FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!

FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!

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THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE PISSING

IF YOU CAN PISS SIX FEET IN THE AIR STRAIGHT UP, AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT!

God please post that link.

BRING YOUR TRADE
BRING YOUR TITLE
BRING YOUR WIFE
WE'LL FUCK HER
THAT'S RIGHT, WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE

BALTIMORE’S FILTHIEST

As I recall the backstory to this is it was made by some ad firm to show once at some trad dinner. But it’s so fucking perfect I hope whoever wrote it got into comedy writing.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=SBs455jwb8w

IF YOU FIND A BETTER DEAL SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

THAT'S RIGHT SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS

BALTIMORE'S FILTHIEST

BECAUSE AT BIG BILL HELL'S, YOU'RE FUCKED SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY!

DON'T WAIT, DON'T DELAY, DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF!

ONLY AT BIG BILL'S HELL, THE ONLY DEALER THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF.

AND IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

HURRY UP ASSHOLE

CALL NOW

HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS A’ BITCHES IN THE STATE OF MARYLAND GUARANTEED!

BAD DEALS, CARS THAT BREAK DOWN!

DON'T WAIT
DON'T DELAY
DON'T FUCK WITH US

THAT'S RIGHT WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE

THAT CHECK BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOURE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

GO TO HELL

THAT'S RIGHT, WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE

I parodied this for the about page on my neocities, what do you niggers think?
biggulpsupreme.neocities.org/about.html

HOW DOES IT WORK

YOU CAN KISS MY ASS

IF YOU CAN PISS 10 FEET INTO THE AIR WITHOUT GETTING WET, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT

kys

YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT

GUARANTEED!

DON'T FUCK WITH US, OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF

rude

IT IS OUR BELIEF THAT YOU ARE SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU WILL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT

GUARANTEED

quote it correctly then

i'll quote your mums pussy with my dick

BE THEREEEEEEREEEER

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>BRING YOUR TRADE
>BRING YOUR TITLE
>BRING YOUR WIFE
>WE'LL FUCK HER
>THAT'S RIGHT, WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE