Dota 2 - /d2g/

Vcr/10

nth for lewd waifus

>you are the ti party and this dude slap your gf's booty

wyd

so NOT Rylai

wyvern is shit ever since they made her ultimate strictly a setup spell instead of a ranged black hole

didn't they already try this lineup only to end up having shartour run off to shitrekt with pooniverse cause of their shitty results after the first Major

oh wait, that was with Fear instead of Zai

what does Windranger smell like?

i seriously doubt rtz will play with peter again

>day9 constantly sperging out over every action he makes
>1000 apm xD

umm dotards?

give him some proactiv

good

Smells like lilac and jasmine

Hey dotards, I haven't played in a bit over a year I think. See they got new towers and stuff, which is neat?

Anyway, thinking about getting back into the saddle. What's the meta like at the moment? Who's the new water-nigger and such?

this is the meta

the meta is all about position 4s - pudge, spirit breaker, earth spirit, earthshaker.

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A DOTA HERO MORTY!!

I'M RIKI RIIICK!!

Absolute cancer meta.

Just thirdie things:

>lose your lane and then blame mid for not ganking top, like it's his responsibility to force a lane victory for you

it's totem-nigger now

This image I saved a couple years ago begs to differ. Sorry had to censor because mods but reverse search it. Hard to find the original these days though.

This. Every. Single. Time.

Like what the fuck dude do you want me to come win your lane for you? Sure if I get a nice rune I'll come gank if I see an opening but fuck this begging for ganks from your mid when you can't even lane properly.

>feed 4 times
>someone points it out
>PINGPINGPINGPINGPING mid noob no gank jajajajajaja

mini rat right now. It'll never be as good as it was in 2013 though.

dota2.gamepedia.com/media/dota2.gamepedia.com/e/eb/Dlc_rick_and_morty_announcer_riki_01.mp3

she has a pretty pink pussy and if you would prefer that she have a penis you are a gay faggot.

>2017
>STILL NO CRAB HERO

what if dota received an update called the dueling fates

>2017
>still no edgy intelligence hero from outer space with an exposed brain

New hero:
Luxanna, The Light Bender. - Ranged intelligence hero, low health pool.

Q - Prismatic Prison
Throws projectile of light that roots and damages the first enemy unit it hits. Target receives amplified magic damage.

Root Duration: 2.5s
Damage: 75/125/175/225
Magic Damage Amplification: 30%
Range: 1500
CD: 20/18/16/14
ManaCost: 80

W - Light Barrier
Throws her scepter in a direction, shielding herself and every allied hero it touches. Refreshes shield on the way back. Luxanna cant cast spells until the scepter returns.

Shield capacity: 100/200/300/400
Shield Duration: 4s
CD: 20
ManaCost: 100/110/120/130

E - Iridiscent Orb
Launchs an orb at the targeted location that slows enemies in the area. When the orb expires or Luxanna detonates it, it damages enemies. Slows and damages more the more the orb is in the ground.

Max slow: 50%
Max damage: 125/250/375/500
Orb Duration: 5 Seconds
CD : 17
ManaCost: 90/110/130/150

R - Final Light
Luxanna shoots a beam of pure light, damaging and blinding enemies in its path.

Magic damage: 300/500/700
Blind Duration: 3s
Range: 3500
CD: 100
ManaCost: 150/250/350

Aghanim upgrade: Makes enemy heroes hit by the beam to refract part of the light, dealing 150 aditional magic damage around them.

Talents:
25: Prismatic prison doesnt stop on first enemy // 25% CD reduction
20: +10% Spell Amplification // +25 Movement Speed
15: Light Barrier +75 bonus shield capacity // Prismatic Prison +20% Bonus magic damage amplification
10: +150 Health // +60 gold per minute

Is there a reason every ability does 4 things? Calm down Guinsoo you already invented a bunch of shitty broken ass heroes back in the day

I think this exists in some other game...

Shietttttttttttt

>blinding enemies

So the screen of the player turns black or reaaly blury until the end of the spell?

Broken af

wtf no gap closer?

