Why buy shit performance cars?

Daily reminder that for 3k-5k you can have a bike that rivals hyper cars in cornering ability, acceleration and top speed

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It takes a lot more effort and skill to corner like a madman on a bike.

so people only drive cars because they are weak and talentless?

How will people know I'm rich?

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Ha, yeah, right. Show me your 7:30 burgerring laptimes. Oh, you don't have any?

if anything, bikes really show you how bad or good the rider is (tire wear patterns), while cars mean posers can pose for ages.
>pssssshhhft i was holding back/didn't feel like taking the risk/thought i saw a dear yeeeaaaah trust me i'm the fastest driver in the world normally
>yeah i'm hella fast i know how to drift

Your $6,000 safety suit you bought in cash and the more frequent and expensive (if not DIY) maintenance on bikes

Also a sportbike is necessarily a second vehicle because even with bracketed on luggage racks and bungee cords and shit to go full southeast asia with, the subframe is ultra light aluminum tubing that will crumple under more weight than your chubby wife. Also can't into snow without giant studs.

>Also can't into snow without giant studs.
I just tie rope around my tires

> Ducati
But it won't perform like that, because it won't be running 70% of the time.

Or chronically lazy, or just don't want to get cold/wet/broken.
To be fair, that and 'I want to carry more than a couple of bags' are why I drive places rather than ride. But I ride where I can, because it's fun as fuck.

>Also a sportbike is necessarily a second vehicle
Guilty as charged. My CBR is mostly a weekend toy for fun speedy noisy time.

>more frequent and expensive (if not DIY) maintenance on bikes
THAT is why I bought a Honda. I want it to run, and not fall apart.

I can buy a 300SL for $4k. That is cheaper and faster than a Ducati.
>Falling for the quarter/0-60 meme.

I agree but I wouldnt drop money into a high performance bike either.

I like muh bikes as I like muh cars. Stylish, reliable and classy