/ink/ - Splatoon General

Rape with Marie!

>Taking selfies at work
>Not focusing on their duties

GET IN MY OFFICE AFTER WORK. WE DO NOT PERMIT PHONE USAGE DURING YOUR SHIFT!!

I want to get to know you dot, everyone here shitposts about you but I want to give you the benefit of the doubt

hey yogi its not time for work yet

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Fuck you I'll take my sweet time until you tell that shrimp to fix his drinks.

freshly made special needs straight from the oven

Fine whatever I'm posting the few screenshots I have left. Not gonna fuck it up next time.

Another angle of the front.

are for
Gold quality special woomy, saved as fuck

*teleports behind you*

I'm going to fuck your woomy and she isn't going to like it.

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Docks again. The map is very small and enclosed.

Can any no-life NEETs confirm or deny that you get a snail every 30 games/wins at level 50?

I love jumping off of that building.

You don't.

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Why do people insist on bringing retarded weapons into ranked?

im just an average asshole thats all

What is with the foodpunk aesthetic of the salmon run stages anyway?

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You don't get any snails.

>There are people in this board who think that post is unironic

does ranked suck, am i a shitter, or both?

She will like it

more like an a pain in the ass no wonder all discords have you banned

OMG I LOVE THESE! Any more funny stuff from Reddit or Tumblr? :D

Alright, I'm officially sick of seeing this thing.

cuz im dot lmao

And last one. I had like three Stingers spawn right there during this one wave alone. Fuck them.

So it might be better online, but this map seems like pain written all over it to me. That might have just been the Shoal fucking me over constantly though and having to juggle two controllers to stop disconnects. One measly stamp for all that work.

The salmonids like their cookware, I suppose.

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please don't bully my woomy again

>There are people in this board who lack reading comprehension

Hello yes it is time for business

both

Aww, I wanted more screencaps from reddit and tumblr! You disappoint me user.

Pilot to bombardier, pilot to bombardier!

Probably both. Ranked is more often terrible than not, and regardless of your rank people will still call you a shitter.

Special woomy isn't a thing!

You forgot her friend!

Are you honestly that enthusiastic about screencaps?

It's a shame the night aesthetic is only used in splatfest.
Luminous ink is fun.
They should do a stage set in a mystical crystal cavern where the lighting is always low

teach me the secrets of un-shitter-ness. i try to group with my team but without more efficient chat options it's hard to convey what i'm thinking in a way that makes any sense.

>Decide to play splat zones
>First game KO, 3rd crack
>Lose second game to KO, 1 loss from a bar break
That's enough for me, I think.

Yeah. I love them. Everyone knows that Veeky Forums has fallen out of creativity in recent years. I need some good stuff.

Would you take your squid kid to a date under the rain?

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That feel when

Use a crutch weapon and carry your team.

Someone draw this lewd already so I can jerk mah gerk.

Cool

Back off pal. I'll always save special woomy, but no one's saving you from me.

It's Codlumbrine all over again

Did you draw this? It's really good.

>Blaster is shit
>Rapid Blaster is great
What gives?

Rapid Blaster's pretty good, but here's the thing. It can't one-hit. The first time you get it, it's the best feeling in the world.

You shouldn't jerk McGuirk.

Luna Blaster is even better.

I hope they bring back Splat 1's Haunt once they realize that no one is using the current one because it's so shit.

Please post the codlumbrine sheldon edit

I don't understand this meme
Inklings don't melt in water, they just can't swim

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If you haven't already, I'd recommend expanding a little bit in whatever weapon type you feel best with. Most weapon types have more than one good weapon for certain situations and modes, so having a backup can be good if you're not finding success with a certain weapon.

Or, you know, just do what said.

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>Decide to try the crutchbucket to see what all the fuss is about
>Literally curbstomping every game
Okay yeah this is busted

Welcome to me last week.

>forgetting about the original special ed squid

Nice woomy, friendo

>62 damage when it's that far off from the reticle
Who the fuck okayed this design?

>agent 4 not holding hero shot

You the squid, user

>tfw your favorite squid is a slut

Thanks, draw her!
please anyone

i can only draw octos, sorry
but ill see what i can do

I seem to be able to execute this type of ridiculous shit in the training room but that range never seems to translate to games

>codlombine
I expected this to be shit after the gun name and first bit, god damn, caught me off guard

What's the best charger to start with if I'm absolute trash and want to get better at them?

>tfw you will never lewd that woomy in the wrong hole

imgur.com/a/karlA
Cant receive, Youre having any trouble out there?

But user, if I do that, she might get pregnant!

Splatcharger

my squigger

Blame not the puppet, as they merely abide the pull of master's strings

High-quality rips of Squid Beatmania IIDX for audiofags:
my.mixtape.moe/toezif.torrent (FLAC)
my.mixtape.moe/nksixs.torrent (320 MP3)

But who's raping her?

>lewd
t-thanks
this is really good, nice job. you're fucking fast too

Why are Switch screenshots so lossy? Is there a way to get quality .pngs out of this thing?

>combining all the images
You're doing God's work

capture card seems to be the only option for better screenshots

ty I was waiting for this, I'm gonna try my hand at remixing Don't Slip

>30 min sketch
>fast
Thanks, y-you too