Senran Kagura General - /skg/ - #1130

midriff + spats

meh

Miyabi is the cutest, girliest, most feminine, and most beautiful girl in the entire world.

Raping Murasaki! Every thread!

>inB4 anti-spats user shows up and talks about how much he hates spates

>you will never marry Yumi

Traditional Japanese wedding clothes Yumi is cuter!

Would you give your Senran a suppository if she was sick?

If she needed one, sure. Why wouldn't I?

Yeah.
Why wouldn't I?

Because it goes into her pooper

I can only hope she would do the same for me.

>not sticking something up your senrans butt every chance you get

I've never seen this character before, she looks like a total copy of Asuka.

are you implying you would object to sticking your thump up hikage's anus? i'd pay good money to rattle her poop shoot

Aria's a clown weirdo

Uhhh.. that's a normal pill though, I don't think you are supposed to shove that up someones bumhole

I found a bunch of old baseball cards while I was helping clean my uncle's house. I hope they're worth a lot but knowing my luck, they're not even worth the paper they're printed on.

How was your day, /skg/?

At first, I thought you were making a joke about Yumi being so prevalent that people forget Asuka.
Then I read the name on the card.
Why does she even look EXACTLY like Asuka?

I had to replace the battery in my car

Apparently it was a miracle it lasted that long to begin with

Well, won't know until you try

I fucking hate this guys art so fucking much

What are "things retarded people say"

I'll take "Best Girl" for 400, Alex.

Some new waves are bootlegs of other senrans.

That one not so much, but her ribbon makes her look just like Asuka.

They ran out of ideas I guess.

Shut up, you. I got a good thing going here.

But Hanabi is a combination of Hijikata and Meimei.

Before said she looked like Homura, now people say she looks like Asuka. I choose to believe she's their gay lovechild from the future.

Doesn't Kosuzu predate Hanabi by a few years?

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She's Asuka with Homura's hair and a somewhat different face.

I love Hikage! Every Thread!

Next thread I'm gonna post this before you do. Fair warning.

So basically, she's not Asuka?

Senrans vs Dai-Shocker!

Who?

If Asuka did her hair differently she'd be 9/10ths of Aria. Look at and tell me that's not Asuka.

Anonu-san BAKA! You gotto me puregunantto! Ai will shootu you inna faisu!

Senrans, you know. Those Ninja girls with the big boobies. Except for that shitty cat and bitchy Wild Arms reject

Ryobi thinking that America is like 1800s Oklahoma! Clad in a prairie dress when she steps off the plane!

Why would she think that to begin with?

Asuka's got bigger, rounder eyes of a different color, lighter skin, and darker, straighter hair. She's also shorter, but senran body types can vary quite a bit between depictions so most of the variations are from the neck up.

She imported this American TV show called Gunsmoke.

There is a monster in this thread who would knock up Renka and not take responsibility for it.

I would impregnate Renka accidentally through a broken condom and swear my whole being to her and our child when she gets a positive pregnancy test!

You you're fine but the monster was the guy who said get an abortion instead of Marry Renka and raise your kid together.

To be fair if she's your big sis that's a reasonable outlook. Nobody wants tard babies.

Then Renka will just have to have sex with me so we can make a family! Easy fix!

I'm not a monster!
It's a perfectly reasonable option considering Renka is so young and might not be ready to have a baby yet.

bean

Senmom tier list (official):
Super moms -
Yozakura
Asuka
Ryoki

Strict moms -
Ikaruga
Yumi
Yomi

2cool moms -
Shiki
Renka
Kafuru
Rin
Yagyu

Fun moms -
Hibari
Hanabi

Embarrassing (but good) moms -
Ryona
Katsuragi
Mirai
Imu
Murakumo

Motivational moms -
Daidouji
Miyabi

Call CPS -
Minori
Haruka
Hikage
Murasaki

This is Leo. Say something nice to her.

hello

Trannies are OK!

Hikage is a good mom, kindly delete this

She's not biologically your big sister you big dummy!

Hikage's husband has to teach her all about parenting!

Hikage's natural instincts will ensure that her children are warm, fed, and protected

I don't know why anyone would marry Hikage anyway. She'd never be able to love them.

user.
Getting a woman to love you is always a challenge. Hikage is just Hard Mode.
Don't tell me you play on easy mode?

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goodnight /skg/
have cozy dreams

>not playing in Lunatic Mode to get the true ending
Step the fuck up

I am not a great man.

>5 faces
>10 arms
>6 legs
For fuck's sake Marvelous it's your own mythological creature.
This is like a greek man saying the Cyclops has 3 eyes

>Imu not on the strict moms list
Ya fucked up.

What if you just didn't see its true form?
Similar to Tokiwa-no-Orochi where it has 5 heads initially but then transforms and has 8?
youtube.com/watch?v=tnHsOkewxHo

That is True Orochi though

Incomplete Orochi looks more like the traditional serpentine depiction

Your flatbot was shut down due to inactivity.

She spills spaghetti when she sees Miyabi pick her kids up from school. Imu's kids take their glasses off in embarrassment.

Pretty sure this wouldn't be a thing if Imu were actually a mom 'cause that'd mean she found someone else.

Imu will have to move on eventually.

Imu's the kind of girl who loves her husband but still has a hidden Miyabi shrine.

I bet if Miyabi asked her she would leave her husband with no second thoughts.

You guys are totally right. Imu? More like Cuck You.

I'm willing to bet she wouldn't. Imu is all about loyalty.

Imu isn't that cold.
She was willing to drop Miyabi for Hikage in EV anyway.

There's a simple solution here

Oh shit I forgot

Put Homu in motivational and Ryobi in strict

Might as well stomp the fag's into mush while he's at it.

Shiki having sons!

New limited edition dakimakura with PBS artbook from ebten
11081 yen
Artbook only is 2808 yen
On sale 8/30, numbers limited

Oh no, Yumi's ass put Mirai to sleep.

Sorry not a daki, bedsheet

Being around Yumi will do that to you

I'm gonna have lots of motivated children with Daidouji.

I'd cut it in half and only use the left side, and I don't even really like Yomi, but at least she looks good.

That's pretty cheap all things considered. I wish I lived alone.

>Daidouji asks you to meet her in a room
>Open the door and see pic related
What do you do?
Also, the magazine should be here tomorrow so expect scans of the stinky Katsuragi soon.

>What do you do?
Bury my face in that ass and sniff.
Duh.
>expect scans of the stinky Katsuragi soon
Doing god's work user

>see a bunch of actually visible fart gas
Probably vomit from the smell. I can't imagine a visible fart smelling any better than death itself.