>go for comfy night drive
>realhumanbean.jpg
>see red and blue lights flashing
>shit
>pull over and wind down window
>liscenceandregistration.png
>cop asks me where my girlfriend/family is
>say i don't have one
>asks me why i'm driving alone at night
>stammer to explain
>"i'm just enjoying the scenery hehe!"
>looks at me with disdain
>tells me that grown men shouldn't be driving around at night for no reason
>gives me a ticket for 'cruising
>o-ok officer
what did i do wrong here?
Dont you know user? Driving is illegal
You need a special license for driving without a gf, didn't you know?
>his state has a no singles policy
Shamefurr dispray.
what the fuck. you can get tickets for cruising in the usa. is this some dumb law introduces because of the oil crisis or something?
why didn't you just shoot the cop for invading your personal freedoms?
Are you a nigger?
Shoulda told him that your gf died and your family left you a long time ago.
Should've had a body pillow in the passenger seat and told him you were having a night out with the missus
I can't tell if you're dense or if I'm dense.
>ticket for cruising
What the fuck is that? Someone care to explain this to me?
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ticket for unneccessary vehicle usage obv. You know environment and stuff
I was taking the piss with the last part
damn son. that's depressing.
You're not allowed to drive without a particular destination
It's only a thing in very, very specific areas. It's typically done by cities on specific streets., and isn't a law nationally or on the state level.
It's also never enforced.
I’ve never heard of this before. This is absolutely ridiculous. Is there any legal defense against this? Or an excuse you could use, like saying you where going to your girlfriends house or something?
Just say you're heading home.
>land of the free
>literally illegal to drive in some areas
>not making up a ridiculous story just so they can't ticket you
absolute brainlet op
>burgers can get tickets for just driving
LAND OF THE FREE
that is what an actual police state looks like
also you don't pay him for his fucking opinion on what being a man is. Tell the county about his misconduct.
Are you fucking stupid?
Explain how you disagree.
OP clearly made up a humorous story.
I take things literally when I just wake up. lol
I don't know anywhere else other then atlantic avenue in virginia beach that actually have anti-cruising laws
and that's because it was becoming a traffic issue
and even then it's only illegal if you drive through the check point in the same direction 2 times within 3 hours
which you can be fined or even arrested for doing that
I don't know what's up with all the "illegal cruising" threads
>do 140mph down a 55mph surface street at 5pm during broad daylight
>nothing
>later that night around 11pm
>very same stretch of road
>get ticked for passing a shitbox going under the speed limit
>65 in a 55 $300 and right before my insurance was gonna gibmedat discount
It's the same in Germany.
You need to have a reason to drive other than just for the fun of it.
How about because I own the car and am insured and fully legal.
Germany and USA are fucked if thats real
As a German I have never heard of that. When I first got my license and my first car I would drive around at nighttime for weeks and occasionally I was pulled over and the cops stopping me said it is good that I am getting some practice driving and that it is reasonable at night where there is less traffic
Lies on the internet.
Why don't you retards say I'm coming back from shopping or tell them you're on your way home from visiting family use you pea sized brains