> News - New Splatfest - Which superpower would you rather have: Flight or Invisibility? (September 1st/2nd) -Update tonight: en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/p/897 -New Salmon Run map, Lost Outpost will be added to the rotation -The map Manta Marina will be added Friday/Saturday -The Forge Splattershot Pro comes next week with the Bubble Blower Special
You don't REALLY use the Splattercrutch, right user?
Sebastian Evans
Whoever makes the next OP change "Manta Marina" to "Manta Maria". I fucked up when I added the text the first time and it hasn't been fixed.
Camden Edwards
Mr. Grizz is a good boss who cares about his workers!! I want to become friends with Mr. Grizz!!!
Zachary Brown
No I use Tentatek
Elijah Thomas
Post "burn your switch" memes
Kevin Fisher
>they really use the Crutchtek Splattercrutch
Joshua Morales
I want to bully Marina's butt
Jackson Baker
It's a brand you can trust. All my equipment is tentatek.
Kayden Lee
i'm sad now
Ryder Hill
...
Asher Thomas
Room open, waiting for anons.
Jayden Moore
no I use the hero slosher it's so much fun
Josiah Hernandez
whats worse, getting rushed down or zoned out?
Nathan Jones
Would a grabbing multiple eggs gimmick work? I'd imagine it'd go like this: At one egg, you go normal speed and use your weapon. At two eggs, you have a lower speed, but you can use your weapon. At three eggs, you have lower speed and cannot use your weapon. You wouldn't be able to go further than that.
>Go pick up one egg >Accidentally pick up more and be fucked Anyway, no. You're fucking dead if you go slow.
Hunter Parker
this guy's still around?
Jordan Myers
3/4 Just waiting for one more.
Jeremiah Torres
I forgot to add you'd have to the option to pick up additional eggs or not.
Lincoln Phillips
>Glowflies >Dude with the glowflies falls down the grates and is trapped >Try and save him >Also die >Wipe Should've just stuck with the team I guess.
Aaron Morgan
Reminder that waiting behind the pedestal with the RM trying to maximize your time bonus instead of just fucking dunking it is asking to be splatted by a concentrated attack from the enemy spawn. I hope losing was part of your plan. Good job.
Parker Price
>Special Charge Up drink ticket Thank god. Now to watch as this gets wasted instantly.
Nathaniel Powell
What if, instead of nerfing the trislosher, we buff it?
Elijah Wood
You mean like with 3000 grit sandpaper?
Evan Hernandez
How's my setup /ink/
Bentley Baker
Absolute madman
Kayden Torres
Probably the best handmade plush I've seen so far, and it's not even done yet.
Caleb Morales
Added
Asher Phillips
might be fresh but probably won't be
Austin Rogers
>tri-slosher now can go through walls as if it was a sting ray shot
Brandon Thomas
is the dynamo roller shit or is it just me
Logan Cox
give it the range of the charger and the fire rate of an inkbrush
Camden Peterson
These SR weapons suck donkey balls.
Angel Mitchell
blessed marina pearl harbor doll that shares dr pepper with you and verbally reassures your self-worth
Chase Russell
CUTE
Julian Martinez
Annie pls go
Jordan Nelson
good in salmon run because you flatten literally everything one shots steelheads with a v-swing, rolls over cohocks shit in the regular game though because most people can just shoot you before you can swing your roller
Justin Reyes
>Get knocked out of the room Fucking hell
You just suck if you think this is a bad set.
Jason Jackson
but I love Annie
Jackson Hall
Wow! I'm trans
Carson Martin
She has TW Navy Striped LS up on Splatnet right now Goddammit girl get your shit together
Dominic Price
>get triple cold blooded on annaki shirt
I know it's a likely brand but of course my luck makes it so it's my only triple.
Ryan Baker
two*, what the fuck is going on with my keyboard today
Adrian Jenkins
Found the shitter
Kevin Bell
Why'd you reuse the thread image OP?
Eli Powell
>You just suck if you think this is a bad set. Dynamo's too slow to do anything, and you don't have enough ink to really keep going once you start either. You can only really clear mobs, but only if you start at just the right time and end at just the right time. The dualies and the splattershot are pretty good because they just work. But I can't fucking use the splat charger because I keep getting overwhelmed by mobs because the weapon that's most suited to killing mobs is a fucking shitshow.
