/owg/ - Overwatch General

Beginning of the season and late at night, has the most people

>when you die and youre like fuck this hero and change to something else
>then mercy res's you as the same shitty hero and you have to keep playing

I leave it til the weekend after, the kiddies will have done it by then

>DF will kill dive

Wait until schools start again and do them at the beginning of the season late at night.

>Soldier keeps ulting in my face while I'm in mech
>eat it and then punish his shit positioning over and over again
>literally zero fucking counter play on his part, never changed off Soldier, was barely ever with his team and not once did he consider "maybe I should wait for the D.Va to be out of mech before I ult"
>game ends
>he calls me a "no skill hero" player and then says D.Va matrix nerf will make me useless
I can't help but imagine these are the people who called matrix "no fun to play against".

Are they going to get Reinhardts barrier nerfed next because it stops bullets too?

Any tips for playing Pharah?
I started playing her recently and it feels like I don't have enough impact even when I have gold damage/elims and end up switching to win

...

I wonder what his stats are like now.

>use ult
>finally I can switch
>ressed
>ult goes back to 99%
>die
>can't switch

as dva is it ever a good idea to just go fuck it for one life and fly face first into there dva and left click her for 5 seconds to get 50+ ult charge even if you die or is it not worth

>Literally the same team

>even if you die
Absolutely not

But farming ult off tanks is important, yes.

>he calls me a "no skill hero" player and then says D.Va matrix nerf will make me useless
I am currently enjoying one shotting soldiers and mccrees on the ptr.

I'll answer your question when you learn how to properly form sentences.

wat

So am I, that's exactly what I told him.

>Dive is probably the most awful meta to come into existence
>metaslaves and twitch kiddies latched onto it like flies on cow shit
>And yet there's an entire category of heroes that would make it not exist if they weren't total fucking crap

Why, Blizzard

...

I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

>open PTR
>settings are 6 months outdated
>crosshair is retarded shit I've never used

I forgot about this.

>the ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM chasing me in the backline
>my team nowhere to be seen near the point

Are they only rendered when I see them or something?

For reference on the burst DPS on new D.Va

Cannon fire/second=6.67*11*2=146.74
Direct missile hits in close range=12*18=216
Boosters=25 instant
Quick melee=30 instant

Excluding headshots and firing whilst boosting towards the target, total burst damage to the face within 2 seconds=564.48 damage
On a 8 second cooldown
With very reliable precison
On a 600 hp reworked 'bully' tank

Only 7 heroes in the game can survive this in any form
>Zen whilst invulnerable during ult
>Lucio at peak ult shields
>Ulted Winston, leaving him with around 450hp
>Reinhardt, leaving him with under 75 hp
>Fortified Orisa, leaving her with under 150 hp
>Ulted Torbjorn with an armour pack, leaving him with under 25hp
>Roadhog, leaving him with 35hp

The Mercy changes are only a distraction. Dive supremacy forever.

What about Orisa?

I'm not even mad for the new changes

finally they did Sombra better without buffing her

>mercy nerfs
ye instead of getting a "full res" every 5 min, now literally every time a shitter dies he gets ressed, and then when she ults all those shitters get healed, or even dmg boosted, oh and remember how shit it was to kill her when hiding, now she can fucking fly and stil lheal from a mile away
>nerfs

Not into centaurs, sorry

:(

>now literally every time a shitter dies he gets ressed
You deserve that if you're getting one pick every 30 seconds you dumb cuck

Hmmm, I wonder if this counts as a buff for Pharmercy

Offence and Defence is DPS, don't you know? Their names are only gauges into what they could do.
Junkrat's trap is useless when he has 360 burst DPS
Hanzo's Sonic is useless when he has a 450 burst DPS
Widow, Bastion, Torb and Mei are as good as useless because they have little/unreliable burst DPS

The world largest fuck machine, with pneumatic hanjobs and tight, suckin, bionic anus?

But user, I'll be the one doing the ressing. My only point was the rework is in no fuckign way a nerf. :^0

Stop that, she's not a slutbot

>wake up.
>go into the bathroom.
>see this.
what do?

>I'm actually enjoying Lucio Ball

What the hell is wrong with me?

Well her healing and damage boost factors get increased as well as multitarget during ult, so yeah

pretty funny how everyone is complaining against a rework that makes Mercy more viable

MEI GET OUT I'M PISS

Wonder why there's a jpg of a dumb cow in my bathroom.

Will kinda miss getting those game-saving rezzes but at least Mercy seems more fun to play now

what kind of downie drools all over themself while brushing teeth? disgusting

Can't stop the beat of my meat!
>Mei has ameizing after-fuck hair
>Thicc confirmed
>Gotta go nut!!

