/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

Knowledge is power. Who /read/ here?

>another week of losing every roll in v4s
>am the only one who hasn't even gotten a single item from there

jump a lot

reading is for gays

I'm read shit I find at the thrift store.
>Electric Machinery by Peter F. Ryff
Right now.

post cute lalas on balmung so i can orbit them

>MOMMY elezen posting again
YES /kiss

VERY cute elezen

thicclanders

i really just want my chest to drop so i can stop trying to convince myself i enjoy this game

marry me and I'll teach you

I wish to do things to this butt.

Then why aren't you readnig?

It's karma, man. Cash in your karma chips next week for maximum loot.

Fuck off Elk, we don't want you. Who let this asshole into the LS anyways? I wish Yys was on to kick him right now.

Soon you will have super savage to work on.

catte

speak up in game coward

kys elk

Give o2s head, i'm unlucky.

say it to my face so i can tell you to fuck off personally

not with the group im with now. i dont like running with them and im really trying and failing to find something better

catte looks a bit scared

But why?

tell them to clean their mailbox out

I'm gonna need to see some bare f@ c@ t@s

How is everyone tonight/today? Do anything special or have plans to? I'm still trying to get Bismarck EX Bird, but no one wants to stay for very long.

yes they're good healers

fat chocobo head
lvl 50 crafter chest

pussy

Does anybody want to hang out?

How do I add those little red and green arrows around text? I'm building a macro for Living Dead, so I want it to be as clear as possible.

scared cattes

Do you happen to know the name of the chest?

Nope
Start typing and hit tab. So help me god if you make edgy tank macros though

Press tab while typing out "Living Dead", you can even do it before you type the whole thing!

Artisan's Apron.

>yes they're good healers

>tfw moonc@ MNK who stays as far away from magic as possible because afraid of it
I'm doing this all wrong, aren't I.

Last time I got loot was in Midas and that was just one single thing, never got the minion either.

Does anyone on Aether want to do Levelling+Trials? I can heal or tank.

Is A6S easily cheesed at 70?

Thank you very much.

Thanks!

>So help me god if you make edgy tank macros though
It's just a dumb Rob Zombie reference

Unfortunately I don't use that mod

Which server for dicking around and not actually ever doing end game content?

Tentative approval pending revelation of said reference.

Balmung.

balmung

You still need to lightning and water pass once, so PF struggles with. Hell PF cant even do A4S, i would know I tried earlier today in two separate groups. Its a shame cause I really wanna farm it.

The ultimate tease.

Lolorito Nanarito is a traitor to the crown. His image has no right to be in Vesper Bay and a statue like this should NOT be Tolerated.

Balmung but you can do endgame content here too.
Just gotta find the right friends. =w=)a

>this
Some are great and funny and even wonderful references
some make you want to kick the tank immediately...

>want to learn A8S to get all that fucking amazing looking midan gear for glamour
>hear nothing but horror stories about gordias and midas savage
Give it to me straight, boys. What are my odds?

what kind of horror stories because midas was the best tier of heavensward

I want to protest how cute this cat is.

That's antisemitism

>don't really feel like ERPing at any hour of the day

Am I becoming a true video gamer? Am I losing my degenerate way?

/macroicon "Living Dead"
/ac "Living Dead"
/wait 1
/p Rob Zombie ain't got shit on this Living Dead girl!
/wait 1
/p Heal me to full or I will die very soon!

I want to let you die

>"""cringe"""

you have a good roe sir

go learn! Its plenty fun and midas was a great tier

I can't speak for others but that seems mildly annoying.

Do better then

that seems unnecessary but i also think RP is mad gay.

Best one I ever saw was some barely speakin english dude with {Living Dead} {Good Bye}

this is rich coming from one of the people most notorious for shittalking people here

Good. If they don't want to see it they should fucking heal me better. I've only ever had to use Living Dead during Big Pulls™ that the healer asked for only for them to stand there with a gormless look on their faces while I die.

>makes the good axe opening noise
Only redeeming aspect on this weapon

But you should be using LD during those pulls so the healer has a few gcds to aoe before healing you.

Arigathanks gozaimuch, amigo.

>That chest piece
Why would you bother with such an ugly piece of gear?

They want to be Kensei.

Because his ego is inextricably connected to his mmo character

And the next pulls, when it's on CD? What then?

Fuck that. I do just fine if the healer actually pays attention. I've never had any issue with just blazing through a dungeon making big pull after big pull all the way to the last boss.

You're responding to the guy that unironically thought Heavy Wolfram Sabatons went with everything.

>not liking samurai armor
faggot

>The Screaming Light
Cool look.

is my dress pretty

If you weren't blindfolded you could look in a mirror and not have to ask someone else.

I just bought the rest of my tome gear and slapped Snow White on it, might as well keep the chest since it's somewhat semi rare

should I Fanta to?

nah

Anyone on Gilgamesh that can CRP/GSM meld?

mhmm come Limsa

The prettiest dress in the general.

catte

I dont think I'll ever get used to going to bed alone again.

What's the before so informed judgments can be made.

Get a blow up doll

Best cat

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>want to get better at bard because going to be joining a group on it
>join pf to practice on v1s
>die to char+roar for no reason other than lack of heals
>res and fuck up mechanic, get bounced with a vuln stack and then blown off the edge
>stay dead for literally 5 minutes because worthless red mage and worthless astrologian apparently don't know they have a raise button
>finally get a fucking raise
>10 seconds later, didnt get any heals whatsoever
>die to roar
>this happens 2 more times
and worst of all
>it gets uploaded

Why do bad things happen to good people?

>it gets uploaded
literally who gives a fuck

cute