/owg/ - Overwatch General

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That stands for Eurpean Standart Time, yes?

TRACER SUCKS ON PUSSY

>Every hero now has their own individual movement speed that makes sense both lore and balance wise
How does this change the game?

1h 20m

screnshot this

the D.va rocket rework was due to it being used in the D.va short that's coming today so that it wouldn't be odd lore-wise

I want to bully Widowmaker until she cries!

Ready to see their big reveal in 1 hour and 20 minutes?

It won't happen.

The worst part of the Matrix changes is that it's going to be a lot harder to farm salt from DPS players who get upset I can negate them.

Eastern standard time, yoorup

Now you can make dpsbabbies upset by instagibbing them with missiles.

Dumb dyke

>be clearly out of range of meteor strike instakill
>still get instakilled

But you can now negate them with rockets to the face.

PST because Blizzard is based in commiefornia

>wearing a flamboyant costume to infiltrate security
Sombra that's not how it works

last two seasons were better then this shithole of the season

nothing like getting drunk while doing do ur placements then got fight from fucking shithole 2540 to 3000 all morning

Post plots for cinematics that will be more interesting than what's happening today

You idiots deserve more than me just rushing and grabbing some draft of an image with rough edges that I push out without cleaning it up first.
But wait this long and this is all you get.

I'd really rather you didn't.

3000 points at the end of the season. What should I get lads. I already have D.Va Zen, and Tracer. It's either between reaper nigfist, sombra or lucio. Will probably have enough for 2

Are you ready for my short /owg/

>someone besides Tracer finally answers the recall
>they say no

No, you.

but user, all we deserve is to die

>2017
>still no delay between two jmps and two croutches

She was probably just wearing it because Gabe went through all the trouble to make one for her as well.

She can just go invisible, you know.

30 min long mercy x doomfist porno with genji watching in the background and at the end a new hero is revealed to be a black woman

the underlying /pol/ in this general is going to REE at the short regardless

But the bells

That doesn't farm salt as much. DPS don't get as salty at dying as they do at being made useless by a tank.

I guess that being able to DM AND missile at the same time might though, since it would be both damage and negation.

Reaper and Sombra for best friends couple

Reyes's backstory that details the start of the omnic crisis in his city, joining SEP at a young age, and then beating the omnic threat out of LA alongside Jack. It ends with the decision to join Overwatch or not and Reaper looking back on the outcome of his decision all within 6-7mins of run time.

That SHOULD be a cinematic already but we'll get retarded shit for years before that ever happens.

>defense matrix now lasts half as long

whelp fuck this season

to many trolls or onetrickshits

>he thinks its just one /pol/ poster

Oh user... Overwatch is literal /pol/ bait. They think this is their home.

Does anyone have a higher resolution of this?

Also, post art similar to this one, featuring the female cast all together.

>tfw during the arg you thought it would be weird for a globally infamous hacker to pick up a gun and run around shooting people and that surely blizzard would be more creative than that
>tfw sombra picked up a gun and runs around shooting people with hacking as a secondary ability

Lucio is having a concert but is challenged to a dance off by the new hero
Zarya corners Sombra but is recruited by Talon with the promise of killing Omnics
On Horizon Lunar Colony, there's monkey troubles
Ana and 76 stumble upon one of Reader's hideouts and learn a little bit about what he is
Sombra infiltrated Oasis from the desert and learns their secrets
Orisa confronts Doomfist
Junkrat and Roadhog continue their crime spree and discover their feelings for each other

Its going to be a good season.

Pharamercy is cancer and I hope it dies. Nothing is more fun than being a Rein main and having your shield fucking deleted because shit DPS can't aim

>thought Sombra's elbow was a really saggy boob

Is that McCree's sentry form?

>someone besides Tracer finally answers the recall
>they say no
>there's a closeup of Winston's face and it's just pic related for three minutes

Aw poor guy. In all seriousness I can't believe we haven't heard anything about who has and hasn't answered. Reflections made it look like it was still just Tracer.

i wish it was just one person

remember the straight week of fucked up threads after doomfist was announced? they spent countless threads REEing about an african hero who has been 90% likely to be african since launch being black

we didn't even get to talk about his broken instakill ability over the REEing until a few days after he left ptr

>that bulge

Literally every hero released so far has been met with REEs. I enjoy it

I'm going on a 9 hour flight in a few hours, gib Netflix recommendations if the wifi is too shit to shitpost and watch Blizzard stream.

>"I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS"
>I just walk in front of soldier with DM up and he gets focused down by my team
>"JUSTICE REIGNS FROM ABOVE!"
>walk just under her with DM up and absorb most of her missiles, friendly soldier shoots her in the face a couple times. Justice reigns face first in the ground.
>"IT'S HIGH NOON"
>At Dorado
>nah nigga it's like 9pm
>walk up in front of him with my DM up, he doesn't know what the fuck to do
>he becomes an easy pick for friendly hitscan/snipers

>pls stop triggering me
Go push over a statue hope it crushes your dumb skull.
Go cry to the mods now.

