>Welcome to Overwatch. A F2P where you can buy a hero and one trick your way to Grandmasters. >To get access to Overwatch head over to battle.net/shop/en/product/overwatch-loot-box-seasonal and purchase as a Lootbox to gain access to Overwatch. >Sincerely yours, Jeff Kaplan [YouTube] Overwatch Seasonal Event | Summer Games 2017 (embed)
>DEATHMATCH has been added to the PTR >includes both 6v6 TDM and 8-man FFA >along with a new map built for FFA (it's bloo's family home) youtube.com/watch?v=d89Vu8GVq2c
I love how Blizzard took the Mei “is thin” fanboys that basically humilliated people for wanting chubby Mei and said FUCK YOU to their faces world wide live! #thiccmeibestmei Lots of these people were a bunch if assholes saying “we dont have a problem with a fat mei but why does she have to be fat/chubby why cant she be skinny?” When sometimes the only reasin they liked fat/chubby Mei was to sexualize her that was the only exception which congrats you sick fuck for only seeing chubby and fat girls as sex objects instead of human beings who EXIST AND JUST WANT TO BE ACCEPTED!!! Listen here you fucking prick you have like 5 other female characters who are skinnier than sticks for you to sexualize and drool by we only want representation even if its with one character were not asking much and you still want to take it from us, now i ask you whats the issues with her being fat/chubby why cant she be fat/chubby? There. Isnt. So I hope you asshole can back the fuck up and leave us to celebrate this wonderful short and achievement and let us bask in the representation that has been given to us! And thank you Blizzard for making me feel like body matters and its actually fucking acceptable in this society like its the least important fact of my life.
Eli Perry
>he died for your skins
You missed a perfectly good joke.
Ian Gonzalez
Is this from reddit?
Nathaniel Moore
A rein cinematic would have been miles better
Leo Moore
>new taylor swift soon
nice
Ethan Campbell
I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD
Gabriel Gray
It wouldn't have been sexy enough
Gavin Russell
Zarya sequel to Sombra short when?
Ethan Harris
WHY IS LUCIOBALL SO FUCKING BUGGY
Asher Taylor
Everytime /pol/ posts I donate to sjws :3 Plenty of patreon accounts to go around~
Kayden Fisher
Sombra online.
Grayson Wood
Look I agree with you but chill out
Oliver Nguyen
Blizz is scary good at making handsome men in their cinematics.
Josiah Taylor
I want to go balls-deep in thicc Mei
Ian Flores
>the script to mei's short was leaked years ago
How did nobody catch on?
Cooper Cook
Mei needs more personality. Any ideas?
Samuel Phillips
The upcoming comic
Kevin Fisher
>yfw some of the Darkest Dungeon one page comics have more story, emotion and significance than the high budget cinematic from one of the largest publishers on the market
Kayden Adams
This is off-topic and reportable.
Connor Brown
friendly reminder not to announce reports.
Oliver James
Because it's a shit game mode they threw together because Jeff liked rocket league at the time. They also didn't bother to put in some effort to make it better because a bunch of people missed out on it last year. I don't know what you want to hear m8, the mode is just trash.
Mason Morris
PJ OUTFIT F U C K I N G W H E N
Jace Turner
He would have been in the armor the whole time!
Aiden Morgan
where is the report announced? Yours is a reportable and rulebreaking post.
Cooper Davis
Good shit user have some more material
Evan Thompson
MEIKE, TALK TO ME, MEIKE, MEEEEEIKE
Brayden Turner
>Winston was the only reason Mei woke up
So that's two Overwatch qts he's saved, what a guy
Easton Kelly
We already knew this since release of 3x3 map. This animated short is a pointless recap.
