/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

Are bloodhounds the worst gloves or what?
I hate the edgy goth kid spikes on the knuckles

where is the literal gay website?

bronnen

impressive. very nice

I just like to zeus people
heres a dumb vid of me zeusing people
youtube.com/watch?v=8WItiJWSk5E

I can't be bothered to watch it

>chokequid losing to ghost gaymen

Isn't there a 3/5 rule regarding major qualifiers? How is optic gonna work around this?

what you chattin senpai

no dying!

all the hues playing rank s. what is this madness

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I'm pretty sure this optic lineup will smash any na qualifier lmao

How do I click heads?

just gotta hit them domes

>roach
who is surprised

What should I eat for dinner cunts

kuew teow or pho tai, m80

>New Put Up or Shut Up

Yay

>Redditor Steel instead of our guy da bears

Boo!

*blocks your path*

fatberg has lost a bit of weight, good on him

*takes a drag on a blunt*

Now get outta here kiddo

dead

>2025
>Optic is undefeated on Lan for 8 years running
>has won every tournament worth winning
>the other teams basically show up to play for 2nd place
>nobody cares about pro CS anymore
>valve goes bankrupt after making a failed push on a trading card game
>Baron Trump buys valve
>makes CS great again. Greater than ever.

that pansy pussy will do that to you

Is he munching pansy muff?

They have been regular fuck buddies since Cologne were Friberg was analyst.

I thought she was pulling her panties aside for chad

Let's be fair, Pansy is the kind of girl that needs more than one man to satisfy her

BASED FUCKING DREAMHACK

yeah i said fuck buddies because pansy is all about the sex. Friberg knows the deal ofc. The pros have been passing her around for years

SK
North
Astralis
Navi
Faze
Mouz
G2
fnatic

anyone disagree?

faceit soloqueue WHEN?

does ESEA have a soloqueue?

reminder fifflaren is banging her

you sure about that?

pretty sure

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And thorin banged her, and huk banged her, guess what, smix is easy

what the fuck is wrong with the trading community in this game? Every single guy that adds me to trade is a scammer. I remember back in circa 2012 I used to trade in TF2 without any scammers and now it's only them.

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Bc skins in csgo are actually worth something to 3rd worlders who really need it

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pansy without makeup

wtf sauce?

How old would someone from class of 2010 be

you have to ask Friberg for the video

depends on country and weather it's high school or tertiary

What a strange drawing of eggs

24
no bully

yeah its retarded how every game you get queued with a 4 stack not giving any info vs another stack

>get kicked from north
>win a major
Is Magisk the danish Zeus?

Exactly, feels like every game you get on faceit is uneven, either you steamroll with a stack or you get steamrolled by a stack

worst part is how fucked you are as the solo guy
you have to play vs a coordinated stack that does fast executes while getting zero info from your team so you can never rotate in time

>that quality
>in two thousand fucking seventeen

>very toxic teammates in a competitive game
>annoy them via coms enough to have them kill me multiple times
>laugh as they get a 30 minute ban

i cant be the only one doing this

I fucking want to kill myself

how are you gonna git gud if u dead

once ur dead u can get coaching from god himself (me)

>god
>him

jesus christ nerf faze already

get rid of the favelas first then ill make moves

they're trading maps with t2 teams though

riot shield when???

>kio
seems like a nice lad

also it seems that they actually have fun in fpl unlike rank s

greetings hi i the warowl greets you

now

>By the Numbers patreon already at $700 after a few hours

lol, easy money

No you're not the real warowl.

>wants 2500 monthly for 4 shows a month

jesus

That's pretty much how much alphadraft were paying them to do it, it's the going rate

got into a dm with brax. was fragging his ass like a gay man with aids

>taking dm seriously
how fucking autistic

>getting triggered
how fucking autistic

>be youtube
>have shitty 1080p60 performance
>constant stream freeze
>can't streamlink 60fps

when does their contract run out?

a whole year.

is he going full time with this game? he hasnt touch csgo in awhile i think

in 5 years youtube will be back to just cat videos and drunk people falling.

he was a stand in for c9 and lost both matches. still managed to middle frag against some nobodies

>Need a new monitor
>Can't tell if there is any difference between 1ms TN and 5ms IPS monitors because everyone with an opinion is most likely some mg2 scrub

there is a 4ms difference between 1ms and 5ms

And if it's not some 2 star general like you it's most likely some rank S player who is biased about his set up

you honestly wont see a difference unless you get a 240hz

>not getting a .5 ms response time monitor
AG273QCX
>not getting a 480hz monitor
blurbusters.com/4k-120hz-with-bonus-240hz-and-480hz-modes/

>1100 hours
>no skins or anything of the sort
>didn't wear hats either back when I played TF2

I just don't see the point. Am I autistic?

No, you're just one of the few normal people

Wearing hats seems autistic af, lad.
Having cool pictures on your weapon, however, does not.

>Am I autistic?
Nah, at least you don't fap over a knife skin.

>2017
>there's STILL people using the A1-s over the A4

Jesus christ get a grip. Trash RPM, trash magazine size, trash reserve ammo, trash DPS and sticks out like a fucking AWP. These people are worse than the shitstains running mid with glocks pistol round on mirage.

>he cant use the a1-s bc hes a spray and prayer

>unironically using the rifle that requires you to headshot or lose every single aim duel

I get it, the A1-s is easy to control so people get stuck with it because they're noobs. However if you're tired of being dogshit and want to make some big plays you better grab that A4 and spend a few hours in deathmatch, you will not regret it.

>b-but muh silence

Literally useless above nova, nobody gets confused by it.