they've connected his desire for violence and pyromania with positive memories of his mother and something bordering on religious reverence for fire... and guided him towards 'cleansing' the xenos. Basically Tildon sounds like most resoc's: dangerously fucking unstable, and a potential liability if his resocialization comes 'undone' (which is a not uncommon experience, even for "successes" like Tildon).
All in all, it sounds more like Tildon is a placeholder name.
Jose James
Anyone wanna post the Leoric talents?
Thomas Ramirez
5 is lowest. what's more important is that it's pretty exaggerated. not going to really be able to tell silver 1 from silver 5 or diamond 1 from diamond 5 from watching a replay or just one game with some one. so expect to bounce around and don't take going up less than a league and holding for a long time as substantial improvement.
Luis Miller
The grimdark of that whole thing sounds very 40K, even though I don't think the specifics are ripped from anything there.
I dunno. Being the first firebat seems like a good enough reason to be the representative, even if he is unhinged.
Starcraft lore really makes Terrans to be horrifying. Also, I'm confused, Stukov is from Russia as in from Earth, right? I thought Terrans were loads of generations removed from our planet. That's why there are tons of uggos and mutants.
Levi Collins
>Have Arthus >Have Kel Thuzad >Have Queen of Blades >Have Leoric >Have Garrosh
>"This guy may have some bad lore associated with him if you squint and use heavy conjecture, they will never use him as the actual unit."
Josiah Butler
"Terrans" are the rejects from earth - mutants, those with psionic potential, criminals, cybernetic interfacers and undesireable minorities. They were put on ice and shoved into 6 worldships and set to slowburn towards the koprulu sector at close to light speed.
I think 3 ships crashed, 2 with complete fatalities, others had similar issues and only the tarsonis ship "survived" properly. took them a goddamn long time to reconnect to other colonies even with refurbished tech.
Then the UED shows up from Earth after overmind is dead and wants to re-integrate the "terrans" with earth proper. Kerrigan promptly smashes them.
Nathaniel Cooper
Do you morons understand that i posed as axolotl and put Tildon as firebat and Aidan into the leak? Culling of stratholme, icecrown glacier map.
U discuss this shit.
Joseph Baker
stukov came with admiral dugalle and the UED (united earth directorate) out into the koprulu sector during brood war. he was actually from earth.
Ryan Garcia
Its a bit more blatant with Tildon I think. A lot less nuance surrounding him, and his defining trait is "yeah he's a former mass murderer who had his brain fucked with, so now he's only a dangerously unstable attack-dog pyromaniac" with no real other positives.
Garrosh, KT, QoB, Leoric and Arthus have all had rather involved character arcs.
Daniel Scott
DAILY REMINDER THAT 27.07.2017 WILL BE FOREVER REMEMBERED AS A DARK DAY IN ORCISH HISTORY.
Blizzard really fucked up with Garrosh's representation in Heroes of the Storm. His abilities and role do not fit his character fantasy in any way. His kit should have been for another character.
Yes, he is fun to play. But he should have been a bruiser, like Artanis, but with burst and less focus on defense and with an ability to force 1v1.
>what Blizzard devs did Hey guys we plan to release Garrosh somewhere in summer 2017 Fast forward summer 2017 Alright guys just attach some existing kit to Garrosh and release him. And dont forget to make a legendary skin + bike with a bunch of tints
Leo Bailey
anything for my niggas raynor and tyrael??
Jeremiah Taylor
meanwhile probius is just some random fucking probe but he built a pylon in the right place at the right time
Samuel Baker
Is there any in-game pic of the new Jaina skin? or we have to wait for the next week for that shit?
Easton Sullivan
Technically most probes have different ai's running them, after the clutch warp-in pylon that probius did, they decided to give him some upgrades and turn him into a purifier AI.
So it's pretty similar to him going from a faceless probe, to R2-D2 of starwars a not-special R2 unit that performed well or was in lucky circumstances and thus became important.
Hudson Brooks
keep posting this
Chase Long
She literally does a stripper dance around her mage staff with the new dreadlord skin.
Ayden Nguyen
>call gg before lvl 10 >team practically tripping over themselves to prove me wrong >win with ease does anybody else do this?
Matthew Smith
and now you know how they could just asspull a story out for literally anyone, if they could do it for a probe that did exactly what it was created to do
Gavin Anderson
Oh, so Earth still exists in Starcraft. I figured it would have burned out or something and Terrans (mutants, criminals) were all that was left of humanity.
What the fuck is a cybernetic interfacer? I swear, humans seem crazier than the aliens in this setting. So much space magic.
Grayson Richardson
If we're talking flavor, Garrosh had almost nothing going for him anyway. He was a *ROAR* angry orc in WoW. Stukov went from a guy leading terran-zerg hybrids to spreading freaking microbes and shaking his floppy mutated arm.
Bentley Harris
Ever wanted to have a semi-digital/cybernetic brain and have the internet accessible directly through your mind? Augmented anime waifu reality?
Wanted to replace your arms with robot arms so you could be better than other people at things? Yeah, that's the sort of degeneracy old earth didn't like.
Bentley Collins
It better not be Warfield like that one leak claims. He never even used a flamethrower.
Jack Frost on the other hand...
William Clark
>call gg before lvl 10 >guy starts yelling in spanish >lose with ease does anybody else do this?
Chase Martinez
MUH DICK
Caleb Turner
>What the fuck is a cybernetic interfacer?
Cyborgs and transhumans, its worth noting that despite the UED's initial hate for psychics Stukov is a psy operative so maybe that particular policy changed.
Easton Morris
my people do this all the time. i thell them: "You have to Go Back"
Josiah Brooks
>Self-hating spic who thinks he's better than other spics because he knows 8 words in English instead of 7
Wonder why this is so common.
Connor Cox
week discounts? i'm poor so lets hope nothing i need
Lincoln Reed
When the fuck is garroshes price getting reduced
Josiah Nguyen
Kel'thuzad may as well remove Vikings, Samuro, Murky from the game.
I am hype as fuck for Kel, but the more spreading shit, punishing grouping shit, the more shit that resets based on takedowns this game has, the more those heroes become completely useless.
The level 20 Frost Blast will literally wipe everyone if it hits a Viking.
Nicholas Bennett
WHERE IS THE JAINA SKIN LEAKS FAGGOTS, AND NOT THE DANCE I NEED DEMN ASS
Owen Nguyen
Are you brain damaged? What does it matter if it hits a viking or someone else?
Dylan Adams
Nevermind I'm retarded, I thought you meant the other ult upgrade.
Eli Richardson
Holy shit those Leoric changes look amazing
Jeremiah Gonzalez
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Luis Nguyen
because virgins white bois dont wanna make childrens and therefore their population is decreasing at some point to become a minority by 2030?
yeah right, 8 words instead of 7 my brother.
Adam Murphy
They got rid of his level 1 respawn / regen globe talent.
They also got rid of mule, cleanse and scouting drone from morales, but hey malfurion gets to keep shit like that!
Julian Ward
You took the range on suck anyway.
Jayden Sanders
>malf has scouting drone >morales doesnt
Josiah Price
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Nathaniel Rodriguez
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Asher Campbell
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Owen Perry
>The banner is puking perfect
Jackson Bailey
what streamaare you watching?
Liam Bell
>the amount of shit they can clog loot boxes with is INSANE
Elijah Martin
And yet people still whine when they get shards for some reason so what do you expect?