Be Australian

>make a shitpost
>person takes it completely seriously
>not sure whether to let the person know or not
u know what i mean bruh???

>makes a shit post
>gets a shit post reply
>replies to shit post reply
>replies to replies with a reply

u know what i mean bruh???

oh and a man that drives a tip top truck told me there won't be lux car tax next year. He was Serbian so he's definitely right

Fuckin eastern block immigration these days, shits outta control

>freedom
>America

Pick one.
Less free than britbongs.

Not that much desu.

1) It's actually 13,000 (generous figure)
2) It's mostly niggers killing niggers over drugs. white people rarely kill people with guns except in """mass shootings""", which make up less than 1% of all gun related homicides despite being pushed by the news so much.
3) freedom ain't free

>hey burger, your black people don't look very free
>for some reason they display low economic mobility
>almost like they are the poor, dumb, and criminal from africa while our black people are upper class nigerian migrants
>but that's impossible, you told us that all men are created equal, remember?
>so, uh, we think your country isn't very free at all
>you should do something about that :^)

If you didn't give up on Britain when the flag still looked like this you're a commonwealth cuck.

>be finfag
>buy car for 33k+28k tax

>It's mostly niggers killing niggers over drugs.
[citation needed]
>freedom ain't free
>implying the least free western nation knows anything about freedom
heritage.org/index/ranking

you average 96 a day you fucktard. 96 x 365. do the math cunt
30,000 includes suicides.

just remember that according to virginia university, USA ranks 30th for personnel freedoms, whilst australia is equal 3rd.

i don't have to worry about getting shot by some dindu/mexican/redneck/depressed teenager, ever.

i have to worry about getting shot if i am involved in the drug trade or involved with the bikies. if i am in neither business, then i have ZERO worries about getting shot.

>point out lack of freedom and flaws in firearms rights and Americans just try to pretend the thread never happened
like pottery

>2006
lol, hate to see what they think when they see the latest poll At least they managed to overtake Lithuania. Baby steps.

>i have to worry about getting shot if i am involved in the drug trade or involved with the bikies. if i am in neither business, then i have ZERO worries about getting shot.
Wow almost like America.

>Thread is a self deprecating Straya thread
>Some bitter cunt brings up American gun statistics for NO reason.
pottery

Yer killin me user

>Some bitter cunt
Not as bitter as the Septics that responded to that bitter cunt.

>be American
>buy any car thats over $65000 AUD
>get shot
>mfw

Free healthcare isnt free bud. At least you're not like those amerisharts who can choose whether or not they pay for health insurance

>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on Veeky Forums all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova, actors and a racehorse and claim they were yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds

kek

hehehe

Don’t forget 5 million in medical expenses plus tip

Bruh you cant outshitpost an australian

>hey burger, your black people don't look very free
>for some reason they display low economic mobility
>almost like they are the poor, dumb, and criminal from africa while our black people are upper class nigerian migrants
>but that's impossible, you told us that all men are created equal, remember?

In some of our cities, 38% of the blacks of working age 21 to 55 years apply for permanent disability. That is a sword affidavit to which they must sign stating it is the truth. How can blacks claim to be equal if 38% of them between 21 to 55 years of age are permanently disabled? It can't be a lie because the black people swear it is true upon penalty of perjury due to signed application forms submitted to the government for permanent disability payments.

.

>be Australian
>pay 33% of the original price to government for luxury car tax

Aussie 33% sales tax for cars over $51,000 USD in value is not that bad. You have to pay for things like the CENTRE card as there seems to be a permanent underclass breeding in numbers.

>chile
>economic freedom
Kek. Collusion and overprices are the norm over here.

>America is the only place in the world with a low socio-economic ethnic minority problem

>be Polish
>live as a salaryman
>want to buy a new car
>pay additional 19% tax for anything over 2.0L regardless of price

>be dutch, so *1.2x for burgermoney
>have insane co2 luxury tax
>mustang memeboost 52k, gt 127k
>gt86 54k manuel
>wrx sti 97k
>21% sales tax
>52% income tax if you earn any decent amount of money
>relatively high fuel and road taxes
Straya aint so bad bruh

>Be commiefornian
>Surprisingly no absurd added tax but everything new or used is 1.5x more expensive than in neighboring states.

except you're wrong?
>hear a noise in the backyard
>call the cops
>in pjs
>walk out front
>get shot

>be baseball player
>go for a run to keep fit
>get shot

and thats just some australians who died in the states. its a shit hole where i would never, ever want to live.

