ITT: Veeky Forums in the medieval period

ITT: Veeky Forums in the medieval period
>mustang riders notorious for trampling other peasants while leaving town
>running in the 1290s
>i don't need all these safety squires keeping me from enjoying my horse
>front hoof drive
>Lord Musk is getting burned for witchcraft
>saddlefags making fun of bareback riders because it's becoming outdated and most stables don't offer a bareback option
>he thinks he'll get extra power with ye olde cold air bridle
>importing far-east market horses
>his armour has fake air vents
>forsaken normalfolk get out REEEEEEEE'th

nth for far east style armour decals

>implying the katena isnt the superior weapon

Cyldsdale peasants btfo’th again

daily walk thread:
>fucking cagers taking up the road in their chariots
>walking has a higher power to weight ratio
>wheeledfags don't know what they're missing it's a whole different experience that sitting behind a horse

>Walking at which hour und'r moon lighteth
>Knight sc'rnes me f'r wond'ring
Which degree of sin art I in?

>REEEEEEEE'th
lel

>having a 4 horse cart
>in this year of our lord twelve hundred and eight-teen
>not having superior 8 horses

>not having an ecoboost horse
I surely pray that thou gentlemen do not thusly

This gave me a hearty kek'th, my lord.

ooga booga I am a faggot

when is the new king going to reverse the decrees upon hour horse drawn carts?

A fie 'pon the moor king and his decrees limiting grass consumption on horses!

crusade when?

>feeding horse special fodder to get more horsepower
>get required to bring horse in for emissions testing
>forsooth.tap

hazza bretheren, what kind of magic can i use on my 1288 Falabella to make it faster than a mustang?

who here ride'th their shitmule to town and back and only takes their charger out from pasture only on church day? it's like you want your precious steeds to break a leg.

when will house chev of rolet finally release their mid saddled horse? surely it should be ready by now, they've been breeding it for several years now!

three thousand gold worth of brisk potions

>open up the exhaust on my mustang
>failed a gas emissions test

How can thous't've join under the current king's rule?!

>peasants can't afford to feed a chad horse like this
>actually using a work horse for work
>they insist their Jackass is more economical

Hoon, not join. Dumb mobileposters

>doing anything but going to church on the lords day to ask for forgiveness for your sins
art though a heretic?

i bet you're a nonce cager as well.
Me any my mates rob cunts like you for breakfast

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3k gold in simple potions?

for real though, imagine how fucked life was backed then, regardless of how degenerate our world is today

i appreciate the suzuki katena

Eat manure you plebite. I daresay you don't even give alms to our holiest.

>there are patrons of this gathering place who at this moment stand by the belief that chariots with four wheels are greater than those with two

a jest most humorous

Some regions may follow a magna CAR ta in hopes of freedom to remove the governor from their horse powered wagons.

Thy triangle horse hath blown thee apex shoes