Custom your fucking crosshair for your 2-3 mains then leave it dumbass

>Bisexualoverwatch
It's good watching Reaper76, Pharmercyfags an Mercy mains getting buttblasted over a change that is actually a buff to the non-shitter. Ain't even going to affect the meta too hard like Hogs' destruction, its literally an antishitter rework

>more viable
Not in shitters hands.
Also she's gonna get some nerfs before going to live servers.

What's her new achievement going to be? You can't change PS4/XB1 trophies can you?

I think it is too. That aside tho, I love the only 1 ress every now and again, cuz you'll actually have to make choices, like for instance ress the shit tank you need to dive, but know he'll get killed on the way there cuz he's shit, or ress a good dps that might actually pick 1 or 2 shits before he dies, and then inevitably getting bullied for ressing the dps and not the tank by the same people who till now wanted to die on point... Decisions, decisions ...

I LOVE Angela!

I want to make her happy and help her achieve her dreams!

It is a nerf though, everyone that mains Mercy is passive and can't aim, the ult will be useless in their hands. Your solo healer has just gotten much more shit.

Pretty sure they can, just can't change them if they're already earned

>everyone that mains Mercy is passive and can't aim, the ult will be useless in their hands
nigger, did you fail to read the part where her healing range gets extended, and also heals every fucking body!?

Bleach my eyeballs because I've just seen a fat ugly chink.

Not a chance!

yes

Watch Valkia videos.

I want to drill your boypussy

I never put my crosshair to magenta and half the screen size for all characters though.

actually the gun speed (or damage) in her ult must be nerfed for the love of my sanity and because it is made to move quick across the map to reach a player or to runaway from a losed teamfight

fixed Mercy

I was a mercy main for the first month or two and this is a welcome change to her kit as far as im concerned.

D.va lowkey thicc tbbh

You're "highkey" faggot my man

I want 40% to grab D.Va's thighs and creampie her

shut it cumskin

Can someone post the human Orisa pic? The one with massive tits

>joey
>he's a mercy main
>his post
the only thing that kid needs to worry about right now is his grammar, and his eventual sex change operation

Today is the 34th birthday of my pathetic existence. I don't have friends, I'm a virgin and I'm terrible in Overwatch despite I play it since day 1. I can't think of a better birthday present than treating myself to 50 boxes.

Any other suggestions? besides kys

is Jeff Kaplan the destroyer of grill gamers?

Is... Is that supposed to be an insult?

>#NotMyMercy

>Flying around as Valkyrie Mercy, headshotting absolutely everything out of existence
Wtf I love Mercy now

100 loot boxes duh, never exclude kys tho

>orisa is really hard to play
LMFAO

play pony

I would nerf both damage and health regen. Also her infinite ammo is just retarded.
I feel like they have a special mentally disabled employee who personally works only on the most broken characters and he somehow makes them shit anyway.

The funny part of this is that they actually did fix Orisa up a bit and they're ignoring that "request" because other toons got changed too

>Mercy's rework is a shitter cleaner
Can you explain to me how?
mercy is literally the most braindead hero, even a complete shitter with brain damage can't fuck up with her.
t. someone who play every supports since release.

wow just like me but 14 years older. Say did you make your mother cry recently? i did and i feel awful but at the same time she needed it

Jerk off to Mercy main tears, and only buy the jewboxes if you didn't get the skin you wanted.

This is the end.

Looks like I didn't make it.
2450, so close.

I just wanted to prove to myself that I'm not slow.
That I'm actually very good.

But it wasn't enough.

>I feel like they have a special mentally disabled employee who personally works only on the most broken characters and he somehow makes them shit anyway.
>employee
but user, that's literally all of them, like it literally perfectly sums up the whole of blizzard

Will the new Mercy changes mean less girls will play her (and OW in general) since they'll be no more use for a revive bitch.

Why is Reaper so thicc

>tfw Widowmaker is actually much more fun to play in attack than in defense

at least you're not 2050 like me

don't worry user seasons are only 2 months long from now on, you'll have plenty more chances to let yourself down

>2050
Lmao, get gud you fucking NOOB. 2066 master race.

I main DPS. I do have 100+ hours on D.va but I'll acommodate to the changes like I've been doing all this time.

Unlikely, they will play her and be shit at her as they can't play their hide and seek minigame anymore.
You have to realize that if they were playing for so long, they are addicted to the game the same as you and me.
They won't quit cold turkey.

it's just a beta, in a state of drastic flux and imbalance that gets adjusted in the middle of the season.

blizzard clearly doesnt care about their competitive seasons remaining constant from start to finish so why should you?

better too, duh, same with hanzo, people who whine about them on attack need to get out of masters