I just found a fucking frog under my carpet and I'm fucking scared

I just found a fucking frog under my carpet and I'm fucking scared

It's a well-known Chinese curse. What car?

Get rid of it before it starts spouting racist memes.

1999 Toyota Celica it's fucking gross who knows how long it's been there

Lord KEK has blessed your car.
Do not touch the frogger or 10 years of breakdowns and bad wheel bearings will come to you.

that's your water damage indicator frog. if your car gets wet the frog reanimates and escapes. your warrantee is void if this happens.

blessed

which part of the car am i looking at here?

kek

I once had a nightmare that my backyard was overflowing with green tree frogs. Was when I was a kid. Shit was horrendous

it's a frog you fucking pussy

grab it and release it by a pond

numbers
kek wills it

The frog lives in your car, do not bother it.

Is it dead?

>release it
I think its ded senpai

looks a little flat 2bh. How do we know you didn;t just put a dead frog their to get (you)s?

>cleaning out minivan because I'm selling it
>Frog jumps out of rear seat attachment point in floor
>Try to grab it
>Jumps into the inside of the middle bench
>Can't find it or make it come out
>Sell it the next day without telling the buyer
Godspeed little buddy

My whole fucking neighborhood was laughing at me cuz I screamed like a little girl!!!

Yes, it's dead. Shit's convex. You know your frog is dead when it goes convex. It probably hid in OP's dank, musty carpet during a dry spell, then couldn't get back out and dehydrated.

>kek
Exactly.

Shadilay

Looks like he skipped leg day.

I only see one frog.

under-rated post

>the frog reanimates

>tuning a 70's landbarge at night
>moths fluttering around lamp while I'm fucking with the adjustment screws
>one gets sucked in
>rpms increase
Godspeed little buddy

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this is what happens when you ignore suspicious sounds in your car

>b-but it'll goo away!

That part would be under the seat by the driver's side I was pulling up carpet to run wires. I also found some weird coins

Maybe it'll rattle itself tight if I leave it long enough
>Maybe it'll ribbit itself dead?

Cute. When it rains, tiny frogs like to hide in the moisture around my car's door seals. You have to throw them out or they'll get squashed when you close the door.

Survival of the flattest.
Fuck, I'm on fire today.