Cooper Morgan
Armors are sexy though
Ian Perez
>youtube links non-functional >(embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) >not even bothered to link the new short >le EPIC BLACKED maymay >posted early in a busy thread >reddit-tier press F to pay respects joke
faggot OP made by a faggot
Gavin Richardson
W H E N Y O U P O S T S A U C E
Jordan Parker
See Don't do it again. :)
Gabriel Lopez
Armor is hot
Isaac Morales
who is the first?
Dominic Flores
Wasn't this one of the good ones funded by Patreon? Is it good, I might get it.
So we all agree this was the worst animated short yet right?
Brayden Rodriguez
Good.
Xavier Roberts
>The preview clip shown of the animated short meetings during the interview with Kaplan was of Tracer running through a hallway on Horizon >We're gonna get Hammond at Blizzcon
Charles Ward
He made Tracer's chrono-thingy.
Benjamin Lee
So PJ outfit is coming right jeff?
Wyatt Barnes
Hero is the worst
Nicholas Lopez
You guys are aware this is the first short in Season 2 of the animated shorts?
There are other heroes on the line yet-Wait until Blizzcon/November for the next short
Eli Wright
They're probably going to nerf the range on resurrect, and rework her mobility skill so "hiding and rezzing" is a lot harder.
Thomas Barnes
100% the worst chu wearing his nothing-ever-happens- moeshit anime influences on his sleeve
Andrew Ward
Worst short we got so far. The story isn't believable, Mei talks too much, the sacrifice is meaningless and the end is kinda stupid, why walk if you could transmit a signal for help?
Hudson Gutierrez
Yep lol and the Queen will be out early next year.
Zachary Rivera
Dragons and Hero sucked more
Blake Wright
Animation was amazing as usual, as was the cinematography But the rest was trash and dumb to smoke
Adrian Lewis
the shorts are garbage except Alive cause Tracer and Widow call me when we get the Zen short, story about Genji in the desert leading to him meeting Zen and so on
Adam Gray
>all her friends die >she recovers in less than a minute and goes back to drinking coffee >retards will still find this short sad and emotional
Jack Long
Winston…why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg, and my arm… and even my fingers…the research data I’ve lost…and the comrades I’ve lost…it won’t stop hurting, like they’re all still there. You feel it too, don’t you?
I’m the one who got caught up with Overwatch, a group above nations, even the US, and I was the parasite below, feeding off Morrison's power. They came after you in Gibraltar, then Numbani. Overwatch just…keeps growing, swallowing everything in its path, getting bigger and bigger. Who knows how big now…
Winston…I’m gonna make ‘em give back our past…
Anthony Watson
Image/vid source or it didn't happen
please oh god don't let it be true
Owen Jones
>Mei isn't fat
Mei fags btfo
Caleb Morales
>mei in cryo for nine years >overwatch was still around for several years while she was frozen
So did everyone else at Overwatch just forget they existed and didn't wonder why they hadn't heard from them?
Dominic Ross
thank god, now rework hanzo/roadhog
Josiah Lopez
How the fuck does Tracer get to Horizon?
Dominic Diaz
It's even worse than the worst. Zero relevance in the story. Even D.VA is not such a pointess character after this animated short.
William Edwards
>Dragons >Infiltration >The Last Bastion
>bad
Caleb Mitchell
At least the Hero short had a sexy brown loli. This had nothing.
Samuel Roberts
...
Colton Green
It was the best one
Christian Lee
WOHOOOOOOOOOO
Camden Powell
I like this thicc mei better and i hope we get a pj outfit.
Nathan Jenkins
Hello there, we are pleased to announce our new mode: Team build-a-base
I think I didn't care for Alive more, but it was close.
Ryan Clark
That would be a decent plot point. Better to leave it as a plot hole though, wouldn't want to give DETAILS about stuff
Asher Sanders
Why would she take more than a minute?
Kayden Wood
>icebae in a short Why all the rage?
Jonathan Cruz
The Last Bastion is the only good cinematic so far
Luke Mitchell
good ideas not welcome
Zachary Price
This is the only good thing to come out of this short
Xavier Young
>Mei looks attractive in game >In the CGI she looks like a down syndrome patient
There is something wrong with her face.
