/d2g/ - dota 2

WHY

>Excalibur
good pick up, Tinker is due for a buff and will be meta next patch

>two of worst performing TI teams combine
woah...

>xcalibur
lmao
this team isnt going to accomplish anything

didn't eternal autism kick pld from one of his past teams

no me in the middle

Today I'll remind them.

dota2.gamepedia.com/media/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/a9/Arcwar_lasthit_04.mp3

>tfw completed all the stack related quests of the goypendium but got no team

provide salsa

>12/13
Shit is a lie, i always got it up to 13/13 but never ended up unlocking the new style

he's a known choker

this might be EE's last failure, i mean, the step below from playing in this team is not playing at all

should I commission something from red? I like cum so it's gonna include that

me on the left

yes more cuties drowning in cum :3

me on the right

It's not a lie user you need 12 quests to get the set and 34 stars total for the unlock.

i had to work so fucking hard you guys. and i didn't even get a tip.

i'm gonna support my way out of this shit and ill drag every fucking shit carry with me if i have to

>Evil
>Genius
he's a perfect fit

>working hard
god you're such weak bitch, this is just a game

>waah I didn't get my carries approval for doing what I was supposed to do
u wont even reach 4k you shitter

>playing support in low 3k
You deserve to eat shit

you got carried
noob

I fucking hate playing against Disrupters so much, delete that hero from the game already

>just a game
a game i play to win my elitist douchebag dude. i'm not looking for approval, i just want a fucking tip for the gamesaving plays i made over and over again making up for the shit shaker and fucking techies.

>hating hero countered by 50 gold item

>win a game
>y-you got carried
why is /d2g/ so insecure?

it doesn't work 100% of the time

omniknight is basically the hardest counter, kunkka second hardest, he had both in the same game

is this bait?

What?

the gulag speaks

you can use iron branch to escape kinetic field

you didnt do shit
sven carried that game solo you couldve been a jungling LC and still won

you can also use it to push a teammate out of chronosphere, slark leash, and other similar abilities

but again its not 100% and obviously not viable past earlygame

Show me a webm, i dont believe it until i see it

>You know realize that Valve replacing the combine logo with the item silhouette is part of their attemp to dissociate from HL3

me in the middle

imgur.com/aYf2D7U

there is one of slark leash im looking for one for kinetic

literally try it in demo you retard

me on bottom

me slightly offscreen

imgur.com/X6YX9I4
imgur.com/a/KDaCZ

these show kinetic field, and static active

>offlane wr feeds like 4 kills in lane
>while I'm solo jugg vs a drow aura furion
>comes to my lane
>just starts hitting my cs
>every time I run to a lane
>he can clearly see me running to the fucking lane
>windruns there before me
>takes all the fuckign cs
>i have to run have way acrtoss the fucking map just to get like 3 cs
>he ends up 0/10 kda with fucking 200 cs, half of which should have been mine
>295 gpm

simply
epik

>bulba, rtz and ee still have teams in 2017

How are you still alive

>wake up
>2GD released

me on the right

I miss this team

looks like the genetic refuse of every race

>goypass ends in 3 weeks
>golden tokens expire in 6 days
>still no ultrarare

Should i kill myself?

i don't

and yet, no blacks. hmmmm...

where the heck is fluff anyway? haven't heard from him in ages.

me onscreen

me standing behind

me on the bottom

Let me correct myself
I miss the shops of ixmikes head from the shortest to the tallest
There you go

such is life in 3k

DJ was so fucking good 4 last year but Im not sure about rest...
Hope pld wont go full emo again and xcalibur gets his 2 hero pool buffed

>am aghs
>reflecting omnislash
>reflecting necro ult
this is some funny ass shit

me on the bottom left

That would assume blacks are human

correct opinion

inb4 new fnatic wins a bunch of majors but bombs at TI

NO, ME ON THE LEFT!

ME ME ME IN THE PIC

>winter goypass + dueling fates
>both new heroes get arcanas rn
You know they will do it

can he sniff through the helmet?

So this is the effect of no tournaments in 2 months.

>Still 48 days to go...

me on the dick

me crying in bed

gotta make money back for two new heroes somehow

me on the left

me on the right

me on the middle

me as the statue

>4k climbing with pudgespam
how long until it stops being effective, dotards?

me as the pudge

>me unga team bunga for 48 more days
time to die

me on the right

when you reach a level the crutch won't be enough
you'll crash hard

me on the left

me on the right

me on the right

me in the corner

THAT'S ME IN THE
SPOT
LIGHT

me as the saddle

I'm capitalist

papa bless

guess which one is me

me on the left

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

me on the right
>implying ricing meta with 4p1 wasn't the pinnacle of Dota
now we're just a hero brawler