Smart car

>smart car
>isn't very smart

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>86
>barely reaches 86mph

>Subaru 360
>actually does 360s
>LIKE A BOSS

>Cizetta Moroder
>Does not play Giorgio Moroder when fired up

>Chrysler Conquest
Couldn't take over shit

>Ford Taurus
>Wasn't made in late April or early May

>Tuscan
>Not from Tuscany

>holden commodore
>not a naval rank above a captain

>Dodge Ram
Can Ram things

>1957
>doesn't go 1957mph

>bel air
>no fresh prince

>Viper
>Not an actual snake

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>Toyota Supra
>isn't mentioned above

>Skoda Superb
>actually is superb

>Ford Mustang
>no hooves

>will kill you if you don't treat it exactly right

Pretty accurate name 2bh

Who cares if you instantly feel fat horse cock in your arse when driving.

god i wish i did

It actually is

You can!
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>Mitsubishi Shogun
>Isn't a Japanese general
>Isn't a heavy duty sea carrier

>Volkwagen Touareg
>Isn't a terrorist organisation

>Honda Insight
>Not a very insightful product

>Mitsubishi Pajero
>Isn't a person who loves to [masturbartes in spanish]

>Volkwagen Golf
>Isn't related at all to the sport only rich white men are allowed to play

>Toyota Tacoma
>Isn't a place in Washington state

>Lamborghini Huracán
>Isn't a Spanish hurricane

>Lamborghini Murciélago
>Isn't a blood sucking/fruit eating flying rat

>Infiniti Eau Rouge
Isn't literally just red water

Autism

>no hooves

This brings memories of a place whomst've shan't be named

>Unflared

Plebian.

>9/11
>isn't devised by jews

The flared would be a bad idea as a first toy

>Implying the jews weren't german all along

>fiat 500
>its not the 500th car Fiat made

>VW Passat
>it blows

>Saab
>doesn't fly at a top speed of mach 2

>chevrolet sonic
>it is not developed by sega

>Dodge Caravan
>is a Car and a Van

>Hyundai pony
>doesn't break GR15

>dodge challenger
>doesn't dodge people

but

>challenges their will to live

Is it wrong that it feels nice watching these hypocritical, ignorant lefty College cucks with non STEM degrees get rammed?
And the idiots come and beat his car with clubs, kek. Bunch of skinny bones trying to act intimidating.

No, watching cucks get their shit rekt is always a good time.

>college cucks beating the car with clubs
The real cuck decided to use his pigfat V6 autotragic tupperware ameribox car as a weapon instead of getting out the car to face his opponents...

he's alive and at least one of them is dead

plus that SHAME clown is definitely traumatized, i'd say challengerboy won that round

oh my god was that an actual down syndrome

No but he legit had autism, there were a few news articles about it. I believe charges were dropped but he was "disciplined" by the university.

I guess it's hard to a.) punish a retard for being a retard, and b.) punish a retard for pushing another retard.

Especially when your school specializes in giving degrees to retards, kinda the bread and butter of their business model.

>FIAT
>Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino
>more like FMAT

According to my VIN number it's fabbrica Mexico automobil Topics.
Thanks to this thread I will forever refer to my car as an FMAT 500.

wew, his face looked like a down syndrome's

Toluca* god i hate phone posting. My computer fucking BSoD :(

>stock race car
>stock

>spending millions of dollars to sponsor NASCAR so people will buy your laundry detergent

holy fuckin shit is there really that much money in the detergent business?

also those are all top tier snacks, I had Cheeze-Its when I went to America and it was by far one of the best parts of my trip. America is so great. If I was a smelly unwashed third world shitholer I'd be heading there in a heartbeat.

yeah the tide brand has been since the 80's with Darrell Waltrip & Ricky Rudd in the 90's, it's also as iconic as the piss beer brands Miller & Budweiser. I guess Amerimutts really like to see their food and drinks sponsoring their drivers
>t. spic

>Saturn Vue
>Not actually a view of a planet

>MAZAMAE TAMAE, WAGA ARUTACHIYO

>When a smol French shitbox that was memed by a bunch of Europeans into an icon status on a Cambodian Fishnet weaving forum is starting to lose steam so you decide to meme a Low-End European automaker as a husky underdog who make good cars even though they produce Second rate Volkswagens with no unique models in their line as no fun is allowed by their VAG overlords
No but, I agree, Škodas are great