Christopher Ward
why the fuck did miss down syndrome get a fucking cinematic?
Nicholas Lopez
It was a month ago but I don't remember who exactly it was with. It was a little after the Doomfist reveal
Winston says "Hey Tracer let's go to horizon some shit done got fucked up let's check it out I got a rocket" And Tracer goes, "Oi bruv ya we ought ta check that chaddywack afore the queen goes crumpets" Hire me Chu
Connor Perez
Nice
Leo Thomas
Checked
David Peterson
>implying this alter ego isn't flushed down the toilet now
David Wright
Ckecked
Wyatt Sanchez
Reyes did deserve having his face plastered on a trash article.
Family in Reflections saw that article. They saw his face in shame.
Logan Carter
>Gave almost zero shits about her friends dying >Used some of the energy Snowball gave her to make fucking coffee
Alive > Dragons > Infiltration > Recall > Museum = Bastion = Hero > Rise and Shine
Gabriel Cox
>Expect a shitty boring short featuring a boring girl in armor the whole time >Instead get a shitty boring short featuring best girl in form-fitting PJs with her hair down I can accept this.
Charles Walker
IM NUUUUUUUUUUUCLLLEAARRR
IM WILD
Cameron Barnes
Thanks user I was looking for this
Asher Foster
>to combat late season fatigue we are introducing more points when you win games
Oh boy so in low tier games youll be earning more points because are easier to win meanwhile in diamond ans above youll be earning less in a higher skill bracket
Seems fair
Sebastian Roberts
ALIVE WAS SHIT
Sebastian Walker
>guys guys guys something a fan came up with is in the game's canon, and now Blizzard made the fan thing not canon, they can't keep getting away with this!
You sound like those retards who insist Mercy raping Tracer is actual canon.
James Cox
Thicc womens are the best.
Xavier Perez
i cant help but think they did this short the same way the anime industry keeps making moe. They did it just so we can stare at a cute character longer and feel like she's really real and has a personality, etc
Jason Hill
Most useless short by far. It was literally a retelling of her origin story. The writing was awful, nothing actually makes sense: -Mei could have left literally at any moment, but she had to climb that tower just to say "YASS WUNSTUN" before she could actually try to escape Antartica BY FOOT. -She got over the death of her coworkers pretty fast, too. -Also, apparently, the first thing you should do when in a situation where your life (not really) depends on your ability to climb a tower is to build a cryo-freeze gun, because that makes sense. Why would you use ropes or any of the survival gear you possess? -Snowball's "death" was a tearjerking moment thrown in for the sake of emotional manipulation, with no impact whatsoever, since his batteries got charged not even two minutes after the fact. -The battery of a small robot can sustain the whole Ecopoint by itself -Why would you care about the batteries when you have (or have the ability to build, apparently) solar panels that charge the battery of said robot in a small timeframe? Mei is also a weak character by herself, and the writing style of "tell, don't show" doesn't help her one bit. The whole short was just ten minutes of pointless exposition of either inconsequential things (Snowball's death comes to mind) or other stuff that we already knew about for a whole year (the whole "ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEEEEEEEAD" thing). The Junkers animation we had the other day was a lot better, despite the fact that it had the budget of a shoestring when compared to this dumpster fire, since it actually tells us details about the lore of the new map and about why they went on an international crimespree. It's not really much, you could say, but that's at least the kind of exposition one can expect over a 3 minute video, something that the Mei short, which had over thrice the lenght, failed to achieve. At least the animation was top notch, but that's about it.
Isaac Walker
It's actually different >Ecopoint Antarctica was discovered and Mei woken up >Nothing about Winston, she goes on solo mission How the fuck did they manage to retcon with zero plot involved?
Landon Martin
I wonder if she speaks in a chinese accent as well