Roc thrown at car

>Move into progressive neighborhood to save on rent
>Driving down street
>Hear loud clunk
>See something bounce off hood
>Park & see pic related
>See progressives running away

Wow if I can't have it you can't too huh

Did you call the police?

What car?

Calling the police wouldn't change anything, insurance would probably just go up.

Didn't you try following them?

if you move into a shit neighborhood and turn your car into a political statement you're stupid and deserve this kind of thing

How do you turn a car political?

Ew. Its like playdoh

Take the MAGA sticker off your bumper

touch up paint
now fuck off

This. Any sticker on a car tells me you’re a massive faggot.

>Get clean shitbox
>Try my hardest to keep it that way
>Don't drive like a cunt or park like one
>Gets chipped, keyed, knicked, dinged, and backed into within the span of 5 months

You can't have anything nice, OP. It's a never ending struggle.

>University of...

>tfw just stopped caring about my shitbox
>tfw got all sorts of dings, scratches and paint scrapes on it
>grandpa noticed and decided to at least pop out a few dents
>Now feel as though I have to keep it cleaner
I mean, it does look nicer now.

Do you drive up and down the neighbourhood with your fart can?

Park at the back of every parking lot. Or find a corner spot and hug the curb. Stop being a bitch

People still park next and fuck with others that do this

>R O C
you deserve it

>call police
>yes a large mythical bird was thrown at my car
>what? no I’m not intoxicated

lmao das rite now ur car the color of yo ass dumbshit crakkka! U wuz caves bitch.

>see whyteboi driving down street in (((culturally enriched))) neighborhood
>me and my homeboy tyrone see that his car is nicer than our clapped out cadilaac
>shiiit nigga why he got a nice car and we got nothin
>yea dats racis, he should gib it to us
>throw rock at car because didnt have spear
>yea that showed that crakka fo being rich an shit
>mfw police car parked across street saw us
>mfw im going back to jain for doin nuffin again

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a car can be a political statement?

ARE YOU CALLING THE MIATA GAY???
YOU RACIST PEACE OF SHIT I WILL END YOUR SUFFERING WITH MY MAGNUM DONG

Oh, they make condoms for Ken dolls now?

Well, with the amount of racist dog-whistles in OP's post, one can safely assume the other side of his car looks something like this.