>click click click click
>sorry too cold, I'm dead
Click click click click
Carson Lewis
Evan Price
>Too cold.
>Not a ford.
Kayden James
Doesn't happen if you maintain your battery and you also have a battery that is suited to the conditions
Daniel Jones
Take the battery out and shake it.
Hunter Cox
Just connect the negative and positive together for 5mins it'll warm up and then put it back It will start the first time 100% of the time 70% of the time
Michael Rodriguez
>terminal looks fine
>doesn't start
>whack terminal connector with a screwdriver handle
>starts right up
fucking batteries
Aiden Lewis
or just don't live in a shithole that gets cold
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Chase Gutierrez
snowdriving bestdriving
Sanddriving is categorically inferior.
Ryan Cruz
How the fuck do so many people manage to fuck up a 200 year old device? It routinely gets to -35 here and I've never had a battery "freeze" even after sitting in that for weeks. Make sure your alternator is working, fix any parasitic drains and stop leaving your fucking lights on repeatedly. Also keep your connections clean and don't leave every electrical device on when you start the car.
Logan Clark
The Jews sell different batteries to southerners that don't work in the winter. I never knew about this until the first "polar vortex."