You know why I pulled you over tonight sir?

You know why I pulled you over tonight sir?

>inb4 "cruising"

>yeah, it's because cops are faggits
and then all of the cool kids at my high school come out of nowhere and high five me

I'm not sure why you pulled me over, would you mind telling me?

AM I BEING DETAINED!?

>requesting backup, suspect is resisting arrest!

Because of my skincolor perhaps?

EATING A MEAL? A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?

that video is fuckin legendary

Officer lets cut to the chase, I'm white.

Cause my ute is sikkk

>i swear i wasnt cruising

What? No singles policy? Because I'm driving alone? I got the mrs. right here, though! We're just cruising around town!

Cause I was doing 84 in a 70 and you happened to be tailgating my ass?

I'm more interested in the how, I was doing at LEAST 300.

Let me guess, did i break the no singles policy in this county?

Excellent taste.

>implying

fpbp

Ah, I see you know your Judo well

Is this the hot new Veeky Forums meme?

I DO NOT CONSENT
I DO NOT CONSENT

>cites the articles of confederation

Because i had just mowed down 50 niggers and you wanted to make sure i wasn't hurt, thanks man.

I don't know, but why is an American cop in Australia?

Deez nuts

TREVELLLING

*draws gun*
"Put down the assault rifle, boy!"

Alright you got me,
I was in doubt, but didnt pull out.

no I honestly don't officer
unless my speedo is broken

because you don't have shit else better to do?

Because I let you.

"you can't outrun the radio, son"

Wanna bet?

“Oh yes you can”

because i broke down

You saw my ND and thought 'I bet he gives good head'?

*disappears 3 seconds after the last location update*

.....uh....I'm going to have to say speeding...

I dunno, is being a sick cunt illegal?

>not posting the superior lean version

Tbh if I was a cop that’s probably why I’d do it

I AM A FREE INHABITANT I GET ALL OF THE RIGHTS WITH NONE OF THE LAWS

Probably because I was loitering for prostitution purposes, sir

I just wanted a blowjob, damn

>no singles policy
>No singles policy
What the fuck is a "no singles policy"?

Are you waiting to receive my LIMP PENIS?

People driving alone are obviously up to no good delivering drugs or hurting the earth so they get pulled over.

POLICE BRUTALITY POLICE BRUTALITY

Judging by the google results, I think I just fell into an epic meme of this board.

U GOT PRANKT NEGROID

>Stauing in your car so he can stand over you.
It's like you want to give him a psychological advantage.

>so he can stand over you

You haven't seen my lifted bro-truck.

No, I haven't, I'm straight so don't hang around those places.

Underrated

>thread

>because I didn't see you there

Because you're a dick?

Brappping in a no-brap zone?

Is it because you're an asshole sir? I KNOW MY RIGHTS! CONSTITUTION!

>Pointing a flashlight at me
Where is the gun?

>im really sorry officer! i know you probably get this excuse alot but i didnt notice how fast i was going till your blue lights alerted me.

>he lets you off with a warning assuming you werent actually being dangerous or too fast for the excuse to not make sense
>also assuming he hasnt been having a bad day and needs someone to let it out on
>also you dont be chav or nigger
>also assuming you dont do anything autistic while you lie through your teeth

if that fails engage plan B
>I AM A SOVRIGHN CITIZEN YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TOUCH MY VEHICLE I AM TRAVELING AND I HAVE A RIGHT TO NOT BE INTERFERED WITH UNLAWFULLY BY GLOW IN THE DARK CIA NIGGERS LIKE YOU IF YOU TRY TO DETAIN ME I WILL CALL THE REAL POLICE AND HAVE YOU ARRESTED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*dies by tazer to the dick*

ok this user wins
/threaded as shit

how do people make these images?

No because the alarm was going off

More like you get shit for no reason then the cop makes up an excuse when he said "I told him to get his registration out but when he went reaching for the glove compartment I thought he could be reaching for a gun so I shot him

FUUUUUUGGGG

...

deepdream

shit

Driving while black.

>Imagine being not white

no way someone fucked up this bad

This gave me a good laugh. I've been pulled over with weed in like a tripple airlock in a air right pack. I can't imagine being in this situation. The more I look at it the better it gets, that shits everywhere.

The only explanation in my mind is he attempted to dump the contents of a large bag out the window only for that shit to blow back into the car. Idk how else you get weed EVERYWHERE.

>You know why I pulled you over tonight sir?
No sir, did I do something wrong?

You're generating revenue for the government by enforcing arbitrary "safety" laws.

i thought that shit was the inside of a fucking chair cushion

Is it because OP is a faggot, sir?