>be brazilian
>buy Chevrolet Celta 2015
>it's just a Opel Corsa 96 with new body
>get a good deal and pay 20 thousand dollars for it
>it has 4 doors, no drive assist, no air, no electric windows, no nothing, just the steering and 4 wheels
>the gallon cost 4 dollars
>doesn't matter because you gonna get killed anyway

Life is good here.
>

>go for a late night drive in my car
>realhumanbean.jpg
>red and blues in the mirror
>pull over
>wind down the window
.>hands on the wheel
>cop: licence and rego son
>move hands to get licence
>BANG BANG BANG
>get shot for moving hands when asked
>fuck, forgot to tip the cop
>give cop $1 per bullet (15% of bullet cost tip)
>say thank you
>drive to hospital whilst holding stomach contents in with one hand
>thank the lord for my automatic car,
>eurofags would die on the way to the hospital in their poorfag manual don't ya know
>get to the hospital
>walk in
>sir, sir, you don't have insurance with this hospital, you're messing up my floor, go away
>fuck, give her a $10 tip for being helpful and mopping up my blood
>get back in my truck
>drive to correct hospital
>tip the receptionist $5 for directing me to the emergency room and mopping up my blood
>doctor comes in
>few i'll live
>doctor: okay this is going to be expensive, can you pay for this?
>ahh well i work as a mechanic and make 50% more than the minimum wage, so about $6 an hour
>wow rich man, okay price just went up to total of $2,000,000 plus 20% tip for me, 5% per nurse
>no worries doc, i'll get a loan from the bank, take my car as early down payment
>anesthetist comes in
>give him 10% tip, so only $10,000, pretty cheap
>be unconscious
>surgeon working hard
>8 hours in
>surgeon realises he hasn't received his upfront tip yet
>gets the anesthetist in
>i wake up
>guts still cut open
>surgeon asks for his upfront tip
>give him 20%, so only $50,000
>anesthetist puts me back to sleep after receiving another $10,000 tip
>surgeon finishes up
>i wake up
>tip nurse $500
>walk out
>thank god i bleed red white and blue
>if i was born in another country, would have turned out much worse
>got no car, no job, no insurance, no house, no money
>see american flag flapping in the breeze outside the hospital
>get an erection
>wipe tear from my eye
>god bless america
>freedom ain't free

i can see why people would flee from this shithole at first chance

>Living in Britain
>Wake up at 7 bong in the morn
>Take a lookyglance outways
>Positively grey and wet like any beautiful day
>Eat my breakfast of seared grickleknob and Prince Harry on White before heading out
>On the way to work come across some impoverished afrikamen
>They demand my wallet at spoonpoint
>Gladly hand it over to the nice gents, and give em an ol' London Lollipop for good measure
>Wipe my mouth off, wish them good day and head off to work at immigration service
>Approve 36000 Pakistani families, under quota today
>Head home
>Blue Caps come me way
>"Oy mate! You're under arrest in the name of the Queen!"
>Ask wot for
>Being within 50 metres of a deadly spoon, not giving the African me wallet fast enough, and not approving enough Pakistani families
>Fair enough, take the fine and head home
>Step inside and me mum yells
>"OY MUGGSY WHERE THA FUCK YOU BEEN"
>"Blimey mum, British things wotcha think I been doin'?"
>Head to room for an ol Liverpoole Handshake
>Turn on Wundahbahbox, go onto British Porn dot com
>Give the state a call for wank approval
>Purchase porn license for fitty pounds
>Whip out me Knickerstick
>Arrested for not watching interracial cuckold porn
>Won't lie, slight of a shit day
>God Bless the Queen

Memes and rare anecdotes don't make something true.

two australians dying in your shithole country in shit hole circumstances are anecdotes

enjoy your murder rate which is 5x higher than ours.

>rare anecdotes
I have a chart for you:

...

When do cars get involved?

>2006
You'll laugh even harder when you see the 2018 update heritage.org/index/ranking

THE australiANUS DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO STEAL,, DRINK,,, AND SNIFF GASOLINE
``THE australiANUS ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!..the australiANUS DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT

-HOW DO YOU SAY australiANUS IN ``LATIN ???

*``AUSTRALOPIThECUS``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN australiANUS IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR FILIPINO COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED ``VICTORIA BITTER`` AND ``VEGEMITE``
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE ENORMOUS NOSES LIKE SHARKS OR TUCANS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE BROWN GOOKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED EMUS

>freedom ain't free

Freedom is over rated

What quantifiable value is being measured here?

Nobody cares about gun suicides because the highest suicide rates are in the supposed gun-free nations, showing that banning guns, to at least prevent suicide, is a farce and a waste of time.

That's why most gun debates don't mention the infamous number "30,000"

>Hong Kong
>Free
Were you living under the rocks for the past 15 years? Also, unlike those countries, American citizens can use their arms to overthrow a tyrannical government. That's pretty fucking free if you ask me.

I see you, James D. Julia Auction House.

>Australians CAN'T HELP but bring up Americans' guns for no reason.
Why do you do this?

never noticed the watermark until now

See the problem here is that there are two Americas, one is a land of opportunity and beautiful cornfields and the other is the nigger infested city hives that you see on TV.

sour grapes

A lot of Yuros and Cunts also don't realize how fucking enormous the United States is.
It is incredibly easy to avoid the shithole areas for your entire life.

Where does the traffic cop being shitty meme come from? I've been doing 100+ and only gotten a "slow down you fucking idiot"

>Australians=the whole world
Correct, This table takes suicide out of the equation >American citizens can use their arms to overthrow a tyrannical government.
Didn't realise this was the 17th century

>USA is the only country with a low socio-economic ethnic minority problem

Yup. Literally just stay out of commiefornia and away from the coasts. Cheap classics, e85, guns, God, freedom. It's a hell of a life.