>the range on that ultimate
the fuck

>Q
>Damage: 75/125/175/225
>ManaCost: 80
>W
>Shield capacity: 100/200/300/400
>ManaCost: 100/110/120/130
>E
>Max damage: 125/250/375/500
>ManaCost: 90/110/130/150

what kind of retarded scaling is that?
maybe try working at riot cause ur retarded enough

Any faggot here that owns a trails of burning doom baby roshan? Put it up on the market for 120$? shits worth 100 without any valuable secondary gem so i'm feeling generous.

please tell me I'm not going to turn into a Day9 in my 30s

Wouldn't that be AWESOME?

Why do they dislike each other so much?

You won't, because no one can compare to MEEE

who's this literal faggot and what does he even do for dota ?

Kuroky no Basuke
get it? HAHA
if you don't get it it's that they both play support for their team
also basketball is 5vs5 like dota haha
also name sounds kind of the same haha

t. NAshitter

>make realistic anime about sports
>people still have purple and light blue hair
umm weebs?

rtz hates ppd because he has an ego
ppd hates rtz because he has an ego

whoa big egos clash, more at 6

>bulba giving MEEEEEE builds
no wonder IIIIII'MMMMMMM 3k

Yeah but rtz has no right to have an ego
He's a washed up shitter

Here is Necrophos:
Q- Heals, damages, regens hp, regens mana, even bigger regen on hero kill
W-Physical inmunity, amplifies heal, amplifies magic damage, slows
E- Damages
R- Damages, stuns, adds respawn time.

>My blade sings!
What did this cute girl mean by this?

it's not realistic
they have fucking magic powers like teleporting, balls that faze through hands, magic passes and supersayian modes, also one guy has byakugan and I feel bad for knowing what it is

So it's like Shaolin Soccer?

Yes, it's bad.

>get jumped by huskar
>just tp out xD
>finish tp with 1000hp
>die in fountain
literally how is that balanced
he can literally attack any hero 6 times and get a free kill wiht zero counterplay

it's like real basketball you mongoloid, they just pretend it's magic but if an irl nigger cross faked you out you'd break your ankles yoo and think it was magic fucking johnson

kill yourself weeb

i remember when Jugg used to be my fav carry to win these impossible games with but now he feels like he's complete dogshit. What happened to this hero?

>No slytherin may fail

Did she really like Harry Potter that much?

sheepstick

>What happened to this hero?
You started picking him.

if you get lastpick huskared theres not much you can do outside of pressuring him with some heroes who can gank

>Shrink when you see me

But there is no hero with an shrink ability

She is openly carrying.

uhh but before 7.00 i had around 25 wins and only one or two losses on that nigger
now i dont remember last time when i saw him win a game outside of TI finals

>Implying she can survive in a desert

Okay so if I can carry Vs Megas playing Arc poorly, what happens when I actually git gud at arc?

I just need to get much faster at the Micro Aspect, and paying attention to myself and illusion.

Arc is so fucking stupid, you can teleport the illusions to a pushed lane and just pick off nearly anyone who tries to 1v1 you. His single target damage needs to be fixed.

>ppd building manta first on PA
is this legit or is he outting himself as a shitter?
t. shitter

H-hi

>Naga has zero lewds
is she actually the purest girl?

What if she is hydrated?

Just upload it to imgur please

especially if it's actually a futa version

>not liking feminine cock

nth for plugging redhead butts

she's slithering around with her tits naked

you mean like that nba fighter michael bisping?

who else /watching poopoodee strim/ here

>watching badKuroky

Has ixMike fucked anyone's mom in the last couple of years?

I only know he fucked Dendi, Fogged, and Arteezy's mom but that was long ago.

>not liking pussy
t. homosexual

>playing against bs+tinker
I respect him for standing up to the pub menace, even if he's utter shit at playing core

what if blademail worked against towers?

what if there was an item like vanguard but for magic?

MIKE'd

>t. EE

I like both and that's why Futa is the best

Dude looks like one of those turbo disgusting characters in NTR doujins

whats mike ethnicity

Better image

Dota 2 is a game for _____

wise people