Gabriel Roberts
sex with brella!
Jeremiah Walker
y'all
Andrew Price
Marina pls
Jaxon Morris
pearl's eyes are really pretty
Ryder Bailey
Fuck the dynamo. Being able to react is better than pure damage. At least the charger has a long range and an emergency fast firing short range attack to compensate.
Isaiah Ortiz
Lewd drawanon, if you're there keep up the good work
Oliver Reed
Pearl could've looked perfect.
Wyatt Johnson
>Fagggot
Liam Wilson
Sex with woomies!
William Hughes
wtf >griller going the exact opposite direction of laser
Blake Sullivan
>YFW S+x is meaningless
Parker Cooper
It probably needed to go up/down a hill.
Isaac Wright
All the way back to 1 RIP
Jaxon Myers
holy shit
Liam Gonzalez
Just like playing videogames.
Isaiah Morris
I don't understand these reviews. Does he like the game or is it just to make jokes the whole time while talking about the game occasionally?
Brayden Perez
what the hell
James King
damn i think there were more blue haired fish than red haired ones because of all those eggs
Zachary Evans
Ggs you guys
Parker Richardson
>Two Navy Striped shirts on Splatnet >In the same 12-hour period >In the same 4-hour period, even
Is this Backwards Caps all over again?
Luke Ramirez
...
Henry Perez
WHAT
Chase Young
sauce?
Joseph Campbell
I wish I could see their faces when they realize their 'positivity' isn't spreading
Luke Gutierrez
I can't even
Jose Sullivan
Yahtzee is a critic that absolutely loves to take the piss out of everything unless it's a game that's practically tailor-made for him, in which he'll still take the piss out of it. He generally despises online multiplayer games and coop games and prefers single player story-based and puzzle games.
Basically Zero Punctuation is a comedy, so take it as such. Sometimes you might find some good games in there as well.
Angel Garcia
>breaking your bar >ever What are you? Some casual baby who was carried the whole way?
Okay, real talk though, it pisses me off that all the pros seem to stay at S+50 or so when I tune in or when they stomp their way through league all the way up to 2200. Like fuck, what the hell am I missing that keeps them so far away? Is it really because I can't practice for 10 hours a day?
Bentley Walker
how would you like lewds of special woomy?
Parker Watson
...
Xavier Robinson
...
Ian Hernandez
...
Ethan Price
>I j-just w-wanna play S-Splatoon >Start shit talking the moment they start leaving Really makes you ink
John Bailey
Dynamos can one shot cohocks when rolling, y'know. So stay outta the cannons
Josiah Adams
Can't call them what? WHAT CAN'T WE CALL THEM? I KEED TO KNOW.
>tfw don't even play as a woomy >just switch to one and post her to make artists draw more porn
Connor Robinson
If you can't predict the movement and attacks of boss characters to be able to preemptively prepare a flick to hit. Also Dynamo is death on wheels in glowflies because it can oneshot golide
Parker Ross
The top scores right now are like 2300 My leagues usually hover around 2000, it's not super pro or anything but 2200 should never be called low
Owen Martinez
>had my woomy drawn multiple times >switch the outfit every time
Isaiah Watson
Fuck you if you think I'm ever not using a cannon when it's there. Because I can.
Evan Fisher
>level 33 >B- >thermal ink >quick super jump >quick respawn >brella with 86k p
Ryan Moore
t. Overachiever
Evan Miller
>Thermal Ink It's worse, that's Haunt.
Jonathan Mitchell
I miss it ;~;
Nolan Cox
Profreshional is for tryhards.
Carson Young
Can a drawanon draw a woomy/spaghetto using a crutch as a gun? Like, put a scope on an actual crutch, make the foot into a nozzle and make them aim it like a gun.
Jaxson Watson
>If you can't predict the movement and attacks of boss characters to be able to preemptively prepare a flick to hit. Some are just impossible to predict, like Steelhead because you need to predict when he's going to attack. Most others I just don't find the time for to wind up an attack, because mobs and the need to conserve your ink.
>Also Dynamo is death on wheels in glowflies because it can oneshot golide The few times I had glowflies the Dynamo was massively useless. But that was because of terrible positioning resulting in the Dynamo being surrounded.
Nolan Lee
I completely glanced over the little squid ghost in the icon for haunt The fuck is this nigga thinking