/palg/ Paladins (& SMITE) general

NOTE: You will be playing against bots in casual queue until you reach account level 5.

>OP Text (Needs updating!)
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>/palg/ Discord
discord.gg/SNwXWHe

>Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz

>Patch notes (OB57)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?53313-Open-Beta-57-Patch-Notes-August-23rd-2017

>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist)
youtube.com/watch?v=2qlES6unUwY&index=1&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) - may contain some outdated info
youtube.com/watch?v=V5TSsepFwBM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9&index=1

>Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

>Counter Guides
paladinscounter.com/

>Account statistics
paladins.guru
mypaladins.com
masterpaladins.com

>Reveal Trailer (Strix):
youtube.com/watch?v=QAxD1twlnHk

>PTS (Play Test Server):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13102-Joining-Paladins-PTS-and-Contributing-to-Development-September-27th-2016

>PTS Steam Version:
steam://install/596350

>Bug Reporting Thread (OB57 PTS):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?53315-OB57-PTS-Bug-reporting

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I want to be serenaded by Fernando's gracious words!

Maeve a shit

WHERE ARE THE PALADINS LEWDS

I HAVE WAITED AN ETERNITY FOR RUCKUS BEING HOISTED BY TENTACLES

so uh, what exactly is Ash supposed to do? Like she drops the shield but people can just shoot over it.. I don't really understand. and her right click is really weird since it actually forces you to load a shot in, making it take awhile so you can't use it asap.
Am I missing something? Is she low tier or what

Maeve uses a litterbox

the only way you're getting that is if you commission it

She's very high tier. Good survival, good damage, good escape, good utility. Forces enemy Frontline to rush resilience.

So, /palg/, did you sign up?

Majority of artists are slave to the blizzjew though

WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO CASSIE

none can resist the greenjew though

No, it looks terrible.

Just got a whisper from a guy to get cancer mid game. Guess his champ and mine.

She's shit. Don't listen to the waifufags trying to justify her.

chink'd

If I don't get into hand of the gods alpha by tomorrow i'm playing nothing but kinessa in all my ranked games

>mobile game

No thanks

you were lex/lian and he was viktor?

His: Maeve
Yours: Strix

how do i get out of bronze in ranked?

How do you see whispers mid-game? Whenever I get them in a match it just says "type /r to reply to whisper" and doesn't actually tell you what the message says.

>servers down in 30 minutes
>while tournament is underway

Possess more than 19 braincells

Did you know that I love her above all else and want to spend my life at her side? Because I do.

Shoo

I did because I want to see how much they changed the models like in .

>tfw you're a good player but too anxious to ever play ranked
>forever solo casual

G R O H K E D

The only one that got Grohk'd is Evie.

looks a little goofy but still an improvement over the pigfaced whore we have now

/palg/ay time already?

Evie is like 4 feet tall, he'd split her in half

Just a reminder, make sure you don't get caught while in a match.

She may look like a slut, but inside she's just a little girl.

My thread

that pip skin though

hnnnggg

wtf they got alpha pip as a skin already

Actually pigface was the operative descriptor in this situation, in-game cassie looks she has bovine parentage.

ok that hirez employee must have lied, even if the developers really are from hi-rez, its VERY obvious that at the very least all the art assets are coming from tencent.

He was Styx, I was Skye. Takes one meme champ to beat another.
You see the player's name in chat. And afterward the /r to reply.

If the mobile game has better models I'm going to lose my shit.

Annnnnnnnnnnd, Mercy Rework.

Yes, her ultimate works like a particular winged champion's ultimate, unlimited ammo and all.

Not sure if it's a prank or not.

user....

is this out already?

stay in overwatch gen

but that's nothing like Drogoz?

Takes a pig to know a pig i guess

Tell me doctor, are they shit or not?

She would freeze his dick and snap it off.

Hot

Lizards don't have wings.

It's Willo he's talking about. Unlimited ammo and flight, hello?

I have several degrees in swine identification
I am the foremost expert in the world

No reload is really more impactfull that it seems on paper. Especially on someone that has a lot of DPS. So it could be a good buff. What is the cool down on E?

Listen, user, we already discussed it before. Thomas Holt, the time travelling spy stole blizzard's idea to make Willo's ultimate.

Aren't bronze players worse than bots?

After this i am not sure on which side he is.

To me it seems like he slowly wants to transform Overwatch to Paladins.

nationalgeographic.com/animals/reptiles/d/draco-lizard/

30 seconds, 10 seconds when ulting.

Ult lasts 20 seconds and refreshes all cooldown when activated. This will probably bring their Tank Meta back.

First for bring Scylla to paladins!

Man, I wonder what else did Holt steal?
Is Seris the future Overwatch hero? Maeve? Lian? Lex? Ying?
We shall never know.

I'm drawing Maeve (again) next.

is that a jojo reference

Neat

I want pedophiles to leave

draw a loli oc champ

Well, let's see.

>nerf a damage mitigating ability on a damage mitigating tank for damage
check

>replace an ultimate with a self-buff ultimate that is present in our winged fairy
check

next up they'll end up replacing scatter arrow with impaler arrow.

I already did!

Here we go again, I want reddit to leave!

Maybe.

DELETE

lolis are for everyone, user

I'm only signing up in case there is some skin you can only get in pc version by playing this.
>inb4 it's black gundam nando

Everyone is playing tanks in the smite adventure to get throw kills, who is the best tank shredder in smite?

Draw a loli version of a male champ.

Ying will be coming to overwatch soon. But as a male.

Make a Maeve version of this.

Thats a horrible drawing.

Just find a friend that is good and both do it at once.

killer queen is best stand desu
read part 5 btw
also I really want a not!Diavolo champion

You are a horrible but your mum still loves you.

t. bronze shitter

Does Maeve have a mum?

Draw Ash in elegant summer dress

No, she grew up in the city alleys, servicing old men for food.

Atleast mine loves me unlike yours

How big is the damage difference between architechtonics and tinkerin?

You're wrong.

How long servers will be down? I want my dose of low-intellectual gameplay before I go to sleep.

I WANT JENOS ULT TO BE FASTER, EVEN IF ITS 0.2 SECONDS FASTER THAT WOULD BE A GODSEND.
IT BRINGS ME BACK TO THE DAYS WHEN I USED TO SNIPE FOOLS WITH COMBAT GIRL, BUT ITS JUST TOOO FUCKING SLOW!!!!! EVEN THE BEST JENOS PLAYER IN THE WORLD CANT USE IT CORRECTLY HALF THE TIME!

Because every team needs two tanks and other tanks are too situational or map-dependent (Inara, Torvald), she's an excellent comfort pick.

she has a shitton of health and survivability through battering ram. She can chase after people, drop a shield in front of them, and bully them out, but her charge is best used as an escape once she drops low. She can push people around and has decent range. Even if her damage is fairly low, it's consistent and she uses cauterize well. She's often picked in ESPORTS and competitive due to her reliability. You shouldn't pick her if your team has too much resilience bait or your team needs a more damaging tank (Barik, Ruckus, etc).

However, she has the lowest winrate of any tank.

What about old women?

That should be fun.
Maybe like this staring at the more busty champs

No fat female champion? What shit game is this we are talking abouts?

*stealing from people.

>he didn't read every part
Killer Queen skin for Maeve when?

this this THIS

playing Skye is fun
Though her new debilitate has made her other legendaries useless. It's just too good, and kills way faster.

>mfw triple kill in the tunnel with Jenos ult on Ice Mines at 3-3 points and we won

Anyone can do whatever you want, for the right price