/mhg/ - Monster Hunter General

STAKE

>tfw you will never get slippery with the bubble dog

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>Be gone thot

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LOOK MOM

Holy fuck we revolver stake now???

I fast forward every mount in a video now, shit's boring

the hammer's mount finisher is really good though

>tfw no Monster Hunter World on Nintendo Switch

Shit, son, have you not seen the good news?
youtube.com/watch?v=VtAW2xXZ9nE

They made Funlance fun again.

Anyone?

So why does the mount gauge looks like space

WHERE

What the fuck do I do in village after I do The Fated Four?
Is that it for village?

Damn that weapon looks glorious in HD.

What if I want to get EXTRA slippery with her/him/malefemale

In MHG btw

You go flying

Hey there anons. Haven't touched the Monster Hunter franchise ever since Freedom Unite/Tri. Would it be a good time to get back in as this game's going into PS4, or should I run as far as I can?

That's the part where you buy a Switch and import XX

STICK IT IN AND EXPLODE

I NEED PICTURES
PICTURES OF ANJA

go flting where though

>PS4
At least have the decency to buy it on PC if you are going to touch that kusoge

They better make a spinosaurus themed monster as Anjanath's rival

>tfw no narga in world

No. Have a Kulu-Ya-Ku.

They're the same armor now, Blademaster weapons just add "take physical damage"

Thank Christ.

take reduced* physical damage

cute!

Soapy tama slits that zinogres can knot and electroejaculate into

I don't think you know what electroejaculation is. Go ahead and google it.

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Can anyone prove the test patch QR is legit? I haven't found anything except someone going 'here is the test patch' and linking the QR itself again.

but is it a female slit or is it packing extra. Also thunder dog can piss off, tama tits are mine

So the shock doggo cock would cause elecroejaculation in the tama?

I'm going to be so fucking sick of the Great Jagras music by the time World comes out.

stop posting lewd shit in a blue board you perverts

As long as tama has a prostate.

Bing

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Felynes have been said to be 3-4 feet tall but never appeared that way in the games until now.
This is important.

>This quest is in an uncharted area, the guild has established a main camp for you, but you'll only have access to the supplies the guild has provided for you.

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BING

I'm already sick of the handlers voice. I hope she's only there for a bit of the first zone as tutorial lady.

Do you guys think MHW will add pvp?

No

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Whats in his mouth?

There's an option to turn the VO into the old gibberish from previous games

What are these from?

Truly, Worlds is the Uncharted™ of MH

I saw a Narga fursuit at the last convention I went to. Do you think MHW will have any new furry magnet monsters?

DELETE

Of course not.

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>implying you wouldn't

>A monster has detroyed your camps! You'll have to defeat it before we can send the guild out there to repair them for you!

>human face

Pic is ruined

Cool. So is it bejewled or PaD?

>mutants

Of course not, monstergirls are shit.

I can't like both?

>post monsters (female)
>get shat on
>post huntresses
>get shat on
>post several different variations of women mixed with monsters
>get shat on
I guess you people prefer dicks?

Whoever draws Rathian like that is praiseworthy

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DELETE

I hope we'll be able to just grind down normal monster parts for scraps for Palico Gear instead of another retarded minigame like Meownster Hunter

anthro a shit
monstergirls are below shit
feral are king tier

twitter.com/ktgr_de
maya-passiflora.tumblr.com/

They're the ones who draw that Seregios story, too.

It's better then only liking anthros alone

Delete my post but leave . Real classy

So why is Monster Hunter actually said in English in Japan. Like any time time there's a clip in japanese it's "Monster Hunter" in english.

Is it because they don't speak english there so "Monster Hunter" has this weird, foreign sound to it? Like how a game titled "Perro Fiesta" here might sound exotic and foreign?

youtube.com/watch?v=ncyM-DRqmK4

I just dont get off to, or fantasize about putting my dick into cartoons.

You didn't delete it yourself?
Holy fuck what even are mods?

>uses Veeky Forums

Nips just like the way english sounds for some things.

>Perro Fiesta

I don't know Spanish syntax. Is that "Dog Party" or "Party Dog"? I'd play both.

A lot of Japanese games and media have English logos.

>Test build MHXX update 1.2.0 w/ Eng Patch v3: my.mixtape.moe/kdcqnv.png
So I guess if this is in the OP it isn't brick trolling.

You've nailed it.

Same reason why it's G rank is G rank and their games with G rank are "[title] G".
It's a "cool" letter to them, much like how X is to the West.

The furfaggots are shitposting again and continue to prove that they are one of the cancer of these threads.
Now expect more screen capture of dis cord chat complaining about shitposting and copypasta despite the fact that they are the ones doing it.

Where are the mods and janitors.

Let's guess how much MHXX is going to sell this weekend

>you will never be this autistic
phew

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I'll be surprised if it breaks 100k, Japan is the region that least needed this game.