>live in a condo
>nowhere to wash my car properly
>nowhere to work on it
>assigned parking space is below some trees so it gets covered in tree sap and bird shit
I wish I wasn't an apartmentcuck
Live in a condo
Gabriel Powell
Caleb Jackson
Get a car cover and park in some open spaces to do work on it.
Don't be a bitch and adapt.
Owen Diaz
Houses in America are incredibly cheap. If you can't afford to buy one, you're too stupid to be a car enthusiast.
Logan Peterson
I don't live in america.
Joseph Foster
>no where to work on it
Any friends or senpai nearby that have garages? Or did you bail and move away from everyone? you could try make friends with the maintenance staff at the apartments so they turn an eye when they see you under your car. Hell they may not even care to begin with so long as what ever you're doing isn't too crazy and you're not being loud or leaving a mess. Also some places like autozone don't mind either if its not too crazy. Just ask first. Or don't and try to do as much as you can before they catch you so you end up finishing it. Ive only been caught once by one of the finance cunts when she saw me rolling a jack to my car.
>umm sir you cant do that in the parking lot
>do what?
>you can't lift your car here. It says so in the rules
>oh srry my b
>roll jack back to apt
>come back an hour later and get under car with oil pan to drain oil
>car is high enough to get under but low enough to hide oil pan from plain view
>5min later reinstall oil plug, install new filter and fill
>done
Ryder Gonzalez
Yeah dyou have 1.3 mil for a house in silicon Valley?
Adrian James
get a superhydrophobic paint onto your car
????????
Profit
Eli Baker
>OP is apartment cuck who can’t afford a mechanic or a better place to live
>hurrdurr juss get a suber exbensive paint job XDDDD
Logan Scott
>hurr just get a 20 year mortgage, incredibly cheap!
Matthew Morales
If you're living on the peninsula and earning fewer than 6 figures you're doing it wrong.