What features do YOU look for in a car when buying?

What features do YOU look for in a car when buying?

It must not be painted like a pepperoni pizza

is this John Podesta's car?

stay pleb

OBDI/II, engine bay isn't covered in plastic, minimal amount of specialist tools needed for rebuilds and where possible a very open aftermarket following.

Everything else is secondary to me.

COMFY, not terribly slow, smooth ride, reliable, cheap

Roll down windows.
Analog clock
Non-power seats
Real wood anything
Metal gnarling

*Knurling

>/thread/

No it is clearly PizzaMan Dan's car. It says on the windshield.

>PizzaMan Dan

Reliable
Manual
Fun to drive

Personal hobby cars:
>small
>lightweight
>needs to feel like its on rails
>RWD primarily but depends on the car
>high revving engine
>manual
>simple, naturally aspirated engine
>I4 or I6
>limited electronics but needs an ECU
>fuel injection
>rare

Family cars:
>350+ hp
>RWD only
>coupe or hatch
>traction and stability control that can be turned off without hassle
>decent speakers with an OEM subwoofer
>leather seats
>functional AC
>less than 5 years old
>warrantied
>gets less than 30 mpg
>is obnoxiously loud
>tolerable for roadtrips, but not obviously comfortable
>inconvenient enough for other people to get into that you're never the first proposition for carpooling

Can't be his car, it's pepperoni pizza, not cheese.

IT COULD BE FOOT PIZZA

Good personality

a white hand

>manual
>is not an SUV
>is not a truck
>is not a van

>driving condition
If I'm in the mood.

Even then, if I don't have a project at the moment,
>does not require anything more than minor chassis work

FWD, AWD, RWD, I don't give a fuck, they all have their quirks, and driving them to their limits while working around those characteristics makes it fun.

Not german or fca
Not a truck or SUV
Manual
Not fwd
Engine not transversely mounted (unless MR)
HEI dizzy or coil packs/coil on plug, no points
Not v6
Gauge cluster must have bare minimum big speedo and tach, with smaller fuel and temp gauges. Bonus points for voltage and oil pressure gauges
Cloth seats
DIN radio hole
Reasonable aftermarket

-Cheap
-Non-fucked powertrain
-Not a crossover

must haves
>RWD
>250+ hp
>Auxcord
>power drivers seat
>LSD
>trunk big enough for me to stuff 3 bodies into
>under 3400lbs
>AC


Bonuses
>heated seat
>heated steering wheel
>ABS/traction control
>power adjustable mirrors
>back up camera

Deal breakers
>meme screen
>leather seats
>low profile tires
>low clearance
>turbo/supercharged

>cheap
>not fucked

Daily
>ute
>v8
>tow ball
>maybe a tasteful roo bar
>joocy sound
>lots of parts
>easy to repair
Weekend
>mx-5 na8
>yellow
>cute

has to be m/t

sooo... its dan schneiders car then?

What would fit the bill for 2-4k?

no less than 8 cylinders.
made by GM