>blacks commit crime because because of their socioeconomic status

Buddy us micks are respectable members of the community now and when we came over we were just as shit. It ain't socioeconomic.

If you kill a spider against a white wall it will show too much, so you should do it at night

>Didn't realise this was the 17th century
That was the intent of the Second Amendment then, and it still is now. It's a built-in failsafe.

If you're talking about how the "government has tanks and shit" feel free to tell American veterans from the Middle East just how easy it is to occupy land against insurgents with small arms even if America has all the technology at their disposal. Australians meanwhile will have to fight a police state with sticks and bows. Good luck.

>be american
>get shit

a classic

This is what happens when you aren't poor, you can afford extra taxes
Unlike Americans who earn on average only 18k a year

In Costa Rica, EVERY car has to pay 50% taxes, even shitty chink made ones

>there are actually retards that still believe in an SHTF scenario
I'm sure your tinfoil hat will keep you safe.

ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2013/crime-in-the-u.s.-2013/offenses-known-to-law-enforcement/expanded-homicide/expanded_homicide_data_table_6_murder_race_and_sex_of_vicitm_by_race_and_sex_of_offender_2013.xls

It's a shitshow of a chart because they count Hispanic as an "ethnicity" and not a race (jej) but take whites as a whole, that's going to be 1/3 Hispanics and Muslims who are white enough to be called white for quota purposes, this is being kind. So that's
> 2,000 white victims
> 2700 black or "others"
> 1000 "others" who were falsely called white
> 600 latino

So it's about 2000 white victims to 4300 non white vics for a population that's still 60+% white (for now). For the offenders, they once again play the quota game so I would bet under 2000 for whites offenders. That leaves about 4500 for non whites, most of them killing their own race primarily. It really is a case of ethnic neighborhoods, drug turf, and generational hoodlum gang violence between people's who look like each other.

But once again I can't overstate how badly they fudge the definition of "white" when reporting this shit. The FBI's numbers would have you believe that whites are maybe half as likely as minorities to kill you. But look at the data for states and you get a better idea. Murder rate per 100,000 by state:
> Vermont: 1.3, rural state, 90+% white
> New Hampshire: 1.1, rural and mountainous, 90+% white
> DC: capital city, wealthiest in country per capita, but half of residents (east side of town) are nigs: 24.8

That to me is more like it. A city/state with half nigs is 25 times as likely as a state with all whites to have murders. And nh and vt started getting nogs last 15 years so that could easily be them doing the 1.1. whites in the states just never fucking do it like that.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_in_the_United_States_by_state
So ffs 50-infinity times more murder from nigs.

>18k a year
Median income for Americans was ($39,740) in 2004.

>At least I can afford extra taxes!!!
If that kind of thinking helps you sleep at night, be my guest.

What about all the niggers in melbourne

Let me clarify myself. The Second Amendment is a precautionary measure made by the men who created the nation just in case something goes sour again. Did I say that there is going to be a SHTF soon? No.

Does that mean that there won't be a tyrannical government in the future? No. Then we might as well keep our gun rights just in case. Your argument is as stupid as saying we should get rid of our fire extinguishers just because there isn't a fire right at this moment.

>67042279_p0_master1200.jpg
>_master1200.jpg
auscunt posters will forever be SHIT

>mfw 95% of Veeky Forums posters are australian
what the fuck
why are australians so obsessed with cars even though they don't make any

wrong again retard.
Per 100,000 people
United States 12.6
Australia 10.4
United Kingdom 7.4

yep, 10.4 is definitely higher than 12.6.

fucking
moron

Learn something about Australian culture kthnx
We were making real muscle cars while America were making 180hp safety bumper smog fucked shitboxes

I'm in australia, no way that we are as free as the USA, we have so many restrictions its rediculous, for instance we can be heavily fined for not wearing a bike helmet or carrying a knife in your car and skipping the yearly PID is strictly forbidden.

What are you talking about? Are you reading the same thing?

Your numbers aren't wrong I'm just saying the convention is to subtract deaths by suicide when talking about gun deaths.

Oh I’m sorry, which of your two major manufacturers are still making real V8 muscle cars? Even Ford knows you guys can’t afford them anymore.

?? I walk around a knife visibly attached to my belt and never get in trouble

Oh suicide rates? I'm referring to South Korea and Japan. Also some specific eastern European nations.

i know someone who was fined $1000 because they were pulled over and had a knife in their car, its different when your in a car for some reason

Freedom index is just one liberal’s idea of utopia, of course they don’t factor in things like actual freedom, guns, cars, and property ownership, those things are bad to them.

what cars does australia make today?

...

dumb and fat americunt; the post

the mustang is very popular now and there are plenty of amg v8s around but most car enthusiasts buy 2nd hand cars

""""""Freedom index"""""" is a politicized bullshit metric made by liberals. Disregard it.

see

nobody takes you seriously anymore what's your point

how does it feel to be delusional?