How to get rich overnight?

So it's Saturday night, friends are all busy, recently single, no action on tinder, and I'm bored as fuck.
What are some things I could do to possibly get rich overnight? Willing to take a risk, and do something that might actually have a small percentage to make me a lot of money overnight.

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Okay serious answer here, marry an old rich widow and wait for here to die

I literally got rich overnight last night, I put all my money into Steem and now its up 183%

All in one night?

Sorry I'm a n00b but wtf is steem

gz man

You're right that would take more than a night, you can try instead to kill yourself then hope to reincarnate as a rich baby or something

Ew you'd have to do things with her.

You can try buying PIVX on bittrex.

i don't know how easy it will be for you to buy bitcoins in order to buy PIVX overnight. but I'm sure if you put your mind to it you will succeed.

here's a clue:
localbitcoins.com

Casino

Betting. Something like sports.

Wtf is PIVX?

How can I get into this business of trading cryptocurrency n shit. Can You do it from anywhere? I'm in Australia

>Willing to take a risk
Well you have a few options...
>house on red
>live savings on black
>rob a bank
>steal cars from a rich hood

Slob some knobs, do some rub n tugs. This is what sluts do every weekend on Tinder, craigslist, backpage, etc.

Amy answers to this question?

Lick penises

go to the bank

take out a line of credit on your home.

stick 50 grand in a tdameriturd account
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research some bio companies to find out when drugs might get stage whatever bullshit or pass.. these companies go from 20 bucks to 100 bucks overnight on this kinda shit

buy call options on said company.. in the weekly range. out of the money with like 20 grand..

get stupid money overnight when news hits.
fair warning. this is some dangerous gambling.
i can honestly admit i turned like 2 and 3 grand options positions into 15 and 20 grand overnight with call options and biotech stocks.
but theres a reason i don't do that shit anymore, and if you need explanation, you'll go from rich to poor once more.

Sign up for coinbase.com and buy Bitcoin. Sign up for bittrex.com, create your bitcoin wallet, and copy it. Go to coinbase and send your bitcoin to your bittrex wallet. Then you go to the market listings on bittrex and buy some PIVX

buy milocoin

When is this expected to moon and switch to Poloniex?

Is that less or more risky than these crypto gains we're seeing? Cuz this shit is getting ridiculous if you have enough cash in the right coin