Star Trek TNG and DS9
iZombie

also

all of the post-launch heroes except for doomfist are women, and doomfist was the first new male hero, but he's black so that apparently doesn't count

of course this is post-2016 american election Veeky Forums, and every fictional video game character that isn't a generic, gravelly-voiced white dude is literally genocide and you're the real bigot for suggesting otherwise

>Dva short: "I'm No 1"
The short starts with Dva obliterating a monster all lone. She ask koreans to send their daughters to serve in the MEKA force. Camera cuts to today where Dva is on patrol with average MEKA girls to record some footage for her next video. They suddenely and unexpectedly get attacked at by a high level monster. Despite the squad leader orders her to retreat Dva attacks the monster without fear. She can't even scratch the monster and her MEKA gets destroyed. The squad sacrifices itself one by one to save her from the wreckage. She gets badly injured and try to self destruct the MEKA but it doesn't work. Before the monster crushes her help arrives and she passes out.
Dva wakes up in terrible pain in the hospital where doctors try to stabilise her. She lost her legs and her body is burned badly. The doctors cut off her clothes and she realizes most of her body was already replaced with machines. Now she remembers the horrifying truth her conditiong has hidden, she is not a heroine just a bait to help recruit girls to the battlefield. Her meka is just a cheap, shiny konckoff, the real ones are pretty much kamikaze boxes. Their weaponry is barely enough to really hurt monsters and the main weapon is the self destruction of the core. However real mekas don't have ejection system (it wouldn't even matter considering the blast radius) nor enough space in the cheap frame. The koreansare sacrificing small young girls every day to keep the monster attacks at bay and Dva was one of the first who "died". Her meka was malfunctioned and they put her together to act as the heroine of the nation. She got brainwashed to keep up the cute girl act.
A few days later a seemingly unharmed and smiling Dva appears in front of the hospital and ensures the journalists she got a minor injury during a battle. She finishes her press conference with a "love, Dva!" phrase.
Nobody notices the teardrop in the corner of her eye.

The short will be 2 mins of sick bike tricks and the remaining 10 mins will be full frontal gay sex in their skin tight biker outfits

I go to /pol/ and I'm just upset that Doomfist has those stupid spikes on his arms for no reason.

When and where is blizzstream gonna be?

Friendly reminder that Overwatch is a normie game

Have your kind considered not being racists? You act like horrible people to white people then wonder why people dont like overwatch and it died.
Think real hard about why that is.

>reaper
>a nigger
We already have 2 blacks that's enough

>Winston and Tracer go to investigate an outbound signal on Horizon and to give Winston closure
>weird spooky monkey shit happens, turns out it was a ploy by Hammond so he could sneak on their ship and get a ride back to earth
>they go back to earth and we get confirmation that Winston moved his base into the church on King's Row
>we might hear Emily's voice on the phone or something
>at the end there's a knock on the church door and there's Pharah "reporting for duty"

Okay that's my guess.

If you "main" a hero you need to fucking kill yourself.

I don't care if it's a healer or tank. Just gun yourself right through the eyehole.

This was an autistic but enjoyable read.

I dont need some weird underground /tv/ approved movies.

I'll check those out.

This was dark as shit.

Have you seen the anime Saikano?

kys /pol/ cuck

Kys tumblr retarded cuckfaced shit licking faggot

Reminder that Mei has a down syndrom and is just here to please her teammates.

And being retarded is why she will get a short movie

Reaper is a chicano, look at the young reaper skin.

I know it's so funny. I hope they never add a straight white male character again

I also love every time there's a post from Bliz devs about how diversity is important to them and the /pol/babbies throw a conniption

because the game is unbalanced, the community is toxic, and 90% of people couldn't give less of a shit what race the polygons on their screens are?

but go ahead and post some strawman TOTALLY NOT A FALSE FLAG tumblr post you found on reddit and cite that as evidence that non-white characters in a video game is why western society is over

Maining is inevitable

KYS stinky white race mongering trump tard /pol/ cuck!

Anne is this you?

White people deserve it Tbh

overwatch is not popular anymore most likely for that very reason.
>conniption
Uh what?

>when people flame you and you can throw their next game

>forgetting the best one

>hear Tracer blink noise from behind
>immediately 180 to see Tracer running for our healer
>matrix around them and see that Tracer ult warning icon appear and disappear instantly
>"DENIED!"
>mfw

Also these: track5.mixtape.moe/vinydk.webm

Dunno how it'd change it, but I think that's how it should be.

I'm sorry user I'm one of them

>have already played over 800 hours
>600 hours in comp
>can't get out of low gold
>meanwhile all these gamer girl mercy mains are in GM

Feels unfair man.

>the community is toxic
There you go. Every /owg/ is full of antiwhite racism, sjw shit and homosexuals. So is the OW socialmedia and its even in game.
Most people have better things to do than put up with this shit games shit community.

Keep pushing the "diversity killed OW" meme, friendo. I'm sure someone will buy it eventually

No but I would like to meet this Anne and make her my personal healslut.

I believe the term you're looking for is "one-tricking".
If I were a Reinhardt MAIN it would just mean that I like using Reinhardt more than other characters or that I have most of my playtime on him, but it doesn't mean I can't flex to other characters I can play if needed.
If I were a Mercy One-Trick, instead, it would mean I can only use Mercy and if I were to flex for whatever reason I would be horrible because I would have an overwhelming majority of my playtime on her.

Sorry she likes girls only.

hey. you. yeah you. shut up.

theres nothing more I hate than redrawn memes.
Worst offenders are OW memes that are redrawn TF2 gmod images.

Redrawn shit has no context. It's just there.
It was truly awful when OW was first released and there was tons of redrawn memes. And guess what nobody saved them since they are complete shit and not funny when they lack context.

You deserve a fist in the face

And yet here you are

Make a smurf man your MMR is probably fucked beyond belief. You'd probably make it to plat assuming you're not complete shit. But that's rough user

Came here to laugh at you