Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>NEW UPDATE TO HELP NEW PLAYERS
>COMMENDS NOW MEANS YOU WILL PLAY WITH COMPLETELY NEW PLAYERS WHO DOESN'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT THE GAME
>MENWHILE ENEMY TEAM IS FULL OF FLAMING ASSHOLES WHO KNOW HOW TO PLAY
>11 games
>1 win
time to make a new account just to be an asshole so i get fun games
being a good boi was never fun anyways

At least EG and NaVi stayed relevant for years after their wins. Alliance just fucking fell off though to be fair their post-TI rivalry with NaVi was some great shit until both team shat the bed pre-TI4

Can you be considered relevant if you don't win any big tournaments?

>game punishes you for not being cancerous
good job valve

>EG
>years after their wins

Is it commends or behaviour score? I have over 400 commends but 4k behaviour score.

>he doesn't flame and feed at the first sign of getting matched with retards & foreigners
hello r3dditbro

>spam zeus and bara
>climb a fuck ton of mmr
>pick accordingly to the draft and what the team needs
>lose a fuck ton of mmr
Uhhhhh, Dotards??

wow its almost like you dont know how to play more than two heroes effectively

>pick zeus
>spam ping to suggest bloodseeker and spectre
>win literally any game where both are picked and 90% of the games where only one of them is picked

You play with players of similar skill you retard. You won't get matched with 200MMR players being 5K just because you have good boy points.

See anyone spamming leshrac mid these days? no
because it's bad

See anyone spamming lina support these days? no
because its bad

See anyone spamming lycan safelane before 7.06f? yes
because its GOOD

Will lycan still be picked after going from being a GOOD hero to a bad hero?
probably NOT

>pick GOOD heroes
>win
>pick bad heroes
>lose

WOW

I actually havent seen leshrak at all, when will icefrog scrap him completely?

i want to meme like you, /d2g/

is there a "welcome to /d2g/ memes, you suck!" guide i can turn to?

>he fell for the "ppd is coming back" honeypot

Its easy just spam day9 photos and claim that vp is a european team

Everyone knows that ranked is all about who picks the most OP heroes first or people spamming the same hero all the time.

i miss when leshrac was "op"
the pickers of that hero always would gift me a free win once i counterpicked them with mid huskar

there's a guide in my pants, just reach in and grab it

>he plays the same hero to climb the ladder

How do you expect to ever get good?

is she partially asian?

*slurp slurp*

if a person just got into ranked and has knowledge of 15 heroes, the mmr doesnt even matter

>no art of fuTA brutally face fucking CM's face into a sloppy mess

>tfw no fuTA that would face fuck me

there are even plenty of webms of that, probably the most commonly portrayed thing in dota lewds

member that time the salty chinaman wrote a giant article about how Liquid was "exploiting bugs" by using sidelane trees?

no

she's half maori

yes, we all browse reddit

>talk about sucking dick
>CM and Lina get posted in quick succession
really stirs the grey matter

is she really?

sauce me senpie

all (me)

dicksuckism is known to be a genetic disability

hmm let's see
his attack damage/range and starting nukes are among worst in the game so he loses most matchups from the beginning
his stun is probably shittiest level 1 stun and his overall utility is meh and he deals no damage without levels and dies too fast without farm so that makes him bad support
countered by bkbs too heavily so picking him as core is huge gamble
so if you wanna see him picked again one or several of those problems should be fixed
but what will probably happen is that icefrog will buff edict by retarded amount and he will be picked in every memepush for two months and then he will receive another nerf and won't be heard of again for couple of years

>no
>she's half maori
what, really?
she looks 100% white and like a girl i knew

but it is possible native australians are pretty recessive

You forgot his cast animations suck peruvian jungle monkey cock and he's fragile as fuck for a hero that's supposed to mash his face against the enemies to use his ult.

>beyond the summit

>you will never be finnish

>this guys are big

what did he mean by this?

Based BTS all playing as ilexa

You can't even begin to fathom what you're missing out on

It already looks better than siltbreaker

>See anyone spamming leshrac mid these days?
Maybe destroyed with it at TI and he plays it in pubs
>Will lycan still be picked after going from being a GOOD hero to a bad hero?
Mason is still picking it in pubs

well those are tradeoffs for being Damage Man, if you can pick him in right situation and get enough farm you can overcome those, like with every hero
things i listed is harder to work around though

Which custom game are they playing?

a shit one

Roster shuffle announcements when ?

what announcement do you want, all the lineups got leaked

Slag women are disgusting.

abilities and heroes that make use of 3d space when?

>no hentai custom game that rewards you with lewds if you beat it
dotards?

well she's probably more like 25%.

>not breeding the shit out of this
what are you gay?

Looks like Tiny's back on the menu

BOYS

you know I get nadota are trying to destroy ccnc by getting everyone to hate him but I still haven't figured out why

nadota just make fun of him for being an autist and homeschooled

reddit are actively trying to have him blacklisted/lynched/murdered/ his fields salted etc

>phone posting still banned on Veeky Forums
>/d2g/ extra dead

I would be interested in making a dota 2 dating simulator with rpg elements, possibly set at some sort of Dota university or school, with day and night circle, trivia quizzes, minigames and of course lewd rewards.

But its too hard for a scrub like me to make a decent looking campus map in Hammer, you need to be a real 3d map developer for that one. But find me a mapper and I code it for you.

What do you mean its banned

>Artifact released
>turns out to be a +18 turbolewd card game where you have to make the enemy heroes cum before yours do all with very exclicit and animated art

sounds hella gay since you would still be playing it against other dudes

yeah this is definitely happening

why are custom games so dogshit
wasn't this supposed to be the start of a new golden age of mods potentially creating the next dota?
what went wrong

Will Dota 2 every become popular enough for actual hentai artists to make comics of it?

it's not 2004 anymore

twitter.com/TobiWanDOTA/status/900050820561063936

How long before someone complains about him posting a rape joke

>actual hentai artists
No, nips are too autistic to play competitive games, much less on PC.

dota reborn

But isn't there a lot of League hentai?

the only way you're getting dota doujins is if it explodes in popularity in japan, but Japan is like 99% mobile and console gamers so you're fucked

Why is she so pouty?

...

it's just a shitty joke, dota seems immune to tumblr whining for now

>what went wrong
Nothing. It's not 2000 anymore, people can easily make a standalone game with free tools with minimal prior knowledge and make money from it as well.

custom games were always shit

so what's the lore explanation for these exploding chests in siltbreaker?

>Pick overpowered heroes
>Win
Wooow next you'll be telling us you climb mmr with invoker

I'm a newfag. Who is this guy? Is he a popular streamer or something?

How can I become good at becoming good?

practice getting goodder

would valve even allow a lewd custom game?

Try becoming good at becoming good at becoming good first.

git gud at gitting gud at gitting gud

Kill yourself

What a shitty artist.
You're supposed to be able to read what's on the knuckles when they make a fist in front of them and not when they're just holding their open hands upwards.
And what's even supposed to be on the other hand? Nothing fits with "Word ___", looks like he even messed up left and right.

Why would I?

he's a popular caster

hes a caster and is D2G's /OURGUY/

notorious pervert and racist frequently seen at dota esports events

>Doing this badly with an overpowered hero
This is just sad